The Boyscast with Ryan Long

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IT'S OFFICIALLY PROTEST SEASON Jun 13, 2025

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Top videos to come out of the LA riots so far, Gavin Newsom vs. Trump, and Greta Thunberg's heroic flotilla mission ends in capture.

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Chapters:

00:00 - Heartwarming riot story

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01:55 - Intro

02:19 - Riot season

11:37 - Australian woman hit by rubber bullet

14:39 - Gavin vs. Trump

17:05 - Wild video shoot day

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35:51 - Top videos from the protests

45:51 - Kurt Russel's "son"

54:04 - Flag burning illegal?

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1:03:14 - Deportation hypocrisy

1:06:01 - Fractures in the right wing

1:11:53 - Conspiracies

1:15:15 - Naval & Chamath

1:24:43 - NYC Mayoral race

1:29:50 - Greta Thunberg's flotilla mission

1:32:45 - Gaines vs. Biles trans debate

1:39:26 - My girlfriend was the town bike

EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men Jun 06, 2025

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EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men

The boys join up for an emergency discussion about Elon vs. Trump, Corporations are rolling back on Pride spending, and Democrats dump tons of cash into finding out why they can't connect with men.

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RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20

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Chapters:

00:00 - Target ain't gay no more

01:30 - Intro

01:54 - Emergency Trump Vs. Elon discussion!

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35:53 - Main episode starts / Pride and Love bombing

43:34 - Coprorations scaling back on Pride

45:49 - Are "whipped" cultures more misogynist?

51:22 - Glenn Greenwald's controversy

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1:04:41 - Epstein

1:10:00 - Trump pardoning Diddy??

1:16:28 - Dems spend 20 million so they can speak with american men.

1:46:38 - Elon Musk PBS clip

1:49:44 - Blacks only homeless shelters in Toronto

1:53:28 - Buildings bleed red for Menstruation day in Canada

1:56:37 - St. Louis sherriffs department to crack down on gossip

1:57:47 - Extra breaks for Trans people to tuck

2:01:16 - Alec Baldwin is a puppet

2:02:16 - Straight Pride shirt

2:06:03 - Eric Weinstein vs. Piers Morgan on string theory

2:11:01 - Wrap up

Jordan Peterson Refuses to Answer Gay 'Would you Rather,' Brigitte Macron & Tim Dillon vs CNN May 30, 2025

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Tim Dillon's unedited CNN interview goes viral, Emmanuel Macron is a battered man, and Jordan Peterson gets squirrelly when asked the tough questions.

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RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20

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Chapters:

0:00 - JP on BC!

1:50 - Intro

2:18 - DP

3:20 - Jamaica trip

6:27 - Pool fight

7:45 - Softball game fight

16:30 - Offshore accounts

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19:43 - Boyscast clairvoyance

20:43 - Brigitte Macron batters Emmanuel

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31:34 - Peterson on Jubilee

44:10 - "I will be grilling my daughters boyfriend about his gooning habits"

51:40 - Debate shows / Tim Dillon on CNN

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1:08:51 - Israeli Ambassador incident

1:13:54 - Tik Tok

1:16:19 - Elon Musk is done with politics

1:21:22 - Golden Dome

1:24:07 - Crypto Torturer

1:29:54 - Kai Cenat's streamer university

1:32:33 - Spanking club

Diddy's Male Escort 'The Punisher' Testifies Against Him & An Illegal Immigrant Reality TV Show May 23, 2025

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The boys dive deep into the P Diddy trial, a botched prison escape in New Orleans, and a new reality show that's a real-life hunger games.

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RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20

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Chapters:

00:00 - Ryan & Danny read their court statements

02:23 - Intro

02:51 - Get your freak off

04:52 - The Punisher

23:20 - Testimony from Cassie

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31:03 - The Punisher

43:12 - Escorts

46:57 - Canadian hockey criminals

54:33 - Candace Owens

57:42 - New Orleans prison break

59:29 - Ryan's prison escape tips

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1:10:19 - Ryan's Review Corner - Chicago PD

1:15:26 - Illegal Immigrant reality show

1:21:07 - Pride szn

1:27:14 - Bieber

1:28:59 - No tax on tips

1:29:43 - Qatar

1:38:49 - La Jolla wants out of San Diego

1:47:37 - Seduction reddit tease

Insane Woman Claims She's a Christian Dominatrix - The Diddy Trial & The Pope's Based Brother May 16, 2025

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The Pope's brother is a MAGA Patriot Memelord, A woman pegs men in the name of the lord, and AI Platforms can't give a clear answer about the Diddy trial.

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RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20

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Chapters:

00:00 - Stinky situation

01:06 - Intro

01:32 - Voice issues

03:02 - Casinos / The Sphere

07:45 - Blackjack with a fan

11:57 - N-word money has dried up

13:22 - Grok & South Africa

14:21 - Canadian expat bar in NYC

18:06 - South Africa

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29:55 - P Diddy

44:11 - Tori Lang / Russel Brand

46:44 - Keir Starmer going nuts

48:18 - The new Pope and his based boomer bro

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1:01:57 - Christian Dominatrix

1:21:21 - Vegas story

1:25:15 - Afghani man goes into hiding after the Guardian used picture of him

1:26:48 - Covid Zero nightmare house

1:29:27 - Kanye's new song

1:38:00 - David Hogg

1:40:05 - Fat Black Statue

1:42:30 - How Joe Biden handed Trump the presidency

1:45:48 - Wrap up

How to Make $700K by Saying the N Word, Hired Protestors & Elon Musk's New City May 09, 2025

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Lady calls child a slur and receives THOUSANDS on donation site, Elon Musk has a new town, and why Protein is MAGA-Coded.

