The Boyscast with Ryan Long

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A Legendary Boys Panel on Bridget Macron's P*nis, AI Girlfriends, & Fats w/ Colum Tyrell & Lev Fer Aug 15, 2025

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Comedians Lev Fer and Colum Tyrrell join the boys in studio to discuss AI Girlfriends, the best Late Nite hosts, and a brilliant business idea

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Chapters:

00:00 - Intro

00:23 - Legendary boys panel

01:52 - Pizza guy comedy

16:04 - Aerobics

18:34 - Midsommar

23:20 - Boy's Q&A

26:47 - Lev's bet

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33:23 - Lev's chaotic life

53:13 - Poop

57:23 - Lev's hater's ball

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1:08:39 - Best late nite host?

1:09:50 - T*tstarter

1:34:44 - Thoughts on UK / Australia?

1:43:03 - Men falling in love with AI chatbots

1:52:57 - Wrap up / plugs

Rob Henderson on Luxury Beliefs on Gender Warz, Simps, & All The Worlds Problems Aug 12, 2025

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Author Rob Henderson joins the boys to discuss Luxury Beliefs, simps & pick me's, and many other topics.

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00:00 - Intro

00:23 - Welcome Rob Henderson to the show

03:28 - Would you call yourself an author?

04:46 - Leo DiCaprio and the women who love to hate him

10:41 - Race relates to you coalition

14:54 - What makes a man?

22:21 - Defund the police is a luxury belief

29:47 - Women become more conservative after marriage

35:37 - Gender equality paradox

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40:51 - Gender Paradox cont'd

47:10 - Everything new is just a combination of something old repackaged

48:27 - Simps & Pick me's

50:21 - Sydney Sweeney

57:19 - Pick Me is the PC version of sl*t

58:49 - How will the future affect Gen Z and Millenials?

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1:04:04 - UBI

1:09:48 - Progress

1:11:53 - San Francisco

1:14:37 - What are the biggest issues?

1:22:06 - What are the new Luxury Beliefs?

1:36:52 - Background / Q&A

Psycho Mother Demands Her Daughter has a Period Party & An Advertising Race War Aug 08, 2025

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A progressive mother forces a daughter to have a period party against her will, Sydney Sweeney may start a race war, and a man can't goon because his face tattoos block him from facial recognition.

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RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20

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Chapters:

00:00 - Women love psychos

01:29 - Intro

01:54 - Plane story

03:33 - Tulsa is weird

04:16 - WNBA dildo debacle

11:43 - Coder receives insane contract from META

17:58 - Ryan becoming an AI doomer

21:06 - Man can't goon because of face tattoos

24:43 - Progressive mom forces daughter to have period party

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35:38 - Ryan doing a cruise

37:36 - Sydney Sweeney sparking race war

40:57 - Why is the right obsessed with thinness?

48:01 - Nelly Fatlardo

50:53 - Katy Perry & Trudeau confirmed

52:45 - Cincinatti brawl

59:55 - Australia banning internet words

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1:04:15 - Australia's machete disposal bins

1:13:28 - Women pay me to teach them how to give head

1:25:13 - NYT says pull people off life support to harvest their precious organs

1:26:59 - Wife charges her husband (who already bought the food) for making his lunch

1:36:52 - Wrap up

Dead Celebrities Getting Cancelled & The App to Rate Men gets Hacked Aug 01, 2025

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Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan meeting their end won't stop activists from complaining about them online, Pedro Pascal has a scientific reason for feeling up hot chicks, and the Tea app promises to make dating even worse.

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RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20

Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com

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Chapters:

00:00 - Chewed up in Puerto Rico

03:09 - Cockfighting

07:32 - AI Problems

10:05 - US Government starts Gofundme for national debt

15:15 - Grim Reaper working overtime this week

16:22 - Conspiracies

20:48 - Sydney Sweeny's controversial ad

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33:19 - Joey Swole apology for Hulk Hogan

41:50 - Justin Trudeau dating Katy Perry??

