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Straight People Having Sex & Drinking Eggnog with Trixie and Katya Jul 04, 2023

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While it's a scientifically-proven fact that humans require food, water, air, and shelter to survive, it is not yet widely known that straight men also require eggnog post-coitus in order to continue existing in this wild world of ours. So this summer, please don't bring a six-pack of beer to your neighbor's barbecue. Instead, tell him that you value his post-intercourse survival and bring him several cartons of refreshing, summery eggnog. His life may just depend upon it.

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I Need Everyone to Know That I Only Like Girls with Trixie and Katya Jun 27, 2023

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One day, in a not-so-distant future hellscape utterly ravaged by water wars and interstate battles over depleted natural resources, there will come a time when a person's sexual preference is so low on the list of things to care about that we will all be queer.

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Bottoming Ain't Easy with Trixie and Katya Jun 20, 2023

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As part of Pride, we'd like to remind everyone about the 4 P's for bottoming: Practice, Preparation, Protect, and Pray: Practice on weeknights, at lunchtime, or even during your commute. Prepare by using an enormous amount of lube from that economy size bucket you purchased for the April 2020 orgy that never happened. Protect by always wearing a prophylactic, even if it's one that was thrown at you during a Pride parade. And lastly, pray to the pagan god of bottoming Assilopochtli, for they will ensure that you have a wonderful experience filled with joy and jubilation.

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We Have a Problem and Etsy is the Solution with Trixie and Katya Jun 15, 2023

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What Have You Done Today to Feel Proud? with Trixie and Katya Jun 13, 2023

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It's that special time of the year, so unfurl your flag, secure your sex swing to a weight-bearing ceiling stud, and prepare your vocal cords to sing the absolute hell out of the body electric. It's Pride, bitches! From all of us here at the underground desert Bald bunker, we wish you and yours the hap-hap-happiest of Prides.

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To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
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Philosophers Watching Car Crashes with Trixie and Katya Jun 06, 2023

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The kids are finally in bed, the dishes have been washed, the clothes have been folded, and the dog has been walked. It's finally time to pour yourself a nice glass of chilled sparkling rosé, open up TikTok, and settle into that comfy little nook on the sofa to be magically whisked away to a world of Costco fights, misbehaving Karens, and dash-cam car crashes. Enjoy yourself, girl. You've earned it.

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If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
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At a Taco Bell with Mario Lopez & O.J. Simpson with Trixie and Katya May 30, 2023

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The sky is a fiery auburn red as the sun sets over a bustling Taco Bell on La Cienega Blvd. Harried Angelenos make the nightmarish commute home as offices close and street lights turn on. Through a decal clinging to a Taco Bell window advertising the return of the Mexican Pizza, we see three lonely souls sitting in a booth, silently munching upon tacos and burritos filled with beans, beef, and shattered dreams. It is a Springtime weekend in the city of angels, a town where the sight of a drag queen, the host of Access Hollywood, and a washed-up football star in a Taco Bell barely raises an eyebrow of passers by.

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To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
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An X-Rated X-Ray with Trixie and Cyborg Katya May 23, 2023

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We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Better, stronger, faster.

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To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
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Bringing Back Early 2000's Gay with Trixie and Katya May 16, 2023

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For a brief, shining moment in the early aughts, every romantic comedy had a female protagonist with an exceedingly gay best friend that existed to do exactly three things: 1) Help the protagonist make wild wardrobe choices 2) Critique shoddy makeup applications while simultaneously fat-shaming the protagonist 3) Be excessively grossed out by vaginas and constantly talk about penises.

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If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
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A Cup of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 Tea with Trixie and Katya May 09, 2023

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It's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 tea time! In preparation for the May 12th premiere, Trixie and Katya wax poetic about all the contestant's looks, chat about past seasons, and then prognosticate about everyone's chances for what is sure to be an absolutely amazing season. Sit down, make yourself a fancy-ass cocktail, and let's talk about All Stars Season 8!

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To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
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If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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