The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

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You Must Be This Tall to Ride Bald Mountain with Trixie and Katya Sep 12, 2023

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Welcome to southern California's best-kept gay amusement park secret, Bald Mountain. Please keep your hands, arms, legs, and other anatomical protrusions inside the ride at all times. Keep your safety harness tightly fastened, and please remember that severely unflattering flash photography is strictly forbidden. Lastly, please remember that when you signed that legal waiver upon entry to the park, you've released us of all liability in the event of your grisly and untimely death. Enjoy the ride.

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Lost In Scott's Eyes with Trixie and Katya Sep 05, 2023

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Hi Scott. Thanks so much for coming into the office today. Would you mind sitting down? Great. It's rather hot in here, don't you think, Scott? That shirt you're wearing looks awfully thick and warm. Wouldn't you be more comfortable if you took it off? Perfect. Now isn't that better, Scott? Come to think of it, we're a bit warm, too. Shall we all take our shirts off, Scott? Yes? Excellent.

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The Exceptionally Erudite Courtney Act (Part 2) with Katya Aug 29, 2023

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If you've been waiting with bated breath for Part 2 of the epically excellent interview with Australia's best export Courtney Act, you can finally breathe again. Here is part 2 of their fabulous conversation about the evolving definition of femininity, the marvels of meditation, and the exorbitant number of downsides of widespread child literacy.

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To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
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The Eminently Effervescent Courtney Act (Part 1) with Katya Aug 22, 2023

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Katya welcomes the ever-so-engaging Courtney Act to the pod for part 1 of a lengthy conversation about the beauty of braces, the positivity of pool-dancing, and the innate silliness of the gender binary.

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To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
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The 7 Disks of Spinning Energy Inside You with Trixie and Katya Aug 15, 2023

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As you slowly open your eyes to face yet another day in this wild, godforsaken world of ours, please remember to take good care of the 7 disks of spinning energy that reside within your spine. Whether it's the Crown, Third Eye, Throat, Heart, Solar Plexus, Sacral, or Root, your chakra can help you stay open, aligned, and most importantly: #GRATEFUL. Yes, Deborah...this Bald & Beautiful message of peace, chai, and love even includes you.

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Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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A Luxurious Stay at North Hollywood's Famous Shateau Marmont! with Trixie and Katya Aug 08, 2023

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You and a companion will enjoy an opulent round-trip coach flight to sunny Los Angeles, featuring spacious seating and a delectable in-flight dining experience from Spirit Airlines! Once you arrive in Tinseltown, you'll stay 3 nights and 4 days in a mildly haunted bungalow at the world-infamous Shateau Marmont, the slightly odorous sister hotel to the Chateau Marmont. Located in an industrial area bordering Van Nuys and North Hollywood, you'll awake every morning to water-stained popcorn ceilings, a complimentary continental breakfast of yogurt and stale homefries, resort-style amenities like an ice-maker and a mostly-empty Zagnut vending machine, and occasional midnight visits from mildly-malignant ghosts like Humphrey Bogart, Jayne Mansfield, and John Belushi! Taxes and baggage-check fees may apply.

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Higher quality ingredients mean a healthier and happier life for your kitty. So head to https://Smalls.com/BALD and use promo code BALD at checkout for 50% off your first order PLUS free shipping!

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Twirlina Marie Poukette feat. Drinklina Turlington with Trixie and Katya Aug 01, 2023

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In this corner, wearing pink, weighing in at a stunning 62 lbs, the reigning BYOB World Featherweight Cosmetics Mogul Champion, the undefeated Skinny Legend, TRIXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And in this corner, wearing faded Soviet Bloc vermilion, weighing in at a staggering 278 lbs, the EWWW Eastern Massachusetts Participant Trophy Winner, the "mostly" defeated 2009 Cillian Murphy Lookalike Contest 4th Runner-Up, the Slavic Siren, KATYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Microphones Are Cameras for Sound with Trixie and Katya Jul 25, 2023

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Dynamic microphones are constructed with small magnets that oscillate inside a metal coil attached to the diaphragm. When a sound wave causes the diaphragm of the microphone to vibrate, the relative motion of the magnet and coil creates an electrical signal by magnetic induction. From this magical, fantastical process, we arrive at the auditory eargasm that is The Bald and the Beautiful. Need we say more? We need not.

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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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I'm on Ozempic and I'm Blowing Ass with Trixie and Katya Jul 18, 2023

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Please consult your doctor before listening to this podcast. Common side effects of The Bald and the Beautiful include nausea, stomach pain, diarrhea, vomiting, superfluous third nipples, increased viewings of Ken Burns documentaries, compulsive tax preparation, and a deep yearning for golden showers.

Remember: Higher quality ingredients mean a healthier and happier life for your kitty. So, head to https://Smalls.com/BALD and use promo code BALD at checkout for 50% off your first order PLUS free shipping!

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Diving for the Hopeless Diamond with Trixie and Katya Jul 11, 2023

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The midnight hour is close at hand. A lonely ghoul looks out across the land. It's the typical scene with the usual suspects. Frightening creatures roaming around in search of sex. Tonight, it's a veritable smorgasbord of glorious smut. Don't delay, as it's time to prepare and place that bejeweled item directly in your butt.

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This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self! Visit https://BetterHelp.com/BALD today to get 10% off your first month!

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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