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Higher Than Giraffe Genitalia with Dulcé Sloan and Trixie Jan 30, 2024

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Please prepare your mind, body, and soul for Trixie's delightful chat with stand-up comedian, actress, makeup mogul, and Daily Show correspondent; the eminently-hilarious Dulcé Sloan! From plane-travel safety tips to in-depth kimchi reviews to African mammal facts, this episode is a once-in-a-lifetime journey through an enchanted forest populated solely by colossal smiles and rapturous glee.

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Christmas Dinner at Judi Dench's House with Bianca Del Rio and Katya Jan 23, 2024

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'Twas the night before Christmas, and the house was filled with holly berry stench. Bianca Del Rio was headed to Surrey, to have dinner with Dame Judi Dench. The car service was booked, excitement hung in the air, but little did she know, a tiny airborne virus was also there. As the Covid test came back positive, and she had to cancel her trip, all she could murmur was, "Well this is some utter bullsh*t."

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Circling Back for a Touch-Base to Close the Loop on the Deliverables with Trixie and Katya Jan 16, 2024

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Hi, Deborah. Thanks so much for taking the time to have a one-on-one with me this morning. I know that 8am Zooms can be logistically difficult, but Sheila from accounting pinged me yesterday, and per our post-mortem with Ted from the regional office, I wanted to stop herding cats and prevent this whole team from becoming a dumpster fire. As it turns out, we've identified multiple pain points in regards to your core competencies, and we simply can't see a clear route to going-to-market with so much low-hanging fruit being under-utilized. If you can't get your team's ducks in a row, we may have to drill down into the quarterly numbers even more, especially if we want to run it up the flagpole to Alexander before EOD. So how about we stop moving the goal posts, whiteboard the heck out of this thing, and address every action item before I have a hard-out at 10am. I really think this deck is going to be a game-changer. Also? Please kill me.

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This Episode Produced & Directed by Simone Biles with Bob the Drag Queen and Katya Jan 09, 2024

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As the world prepares for the beauty, grace, and raw athleticism of the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris, we are so proud to have had the honor of working with talented Los Angeles director, cinematographer, and exotic animal trainer Simone Biles. She has graciously taken a little bit of time off from her life as a Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright and 57-time Academy Award-winning costume designer to help produce this episode of Bald with the unadulterated embodiment of joy that is Bob the Drag Queen. Enjoy.

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If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
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The Sorta New Year's Episode? with Trixie and Katya Jan 02, 2024

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Is this an extra-special quasi-Holiday/New-Year's episode where Trixie and Katya talk about decorating a tree? Perhaps. Is this an episode where they confront a deep, yearning desire for a miniature ceramic holiday village? Maybe. Is this an episode where Trixie and Katya wish you and yours a wonderful holiday and a prolifically-prosperous new year? You better fu**ing believe it. From all of us here at the show, here's to a 2024 filled with nothing but 365 days of pure, unadulterated joy and jubilation.

To check out Katya's Wrecking Ball performance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87rhhgodfnI

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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Soaring Like a Fabulous Bald Eagle with Trixie and Katya Dec 26, 2023

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There are no endings, Baldies. Just events that precede a new beginning. As we rapidly approach the conclusion of 2023, let us close our cold, darkened hearts to the old and open them to the new. We all get the same 365 days in the new year; the difference, you magnificent bastards, is what you do with them. From all of us here at the underwater volcano headquarters of Bald, LLC, we wish you and yours a Happy Holiday and a Gloriously Gaggy New Year.

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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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The Darkest Night of the Soul with Trixie and Katya Dec 19, 2023

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As the days grow shorter and the nights longer, may all of us in the Northern Hemisphere prepare ourselves for December 21st. It is the day we commemorate the Winter Solstice and honor the darkest night of the year. Please pause what you're doing, bow your head, and honor the shadows by journeying deep within to reflect, restore and nourish your spiritual cores. Though a rose is beautiful when in full bloom, lest we forget that its shriveled death is but a few days away. Like the evergreens we bring inside each December to decorate with lights and tinsel, let those green harbingers of the holidays remind us that death is necessary in order to be reborn into the ocean of cosmic energy that surrounds each and every one of us. Also? Happy Fu**ing Holidays.

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To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
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It's a Tumescent Holiday Miracle! with Trixie and Katya Dec 12, 2023

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As the holiday season rapidly ascends to the apex of yuletide cheer, you may find yourself experiencing a warm, tingly sensation deep within your abdomen. It's a condition known as "Merry Malady" and it affects .000001 % of the population. Side effects include dry mouth, erotic internet searches containing the phrase "Candy Cane," consumption of Trimix-spiked eggnog, and unexpected dating propositions in local big-box retail stores. Nine out of ten doctors agree that taking 70mg daily of Noëlvy will lessen the likelihood of experiencing E-E-S (embarrassing erectile syndrome) when overcome with holiday cheer. For this holiday and every holiday, take Noëlvy and avoid a rigidity disaster.

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To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
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If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Peri-Care for Your Derrière with Trixie and Katya Dec 05, 2023

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As part of our ongoing Public Service Announcement Series here at Bald, LLC, this week we'd like to focus on proper perineal care. If you didn't already know, managing the cleanliness of your bottom is a vital part of everyone's daily hygiene regimen. As one posterior hygienist told us during a recent cleaning, you should recite the following several times a day to the beat of your favorite 90's hip-hop song: Always Wipe Front to Back, Wet Wipes are a Perfect Hack, Cotton Breathes For Your Sack, Trim and Neat is All That!

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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

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To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Live & Leather Clad in New Orleans with Trixie and Katya Nov 28, 2023

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From the land of jazz, gumbo, public drunkenness, and second lines at Delta's baggage claim, Trixie and Katya bring you an auditory experience of such unabashedly sultry sexiness and salacious prurience that your ears will climax long before you do.

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To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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