44:05 - Canadian Hockey drama

50:27 - Ozzy & Zionism

53:32 - JFL controversy

58:04 - Pedro Pascal has a medical condition requiring him to feel up chicks

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1:02:57 - WNBA Chaos

1:05:44 - TEA App aims to make dating even worse

1:13:24 - Men need to lower their standards on dating app claims article

1:15:32 - Indian tourists in Thailand call police after escort's breasts were "too small"

1:17:41 - "Mermaiding" gaining popularity in DC area

1:20:43 - DNC tries appealing to men… again

1:22:13 - Vatican recruits hot priests to make church cool again

1:28:51 - Local man just wants a handy before bed

1:34:00 - Wrap up

We Solve the WNBA's Money Problems, Netenyahu's Hilarious Podcast Tour & Colbert Gets Fired Jul 25, 2025

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The boys come up with clever ways to solve the WNBA's financial issues, Bibi Netanyahu goes on a podcast tour, and PBS & Colbert are getting canned

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RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20

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Chapters:

00:00 - Bibi's podcast tour

01:09 - Intro

01:33 - Puerto Rico / Stud Buds

05:11 - Ryan is actually nasty at figure skating

06:09 - Pay us what you owe us

16:22 - Dudes taking financial L's / Coldplay CEO

25:14 - Matt Walsh vs. Andrew Tate

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34:44 - Hollywood Weasels

43:23 - Thai Monks get honeypotted

49:11 - Wage gap can be solved by banning men from working long hours

53:57 - Toronto Mans confesses to murder on IG live interview

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1:00:13 - PBS losing funding

1:05:17 - Colbert getting canned

1:13:31 - CBS reporter claims he got PTSD from covering Trump assassination attempt

1:14:00 - Hunter Biden interview

1:17:50 - Nelk boys & Bibi have a chat

1:21:11 - Whitney Cummings podcast removed for talking about Epstein

1:22:21 - AIPAC Tracker too Zionist for extremists

1:23:26 - Danny's Jew Shews

1:25:09 - My neighbor cranks it too loud

1:30:22 - Wrap up

Grok & Elmo's Hilarious Racism Bender, Epstein Demands & The Taliban's Hilarious Tourism Video Jul 18, 2025

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Grok & Elmo's Hilarious Racism Bender, Epstein Demands & The Taliban's Hilarious Tourism Video

Grok and Elmo begin noticing, Trump has his hands full with Epstein case fallout, and the Taliban want to show you a real good time.

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Chapters:

00:00 - Lena Dunham on Fatphobia

00:57 - Intro

01:21 - What did I miss?

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03:34 - Shows went nuts 2016 and onward

04:52 - Taliban Tourism Board

08:55 - Gay dudes have a lot of fun / Crushing puss gets sad when you're old

13:21 - Divorcee forced to pay for half of husband's trans surgery

19:00 - Clandestine predator catchers add can crushing to video for satisfying vibes

20:26 - Epstein

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34:58 - Trump declares war on podcast bros

40:26 - Gen Z stare

44:00 - Uber CEO designs machines to make kitchen workers extinct

50:17 - Creepy new trend on OF

53:15 - Donald Trump is not a clown - I should know

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1:01:00 - Elmo's X account goes WILD / Grok goes hitler mode

1:13:57 - Danny's weird DM's

1:20:28 - Weekly Will Smith video

1:22:12 - Will my wife notice that i'm regrowing my foreskin?

