The F Plus

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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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253: Heal Yourself With Crystals Jun 10, 2017

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with: Frank West Nutshell Gulag Kumquatxop Ironicus Boots Raingear

reading: energymuse.com

Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

The proprietors of online crystal shop EnergyMuse.com inform us that “almost ever [sic] ancient civilization has utilized Earth energy—in the form of crystals and gems—in some way.” And if you think that statement is suspect, let me ask you - do you really understand what that means? I'm pretty sure nobody does.

This week, The F Plus isn't sure who stole that joke from whom.

Music used:

Arjen Lucassen - I Am a Rock
Echo & The Bunnymen - Crystal Days

252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's Jun 02, 2017

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with: Boots Raingear Frank West John Toast Portaxx Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: corporateofficehq.com

Content provided by Puppy Time.
Edited by Lemon.

The stated mission statement of Corporate Office & Headquarters is to provide visitors with customer service contact information for a variety of different corporations. However, the site allows comments, so the actual mission is that.

This week, The F Plus doesn't want the update, Doug.

Music used:

The Avalanches - Live At Dominoes
Pissed Jeans - Have You Ever Been Furniture

251: 凸(◎益◎)凸 May 26, 2017

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with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick John Toast Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: rantrampage.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.

If you visit RantRampage.com, you'll find that the middle 390 pixels are filled with thousands of grievances filed by anonymous people on every available subject. That's followed by dozens of comments by more anonymous people who are wholly disinterested in having a productive conversation, but they sure do have a lot of things they hate.

This week, keep dreaming Lesbian Losers!

Music used:

Garry Lee and the Showdown - Rodeo Song
Ween - Piss Up a Rope

250: WAM!!! May 19, 2017

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with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Portaxx Frank West Lemon

reading: umd.net wetlookforums.com clips4sale.com

Content provided by Girlkisser.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

There's a lot of peculiar naming conventions in unusual internet fetishes, which makes the Wet And Messy fetishists very appreciated. They like it when people are wet and messy! And they have many many many words to prove it. They also have a whole lot of pictures to prove it, but we needn't concern ourselves with that.

This week, The F Plus learns something about Southern Hospitality.

Music used:

Kittens - Carpenter
Double Dare Theme Song

249: Ridiculist Passions May 08, 2017

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with: Frank West Achilles' Heelies John Toast Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Lemon

reading: passionsnetwork.com

Content provided by Kanyesutra.
Edited by Lemon.

The Passions Network presents a unique value proposition: What if, instead of making one dating website, we create literally hundreds of unique (in name, but largely identical) websites, in the hopes of luring in customers with a whole bunch of super-specific niches? What would happen if we did that? The answer, it turns out, is an F Plus episode.

This week, try to find who loves to suck guys. Yam!

Music used:

The Knife - Heartbeats
Kevin MacLeod - Last Kiss Goodnight
MK2 - Move Out
Hot Hot Heat - Oh Goddammit

248: All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration Apr 10, 2017

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with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Adam Bozarth J W Friedman Lemon

reading: ewrestling.wikia.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Lemon.

There's a lot of enthusiastic wrestling fans in the world, and some of them dream of one day becoming professional wrestlers in their own right. In the real world that would take a lot of diligence, luck, and willingness to adopt a lifelong addiction to painkillers - but this is the internet: a place for dreamers.

Enter eWrestling Encyclopedia. It's a place where ideas are more important than physical spectacle, and those ideas are things like "Another wrestler that already exists except he has my name instead of his own name". Thought provoking stuff.

This week, The F Plus loves it when rappers make albums.

Music used:

Girls Against Boys - Kicking The Lights
Foxy Shazam - Count Me Out

247: r/eally_sorry_about_that Mar 21, 2017

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Isfahan Jimmyfranks Lemon

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by Puppy Time.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

Personal relationships can be difficult to manage, and there are times when people look for advice from the people closest to them. This is all well and good, but what happens when your closest friends are the anonymous chowderheads on Reddit? Well, in that case things get complicated.

This week, The F Plus gives Heather some erasers.

Music used:

Roxy Music - Love is the Drug
The Rapture - House of Jealous Lovers

246: Compose With Joystick Controllers Mar 15, 2017

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with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies STOG Lemon

reading: cartridgelit.com

Content provided by Achilles' Heelies.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.

Cartridge Lit invites visitors to share video-game inspired poetry and prose, and a number of people have taken them up on that invitation, bringing their credentials with them. And so, what we have in this episode is a straight hour of reading meticulously written video game literature, and if it hurts you half as much as it hurt us, you're gonna need some Percocet before you hit play.

This week, she's not breathing.

Music used:

Dokaka - Katamari on the Rocks
Musics8Bits - Tetris Theme Dubstep Remix

245: In Memoriam IMDb Forums Mar 05, 2017

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with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Frank West Zarla Lemon

reading: imdb.com

Content provided by BARK RANGER.
Edited by Lemon.

This year, IMDb made the decision to dismantle its own message boards, saying that they didn't provide enough value to the site. This of course piqued our interest and we went to see what kind of conversations could be found there. As it turns out: It was exactly the kind of conversations we'd expect to find there.

This week, The F Plus meets some like-minded Burgerheads.

Music used:

Hamilton: An American Musical - Guns and Ships
King Missile - Martin Scorsese

244: The Definitive Vampire Episode Feb 24, 2017

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with: John Toast Isfahan Portaxx Jimmyfranks Victor Laszlo Boots Raingear

reading: drinkdeeplyanddream.com

Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan.
Edited by Isfahan.

If you are a regular listener to the podcast, you are probably aware of communities who self-identify as superhuman or supernatural creatures. You are also probably aware that these communities often have inconsistent and arbitrary criteria to support their claims. This is more of that, but with draculas.

Have you ever dreamt of drinking blood? Can you be killed by a wooden stake through the heart or decapitation? Do you have a tan Do you say ‘BLAH’? You MIGHT be a vampire!

This episode, the F Plus gets a full-ride scholarship to Vamper college.

Music used:

Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi's Dead
Blue Öyster Cult - Nosferatu

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