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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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233: Yes, But Can I Get A Man's Opinion? Nov 21, 2016

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with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Zarla Lemon

reading: girlsaskguys.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

Near as we can tell, the website Girls Ask Guys exists for two reasons: To provide women with insight on the innermost thoughts that drive the actions of men, and to surprise you with autoplay music and ads. Near as well can tell, the website Girls Ask Guys succeeds at one of those two things.

This week, The F Plus has no patience for your dumb smart people games.

Music used:

Joe Jackson - Don't Ask Me
Brad Pitt - Midtown

232: Myers' Frigs Nov 13, 2016

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with: Boots Raingear Frank West Achilles' Heelies Portaxx Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Lemon.

According to the Washington Post, roughly 2 million people a year take the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. And according to A Number I Just Made Up, 66% of those were administered by people who work in corporate HR departments, habitually doing the voice of the boss from Office Space, like she's making fun of that mentality, except she's actually saying the thing she's pretending she's mocking and it's not funny, Linda.

Anyway, by having you answer a series of questions, the Myers-Briggs Quiz has been studiously designed, researched and reported to most accurately tell you which character from the Harry Potter Universe you are. And of those, the people who scored INTJ (or Severus Snape) seem to be the most excited about their results. So, here we go to Reddit to read INTJs bragging about themselves and complaining about everything else.

This week, The F Plus Gangbang isn't that serious.

Music used:

Superhumanoids - Oh Me I
DEVO - Smart Patrol

live5a: F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 1 Nov 05, 2016

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with: STOG Frank West bumpgrrl

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

Finland's plot is unleashed! In the fifth F Plus Live show (The Finnish Incident), each reader will approach the stage to be met by Montrith's courier, who will give them material they have never seen before and must read right then and there. The results are dramatic.

This episode is divided up into three segments with three readers apiece. The audio presented here is the full live show itself, we also have a YouTube playlist with all the performances and interstitial segments, plus one bonus piece.

This is part one of three. We start out with STOG skipping a whole bunch of pages while he scrolls through his inventory list, and then Frank West explores a fetish that he thinks he understands by the end. Rounding out the first part is bumpgrrl who has both religious and dietary advice.

A huge thank you to Mique for handling the filming of this chaotic event, as well as the editing of the video afterwards. All of the video in this show was made possible by him.

Music used:

Portugal. The Man - Someday Believers
Eläkeläiset - Jääkärihumppa (Final Countdown)
The Temptations - Get Ready
Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet's Back)

live5b: F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 2 Nov 05, 2016

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with: Jack Chick Kumquatxop Boots Raingear Bunnybread

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

The agony continues! With F Plus Live undaunted by Montrith's first selections, she reaches for incompehensible dialect, hardcore dorkporn, and selections of poetry. Did we mention the nuclear tipped Angry Birds? I'm pretty sure we've mentioned the Angry Birds.

This is part two of three. Jack Chick's reading contains some very questionable dialogue and Kumquatxop's reading contains questionable everything. Boots Raingear gives a variety of pieces from a single author, and Bunnybread's ad is only in the video version.

Music used:

Eläkeläiset - Smells Like Humppa
Ten Masked Men - Bad Romance
Usher - Yeah!
New Order - True Faith

live5c: F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 3 Nov 05, 2016

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with: Lemon Achilles' Heelies Jimmyfranks

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

The explosive finale! Montrith turns the screws on the audience, but they prove resiliant.

This is part three of three. And we start it out with Lemon and a piece of music journalism with a bunch of lyrics in it. After that, Achilles' Heelies learns a lot about not giving up on love. And the closer for the evening is the good sir Jimmyfranks who gives the assembled audience some practical romantic advice they can use later on that night.

Four hours of content in both audio and video form, and we are delighted by the results. We hope you're happy too.

See you next time.

Music used:

Eläkeläiset - Sirkkelijenkka (Blitzkrieg Bop)
Freaknasty - Da Dip
Kottonmouth Kings - Where's The Weed At?
DMX - Party Up
Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now

231: Episode 231 The Hedgehog Oct 22, 2016

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with: Isfahan Frank West Bunnybread Lemon

reading: sonicfanchara.wikia.com

Content provided by Stinky Pete.
Edited by Isfahan.

The Sonic the Hedgehog franchise has a fanbase that frequently creates their own "original characters" with all of the care, originality and effort that went into the characters they're emulating (which is a compliment to nobody). At the Sonic Fan Character wiki, we're going to read about them, because the world needs to know about Sonic the Hedgehog's cousin, Jack.

This week, it can be!

Music used:

Steven Tyler - Sonic The Hedgehog Cartoon Theme
Ted Poly & Tony Harnell - Escape From The City

Chapters provided by ikaribattousai

230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes Oct 15, 2016

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Frank West Isfahan Lemon

reading: hoopfetish.com

Content provided by Spooks.
Edited by Lemon.

The men of HoopFetish.com are sexually excited by hoop earrings. And it's okay if you don't trust me on this, because they've written a number of words themselves to support this claim. We're going to be taking a look at the men in this community, and perhaps learn a little bit about the exasperated women that couple with them.

This is the beauty and colors of life for women and men, for both sexes.

Music used:

Golden Earring - Radar Love
Matthew Sweet - Girlfriend

229: The Space In Our Planet Oct 08, 2016

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with: STOG Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth The Intern Lemon

reading: welcome-to-concave-earth-forum.70389.x6.nabble.com

Content provided by BomberJacket.
Edited by Adam Bozarth.

Our brand new intern is in the mix while Lemon forgets which setting his microphone is supposed to be on and we explore the science behind The Concave Earth Theory! Popularized by Steven Christ, The Concave Earth theory states that [onomatopoeia where you stick your pointer finger between your lips and move it up and down while going "bwee bwee bwee bwee"], and it's got forums, so we're set.

This week, GMan just won't stop lying about pushups.

Music used:

Modest Mouse - Jesus Christ Was and Only Child
Von LMO - We're Not Crazy

228: United Nations of Dinguses Sep 26, 2016

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with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Frank West Achilles' Heelies Lemon

reading: forum.nationstates.net

Content provided by PleaseAndThanks.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.

Nation States is a game where players can create their own idealized version of a country, ally with other nations in the game, pass resolutions, and vie for supremacy. Separate from that, the forums of Nation States is a place where people post in character as emissaries from their fictitious countries to brag about their totalitarian regime and brag about which memes are the dankest. The results are infurating.

This week, you still like Huswyae, right?

Music used:

Disturbed - Land of Confusion
Megadeth - United Abominations

227: Self Publish And Perish Sep 13, 2016

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with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jack Chick Portaxx Lemon

reading: americastarbooks.pub

Content provided by Sham bam bamina!.
Edited by Lemon.

Our modern internet affords lots of opportunities for self-expression. However, these things remain ephemeral, and some authors long for the physicality of the written word. Fortunately for them, there's America Star Books (formerly PublishAmerica), a self-publishing book company that's innovated the publishing world by removing all those annoying standards of quality. We're looking at a number of descriptions of these books, in the authors' own words (when those words aren't "description coming soon").

This week, you can have a free consultation with a werewolf, but I don't imagine it'll be helpful.

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