1:35:13 - Wrap up

P Diddy's Male Escort Tells Us How to Stay Hard While Diddy is Yelling at You Jul 09, 2025

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The Punisher (Sharay Hayes) joins the boys in studio to discuss the Diddy Trial, Masculinity, and the secrets of Women men don't know about

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RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20

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WNBA Forced to Apologize for For Saying America is Great!, The Funniest Reddit Ever & Diddy Beats RICO! Jul 04, 2025

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Diddy gets off pun intended, a section of the population is not happy at Rebecca Lobo's WNBA commentary, and a deep dive into femboy reddit

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RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20

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Chapters:

00:00 - Unrealistic personality standards

01:19 - Join the boyscast patreon at https://patreon.com/theboyscast

01:32 - Intro

01:58 - Happy America Day!

05:45 - Diddy trial wraps

17:09 - WNBA foul

25:06 - Americans have passport privilege

26:55 - Alligator Alcatraz

29:03 - Candace Owens Trump phone call about Macron

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34:15 - Pro Palestine bands face legal trouble

44:34 - Comics posting things that don't need to be said

50:30 - Zohran Mamdani slammed for eating habits

54:46 - People angry at Dinesh D'Souza

56:14 - Hegseth stripping Harvey Milk's name

57:40 - Alan Dershowitz has weird ideas about the age of consent

1:03:10 - Crazy Vancouver street name

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1:08:19 - Queer spaces should be open to jews like me

1:11:09 - Gaysian

1:12:13 - Ryanfest

1:12:50 - Femboy reddit deep dive

1:41:42 - Wrap up

Will a Socialist be the Mayor of New York City? IRAN, Bezos Wedding Protests & Hairy Female Armpits Jun 27, 2025

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Zohran Mamdani wins NYC Mayoral primary, the latest out of the Iran situation, and people protest Bezo's wedding for the wrong reasons

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Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com

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Chapters:

00:00 - Nantucket Sleighride

01:12 - Intro

01:41 - Sharia Law in NYC?

03:15 - Bezos Wedding protests

06:15 - NYC Mayoral race

12:40 - Tariffs

16:17 - Dorky white guys

19:10 - Name pronunciation

22:17 - Iran

29:50 - Nuance doesn't work on the internet

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35:16 - Trump's crazy tweets

38:24 - JD Vance on bombing mission

40:23 - Matt Gaetz' texts

49:23 - Being deaf

52:43 - Cryatolla talking smack

53:26 - Disability pride night at the ball park

58:05 - Humans always form hierarchies

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1:04:46 - Diddy trial

1:08:32 - Methodist church releases new gay song

1:11:20 - Whoopi Goldberg's spicy take

1:12:13 - Kroger's Juneteenth cakes weren't a hit

1:12:51 - Viral hail satan moment at pride parade sparks city council debate

1:13:55 - Hairy pits

1:21:36 - Men, where have you gone?

1:28:11 - Femcel reddit dive

1:34:02 - Musk vs. NYT

Lindsey Graham Finally gets his War, Will Smith Loves Women, & A Woman Too Fat to be Dominated :( Jun 20, 2025

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War with Iran pops off, Will Smith proves he's not gay with latest banger, and the creepiest school bus driver you've ever seen.

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RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20

Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com

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Chapters:

00:00 - Lindsay Graham's wet dreams come true

01:00 - Intro

01:25 - Show start

02:15 - Will Smith's super hetero banger

12:13 - Kendrick

13:22 - NYC Mayors

17:22 - Father's day is really about mom

21:21 - Lesbians marrying straights

22:11 - Weird bus driver

26:33 - Tiny cop

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32:09 - WW3

32:43 - No Kings

37:18 - War / Experts

52:16 - Cryatolla / Catty beefs

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1:02:51 - Roblox ICE Protest

1:05:15 - Astrologers have weighed in on Trump

1:08:28 - VA Doctors refusing treatment for Democrats?

1:12:40 - Ryan snubbed for Heterofest

1:23:41 - Society may have overestimated the risks of the manosphere

1:24:26 - Minnesota shooter

1:26:45 - Dating site matches by browsing history

1:29:09 - I want to be dominated but i'm too fat

1:36:23 - Fathers day haters

1:38:47 - Santa Clara University is wacky

1:49:48 - War

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