The Boyscast with Ryan Long

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ELON MUSK Does a Nazi Salute to Shield Trump from Bad Press! & Were Back to 2 Genders Jan 24, 2025

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Elon and Zuckerberg are in the media crosshairs, A german neo-nazi changes genders to go to women's prison, and Tik Tok ban causes physical withdrawal symptoms.

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RYAN ON TOUR: Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Vancouver: Feb 21/22, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com

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#277 Kimmel Cries, Newsom Lies & Julia Roberts Doesn't like Looters Anymore Jan 17, 2025

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CALFORNIA IS ON FIRE, Celebrities can't understand why people don't feel bad for them, America is China Now, Danny's is a Crypto God, Migrants Box in a French Theatre, and the REAL reason Tik Tok is shutting down

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RYAN ON TOUR: Minneapolis: Jan 17-19, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com

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00:00 - Branding is more important than ever 01:50 - Intro 02:15 - What a week! 02:25 - Hugh Jackman is divorcing his wife 06:29 - Danny already got banned from Rednote 11:55 - T**** Square 17:15 - The real reason tik tok's shutting down 22:11 - Danny's Crypto Adventure 29:37 - AD - Bilt - Go to https://joinbilt.com/boyscast to start earning points on rent you already pay 31:13 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping 32:59 - Moonboy Danny's story cont'd 40:58 - They gayed up Alexander the Great 42:51 - Prison shows / Guy Jail vs. Girl Jail 47:50 - The LA fires 50:50 - Julia Robert's stance on looting has changed 57:45 - Will Smith 58:11 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to save 10% at checkout 1:00:41 - Celebrities can't understand why people don't feel bad for them 1:14:05 - Bill Burr on Kimmel 1:16:25 - Newsom a reptoid? 1:19:26 - Firefighter faux pas 1:21:31 - Prison labor 1:25:59 - Private firefighters 1:29:37 - Goon cave subreddit 1:32:47 - New Slang 1:39:18 - The Cool Tech CEOs 1:46:08 - Bannon tees off on Elon 1:53:51 - DATE - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!

Mark Zuckerberg Says Users are Allowed One N Word Per Year, BYE Trudeau & Scientists Gone Wild Jan 10, 2025

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Calling women household objects is BACK! Yale needs an entire college course to find out whether black and white women can be friends, and scientists determine that vegan men are weaklings that die young.

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The Boyscast gets Replaced by Indians, Another Women's Sports Bar Closes & 2025 Already Wild Jan 03, 2025

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Phish concerts are the closest thing to a white ethno-state, Charlie Kirk wants you to give your woman every cent you own, and Kevin O'Leary will broker the sale of Canada to the US

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School Shooters are Female Now, Colleges offer Influencer Courses & BYE to Justin Trudeau Dec 20, 2024

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"Experts" claim hotdogs shorten your lifespan, Ryan experiences American healthcare, and science confirms women who can't achieve climax have only themselves to blame.

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Ladies go Crazy for Luigi Mangione, & Study Confirms Journalists Can't Function in Life Dec 13, 2024

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Hawk Tuah coin was a rug pull, Hunter Biden sold his landlord art he made with his dookie, and is Trump going to annex Canada?

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RYAN ON TOUR: Las Vegas: Dec 13/14, Minneapolis: Jan 17-19, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com

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00:00 - Assad's escape

01:19 - Intro

01:46 - Rotten Milk

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06:15 - Ladies Love Cool Luigi

20:20 - Ladies Don't Love John Hinkley

25:09 - Abortion

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30:52 - Luigi's back pain

37:52 - Luigi's book list

44:43 - Apple's running out of ideas

46:34 - People benefitting from Luigi dominating the news cycle

47:57 - Ryan reviews the Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall

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1:02:25 - Hawk Tuah rug pull

1:17:38 - Hunter Biden sold art using his own dookie in lieu of rent to landlord

1:19:00 - Is Trump gonna annex Canada?

1:21:50 - Journalists are officially dummies

1:23:14 - Schulz vs. Rappers

1:26:00 - Danny's conspiracy

1:33:04 - Journalists cont'd

1:34:10 - Sketch idea

1:34:36 - Wrap up

Hunter Biden is on the LOOOOOSE, & YMCA Songwriter Claims it's Not a Gay Song Dec 06, 2024

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Should Megan Markle go on the road to destroy more Royal Families? The true meaning of Brown Friday, and a group of women decide to scream into the ocean because….Trump.

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Holding Space for Wicked, The CEO of Jaguar's Name is "Raw Dong Lover" & an Insane Reddit Nov 29, 2024

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Dominican kids puking on the G-Train, the French girl protesters are baaaaaaack and Ryan's Dad reviews a Taylor Swift concert.

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DANNY ON TOUR: Albany Dec 4 and Hartford Dec 5

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Ari Shaffir & Francis Foster (Triggernometry) on The Insanity of London and Ben Franklin's Guide to Mistresses Nov 26, 2024

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Comedians Ari Shaffir and Francis Foster join the Boys to discuss Mr. Bean's romantic life, Language differences, and Bluesky's questionable userbase.

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DANNY ON TOUR: Albany Dec 4 and Hartford Dec 5

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Is RFK Declaring War on Fat People? A Pronoun Rapture & Women Marrying Gay Guys Nov 22, 2024

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The Onion buys INFOWARS, Elon Musk threatened by an Etsy Witch spell, and a Swedish politician has a crippling fear of bananas.

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DANNY ON TOUR: Albany Dec 4 and Hartford Dec 5

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