The F Plus

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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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216: DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE Jun 20, 2016

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with: Boots Raingear Portaxx John Toast Victor Laszlo Lemon

reading: quantummansite.com

Content provided by The Lesbiathan,Heavenator,The Moon Man.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

Victor is feeling a little under the weather, and it just so happens that Quantum Man offers "The World's First Downloadable Medicine". In keeping with the spirit of alternative medecine served over the internet, Quantum Man is a gaudy site that promises to cure influenza, malaria, meth addiction, constipation, food allergies, insomnia, erectile dysfunction, and not having your prostate stimulated. And in addition to all that, the product can perform the ever-popular "cleansing your body of toxins", all for the cost of many installments of another cost.

But how does it work? Computers are involved. Beyond that: Shut up. The F Plus is supercharging our prostates.

Music used:

Fugazi - Latest Disgrace
Superchunk - Sick to Move

Chapters provided by birdie

215: Oculus Cruft Jun 10, 2016

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: vrtitties.com reddit.com

Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan.
Edited by Lemon.

It's a confluence of technologies and interests that brought us to this point, but we're here. With a number of viable VR options released to the market, we find ourselves taking our first clumsy steps towards fully realized, three dimensional, immersive, interconnected, user created worlds. And the subjects of this episode have gathered together and announced clearly and in one voice: "I want to jizz all over that!"

This week, The F Plus witnesses the birth of a brand new fetish.

Music used:

The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Lovin' Machine
School of Fish - Rose Colored Glasses

214: Jerks Off Of Jerking Off Jun 03, 2016

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Frank West Nutshell Gulag Lemon

reading: reddit.com nofap.com

Content provided by Achilles' Heelies.
Edited by John Toast.

NoFap is a community, fortified by Reddit, where men (and hypothetically women, but always men) can discuss how they've reached their full physical and intellectual potential since they've stopped masturbating. And the results are self-evident when you read the one act plays where parts of their brain argue with their penis. It's a community of tense individuals, and we're gonna figure out why.

This week, Frank West tests his Progressive Death Mettle.

Music used:

Roy Brown - Mighty Mighty Man

Chapters provided by birdie

213: You're Reviewing It Wrong May 27, 2016

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with: John Toast Bunnybread Isfahan Boots Raingear Lemon

reading: goodreads.com amazon.com

Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Isfahan.

A self-published author has a difficult job to do when it comes to promotion. They've got to follow sales, trends, promotions, press, design, and beyond all that, they go on Good Reads and yell at people who didn't like their book. Well, maybe they shouldn't do that last part, but the subjects of today's episode do that anyway.

We're looking at authors who, around the internet, show up to berate, insult, and argue with people who say unfavorable things about a book they've written. It's kind of like the Correct The Record PAC, except without the funding.

This week, listeners will say wonderful things about this episode (and they already are), but who in the world are you?

Music used:

Maino - Hi Haters
Stereophonics - Mr. Writer

212: History of the Dozerfleet Part 2 May 22, 2016

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with: Victor Laszlo Frank West Portaxx Jack Chick Lemon

reading: dozerfleet.wikia.com

Content provided by Nikaer Drekin.
Edited by Lemon.

In late 2013, we focused on a particular man who calls himself The Dozerfleet Founder; a person who has written over a thousand pages of wiki devoted to himself, and the projects he would like you to give him credit for. We felt our work was pretty exhaustive on the subject, but we're aware there's plenty we missed.

In this episode, we spend some time looking at the song parodies The Dozerfleet Founder has written, some television projects we weren't aware of, and finally end up on TV Tropes because of course.

This week, The F Plus karaoke sequence is malfunctioning.

Music used:

The Dozerfleet Founder - For Orphan On GaG
The Faint - Worked Up So Sexual
Papa Roach - Last Resort
Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous

Chapters provided by birdie

211: LIZARDS! May 07, 2016

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with: Isfahan Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth J W Friedman Lemon

reading: forum.davidicke.com

Content provided by Zekka.
Edited by Lemon.

For decades, David Icke has been speaking loudly and publicly about his hypothesis that Reptoids (that is, beings who appear human but who are actually decendents of the Lizard People who live in the center of the Earth) walk among us and are plotting to enslave humanity. And of course, that's interesting and all, but we're going to be looking at the forums of the David Icke website to read the opinions of the people who took this theory and ran with it.

This week, The F Plus better not be looking at pictures of human feet.

Music used:

Them Crooked Vultures - Reptiles
Helmet - Unsung

Chapters provided by birdie

210: Adventures in ReTale Apr 17, 2016

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with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: notalwaysright.com

Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Isfahan.

Working in retail can be a stressful and thankless experience, but as in all things, the internet is there to help. NotAlwaysRight is a place where visitors can share their stories of totally pwning the customers they had to deal with and how impressed everyone was with that experience.

This week, The F Plus wonders "God, what is this madness?"

PS: Lemon apologizes in advance for confusing Kevin McCarthy with Mark McKinney. It's eating him up inside.

Music used:

The Castaways - Liar Liar
Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies

Chapters provided by birdie

209: Clips Against Humanity Apr 10, 2016

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with: Boots Raingear Frank West John Toast Lemon

reading: clips4sale.com

Content provided by A Meat.
Edited by John Toast.

Founded in 2001, clips4sale.com has served as an open-air fetish bazaar catering to all sorts of hyperspecific sexual interests of the people who are willing to pay a premium. We try to prepare ourselves, but nothing could prepare us for these animated GIFs.

This week, The F Plus reacts to visual things. And you would too, buddy.

Music used:

Mr. Bungle - Girls of Porn

Chapters provided by birdie

208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream Apr 06, 2016

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with: Lemon Bunnybread Jimmyfranks STOG Boots Raingear

reading: forums.fleshlight.com

Content provided by Spooks.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

Sooooo..... Fleshlight has forums. Did you know this? We didn't know this. Spooks found out about it and now that's what we're reading.

As it turns out, this is a surprisingly active forum with a community of members who discuss the finer details of the plastic sleeve that they masturbate into. With that comes some of the standard themes you'd expect, like Harry Potter and gay panic.

This week, The F Plus gets it on while Jimmyfranks is jammin' on his bass guitar.

Music used:

The Wee Beasties - Fleshlight
Parliament - Flashlight

Chapters provided by birdie

207: Can I Borrow Your Brain? Apr 02, 2016

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with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Kumquatxop Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: xtrememind.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Lemon.

There's a number of websites out there that can try to teach you some certain type of magic spell, or some certain type of mind control technique, but the superpredators over at Xtreme Mind take a shotgun approach to their methods, selling Neurolinguistic programming, mind power machines, magical wish fulfillment, orgone boxes, and pretty much anything else that they think will get clicked on.

This week, The F Plus is posing magestically in front of red backgrounds.

Music used:

Magic Wands - Lazer Bitch

Chapters provided by birdie

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