The F Plus

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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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191: The Merchants of Urine Oct 18, 2015

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with: Boots Raingear STOG Jack Chick Bunnybread Lemon

reading: quickfixurine.com uroclub.com stadiumpal.com amazon.com

Content provided by BomberJacket.
Edited by Lemon.

Have you ever been out in the middle of nowhere, probably camping or playing golf, and then realizing you really, really need to pee? Have you ever entertained the idea of being the secret MacGuyver of peeing, using a machine to discreetly empty your bladder while chatting with company? No? Okay, well, have you ever spent late nights on the Internet, looking for synthetic pee to go with your 'peeing robot' costume for Halloween? Not that either? Um... okay. Well, congratulations! Here's an episode about urine and urine accessories.

This week, The F Plus has a few thousand photos to look at.

Music used:

Rocket From The Crypt - Bucket Of Piss
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien - Pissin On Your Steps

190: Welcome To Planet Thumbsucker Sep 28, 2015

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with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Adam Bozarth J W Friedman Lemon

reading: thumbsuckingadults.com

Content provided by Captain Laser Pants.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

Life is a scary and emotionally draining thing. So it's understandable that we deal with stress, loneliness and fear by using various coping mechanisms. We drink, we smoke, we have casual sex, and sometimes, we suck our thumbs. Nothing about this is terribly weird or shocking, right? Well, how about you spend an hour listening to internet spew about thumbsucking and see how you feel afterwards?

This week, The F Plus pays very close attention to what thumb Cathy is sucking on.

Music used:

GWAR - I Suck On My Thumb
Ivor Cutler - A Suck Of My Thumb

Chapters provided by birdie

189: Paranormal Stupidity Sep 15, 2015

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with: Boots Raingear Frank West Adam Bozarth Chris Collision Lemon

reading: my-paranormal-experience.com

Content provided by Mitzy Rae And Brojack.
Edited by Adam Bozarth.

It's time for some spooky ghost stories! The website my-paranormal-experience.com is one man's mission to document other people's experiences with ghosts, psychics and other paranormal hullabaloo. This is all presented as fact, because why wouldn't it be? Learn about supernatural experiences that are completely unexplainable by any scientific rationale, like Netflix getting turned off or someone being angry.

This week, The F Plus is... Steve?

PS: Chris Collision apologizes in advance for his audio. He'll sound better at F Plus Live: A Two Day Event!

Music used:

Bach - Toccata and Fugue in D Minor
The Decemberists - Apology Song

Chapters provided by birdie

188: We Still Have Questions Sep 11, 2015

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with: Jimmyfranks Cheapskate Jack Chick Lemon

reading: quora.com

Content provided by Old Zircon.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.

We've asked a lot of questions on this podcast, but often the answers have not been satisfactory. I'm sure that's a trend that's going to change as we visit Quora: A top-ranked question & answer aggregator with a billion dollar valuation and the slogan "The best answers to any question". So we're all feeling super confident we'll get the best answers to questions like "Can Plants Fart?", "Why Aren't There Dinosaur Ghosts?" and of course the perennial favorite "How Can I Increase My Sex Power?"

This week, The F Plus is being very progressive with our fetishes.

Music used:

Bad Religion- The Answer
Frank Zappa- Why does it hurt when I pee?

Chapters provided by birdie

187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode Sep 05, 2015

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Frank West Lemon

reading: giantess.net giantessworld.net

Content provided by Caroline.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

This episode is going to be huge! And other such puns about size, because for this episode we're looking at the confusing world of giantesses and shrunken men; These are people for whom the height of sexuality is found when two bodies are completely sexually incompatible with each other.

This week, The F Plus opens our own fetish consultancy firm.

Music used:

The Carnations - Long Tall Girl
Randy Newman - Short People

Chapters provided by birdie

186: Hokum Pocus Aug 23, 2015

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with: Lemon Boots Raingear Jack Chick Nutshell Gulag

reading: spellsofmagic.com

Content provided by A Meat.
Edited by Lemon.

The magick is still around us! For this episode, we're returning to SpellsOfMagic.com to learn some more terrific spells, most of which are very seductive in nature!

This week, The F Plus learns the difference between the C String and the V String.

Music used:

Magic Wands - Crystals
Magic Wands - Black Magic
Devo - Devo Corporate Anthem

Chapters provided by ikaribattousai

185: Because That's Stupid. Aug 18, 2015

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with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Portaxx Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: whynot.net

Content provided by LADY FRENZY.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

"Why not?" is the kind of question that carries with it a lot of connotations of poor thought processes, but in the case of this episode (recorded a while ago), "Why Not?" is the name of an idea dumpsite started by two Yale professors until they found something else to spend time on. The format should be somewhat familiar: People present unworkable solutions to problems nobody has, and then other people... do nothing at all.

This week, beware of the joke locusts.

Music used:

Tones on Tail - Go
Fucked Up - Crooked Head

184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch Aug 09, 2015

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with: Victor Laszlo Kumquatxop Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: watchgirlsforum.net

Content provided by A Meat.
Edited by Lemon.

We've teased it out a couple of times, but now it's finally time to figure out what this watch fetish document is all about, although I cannot say that anyone is going to come out of the episode having had all their questions answered. But regardless, we're gonna be spending time on Watch Girls Forum; where people are very specific about their particular kink, plus I suspect it's British as well. This week, make sure you wear your watch on the right wrist.

Music used:

The Knife - I Take Time
Bob Mould - Anymore Time Between

183: The Poems of Dishonoré De Ballsack Jul 27, 2015

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with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag STOG Lemon

reading: furaffinity.net poetrypoem.com fantasyfeeder.com allpoetry.com

Content provided by cyberventurer.
Edited by Lemon.

This time it's all poetry all episode! Specifically, erotic poetry. More specifically, "erotic" "poetry", because the things we're reading largely fail to meet the definitions of either of those words.

This episode... eyyyyych! There's more.

(additional material provided by Eye of Za and Montrith)

Music used:

Sufjan Stevens - Come On Feel The Illinoise
Undertones - The Girls Don't Like It

182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again Jul 20, 2015

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with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: warpmymind.com

Content provided by Peace.
Edited by Lemon.

The human mind is a very confusing and (in some cases) profoundly stupid thing. And for the merchants and community of WarpMyMind.com, that can only mean one thing: opportunity!

The purpose of this website is that some users will post hypnotic "curses" which cause the listener to do things many would find undesirable, such as a shift in sexual orientation or an inconvenient orgasm. Then, even more bafflingly, other users show up to purchase these curses and then kvetch on the forums about how terrible their life is now that they're cursed.

This week, we find out what the F+ British Accent sounds like when it's a dog.

Music used:

Them Crooked Vultures - Mind Eraser No Chaser
White Hassle - Futura Trance

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