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RYAN ON TOUR: Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20

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Chapters:

00:00 - Protein is problematic

01:03 - Intro

01:29 - The right to bare guns

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06:03 - Slur lady strikes it rich

20:11 - Portnoy's bar drama

27:50 - What's the crazy lady from the Bronx's take on India/Pakistan?

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36:51 - Race war!

40:35 - Protest actors

48:30 - Which celebrities haven't benefitted from dropping N-bombs?

58:05 - Matt Walsh vs. Tucker Carlson

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1:03:43 - Making a family is harder than ever

1:12:04 - Warren Buffet retires

1:16:29 - Elon Musk's new town

1:20:48 - Zuck wants your friends to be robots

1:24:52 - Diversity Olympics

1:26:17 - Trump's Dolls

1:36:38 - MAGA is the sole reason the fellas want gains

1:38:57 - Minimalist caveman skincare method

1:41:08 - Special delivery / wrap up

Bill Belichick's Golddigger Girlfriend Needs to be Stopped! Fake Lesbians & Canadian Elections May 02, 2025

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Liberal candidate Mark Carney wins the Canadian election, Bill Belichick is whipped by his 20-something girlfriend, and JoJo Siwa flips the script

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RYAN ON TOUR: Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20

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Chapters:

00:00 - Chasing Jojo

01:24 - Intro

1:49 - Danny Boy & the Houston Bears

2:44 - Danny versus Gorilla

5:42 - Canadian election

15:10 - Heaphone dodgers

17:09 - Meme refugees

20:37 - Democrats are friggin swearing now

24:09 - Jojo Siwa flipped

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33:39 - Suno creating hateful AI songs

41:40 - Ryan's movie corner - Conclave

54:10 - Danny's gay rap

55:26 - Bill Belichick

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1:08:27 - Trump's first 100 days

1:10:05 - Marcus Aurelius

1:18:14 - VA Speakeasy for banned books

1:21:59 - Deniro's fam

1:24:33 - I left my husband for chatgpt

1:31:10 - New Term: "Body Roundness Index"

1:32:00 - Mike & Molly

Responding to the Douglas Murray vs Dave Smith Podcast Wars, Dead Popes & Gays in the Taliban Apr 25, 2025

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The Pope returns to the great beyond, Podcasters are at war, and people are not happy about the female Spacemen

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RYAN ON TOUR: Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com

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Chapters:

00:00 - Marriage contributes to memory loss?

01:10 - Intro

01:37 - Danny got e-coli from Timmy's

04:20 - Ryan accidentally went to an influencer barber

06:15 - RIP Pope

13:36 - Canadian election & Boomer libs

17:20 - Kanye West's latest revelation

19:43 - Podcast wars

24:30 - Dangerous ideas

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34:58 - Pushback

41:54 - Larry David's op ed

43:35 - Twitter vs. Tik Tok

49:35 - Experts & schools of thought

56:43 - China / Trade war

58:44 - Food dyes

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1:03:06 - Elon & sperm

1:08:43 - Lady spacemen

1:16:11 - Gayle King's response to backlash / Bezos

1:29:03 - Gen Z is dating younger men because older men are toxic and also dating older men because young men are toxic.

1:32:53 - "I had a gay holiday fling with a Taliban terrorist"

1:37:43 - "I caught my husband goofing off with a male friend"

1:43:51 - Wrap up / dates

We Have Female Plumbing Influencers Now!! Blue Origin Girlboss Flight & Adult baby Reddit Apr 18, 2025

Show notes

Influencers are everywhere, Katy Perry visits lower orbit, and adults on reddit pretend to be infants.

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RYAN ON TOUR: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com

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Chapters:

00:00 - Nate's AI Controversy

01:01 - Intro

01:25 - Top Dog Law

05:04 - Everyone's an influencer / blue origin

10:10 - Female plumber influencer doesn't like being sexualized

21:47 - Gavin Newsom's gone full bro

25:58 - Elon's kids

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34:02 - Bill Maher's Trump tour

44:52 - El Salvador

48:28 - Communal narcissists

53:52 - Gay Texas campground bans trans men

1:01:34 - Girls discover saving money

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1:11:48 - Girls discover brewing coffee

1:13:32 - ADHD

1:17:50 - Deep dive into reddit "Age Regressor" feud

1:32:43 - Scientists discover why meat eaters hate vegans

1:34:46 - Canadian election

1:40:32 - Wrap up

WE'RE ALL FACTORY WORKERS NOW, THE MANOSPHERE vs ADOLESCENCE & MASTURBATION vs TESTOSTERONE Apr 11, 2025

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Ryan does the research to find out if cranking ones hog lowers T, a rundown of recession indicators in light of Tariffs, and livestreamers getting locked up abroad.

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RYAN ON TOUR: Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20

Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com

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Chapters:

00:00 - Intro

00:23 - Does cranking it drop your T?

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