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Jack Frost: Episode 31 (Re-Release) Dec 11, 2019

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Re-release of episode 31!

Join the TPM crew as they debate the best inanimate material to merge your DNA with for either laziness or to kill. Once the snowball is rolling the TPM hosts and unsuspecting victims turn up the heat on bad-movie classic 'Jack Frost'.

Show Segments:

Debate Topic (03:22): Best inanimate material to merge DNA with?
Movie Review (15:19): Jack Frost (1997)
What Would You Do Differently? (53:04)
Awards (59:20)
Final Cut (01:02:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

130 Doctor Sleep: Lisa the Winter Face Dec 03, 2019

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This week Mike Flanagan is back with another horror entry as he takes on the monumental task of making a sequel to The Shining with new release Doctor Sleep.

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Debate Question (03:15): What clothing accessory becomes part of your villain nickname?
Spoiler-Free Movie Review (12:15): Doctor Sleep
Movie Review (36:04): Doctor Sleep (2019)
It Could Be Worse... (61:55)
Wheel of Genres (65:45): CSI spinoff
Final Cut (69:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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ThanksKilling: Episode 28 (Re-Release) Nov 26, 2019

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Re-release of episode 28!

Join the TPM crew as they debate the best holiday-themed killer in horror cinema. After settling on the beloved Jack Frost the crew along with Liz and David carve into ultra-low-budget horror cult classic 'ThanksKilling'.

Show Segments:

Debate Topic (03:19): What is the best holiday-themed killer?
Movie Review (11:52): ThanksKilling (2009)
What Would You Do Differently? (01:03:19)
Awards (01:06:47)
Final Cut (01:10:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

129 CarousHELL: Pirates of the KILLibbean Nov 19, 2019

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This week we go down to the carnival to take on a murderous, sentient unicorn named Duke who really doesn't like kids in indie release CarousHELL.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (03:07): What carnival attraction could kill the most people?
Movie Review (13:42): CarousHELL (2016)
It Could Be Worse... (52:15)
Wheel of Genres (57:54): DC Comics film
Final Cut (63:53): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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128 The Lighthouse: Willem Da-Friend or Willem Dafoe Nov 12, 2019

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This week we're down to two wickies who seclude themselves in the podcast studio to review the second feature film from Robert Eggers, The Lighthouse.

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Debate Question (02:30): What actors would you cast for this film?
Spoiler-Free Movie Review (13:56): The Lighthouse (2019)
Movie Review (42:42): The Lighthouse (2019)
It Could Be Worse... (67:40)
Wheel of Genres (69:10): Western
Final Cut (75:17): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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127 Constantine: Middle Finger to Heaven Nov 05, 2019

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Halloween may be over, but the TPM crew goes to hell to take a look at the 2005 Keanu Reeves demons vs. angels comic book movie Constantine.

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Debate Question (07:50): What is your fictional weapon to kill demons?
Movie Review (18:20): Constantine (2005)
It Could Be Worse... (73:07)
Wheel of Genres (76:32): Conspiracy Film
Final Cut (82:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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126 An American Werewolf in Paris: Why They Hate These Werewolves Oct 29, 2019

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For Halloween, we howl at the 1997 cult classic/unnecessary sequel that is An American Werewolf in Paris. Meanwhile our friends (maybe now enemies) at Why I Hate This Album take an angry look at the eclectic rock soundtrack.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (13:03): Favorite horror movie soundtrack?
Movie Review (21:45): An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)
It Could Be Worse... (70:10)
Wheel of Genres (75:36): True Crime Podcast
Final Cut (81:25): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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125 Deadly Detention: The Breakfast Scrubs Oct 25, 2019

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Thanks to #TeamBasement listener Andrew138138 on Apple Podcasts we watch what feels like imprisonment with 2017's teen "slasher" film Deadly Detention.

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124 Halloween: Resurrection Michael Myers is Susan Boyle Oct 22, 2019

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31 Days of Halloween continues with a film where Laurie Strode speaks 11 lines of dialogue and Busta Rhymes tries kung-fu moves on Michael Myers in the regrettable Halloween: Resurrection from 2002.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (02:57): What reality show would Michael Myers be best on?
Movie Review (11:45): Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
It Could Be Worse... (55:40)
Wheel of Genres (61:08): Soap Opera
Final Cut (65:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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123 Thir13en Ghosts: Mitch's Free Appraisals Incorporated Oct 15, 2019

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31 Days of Halloween continues with Unsuspecting Victim Kirti and the tragically-spelled remake Thir13en Ghosts starring Houston's own and Jack Frost cast member Shannon Elizabeth.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (06:31): What are the good/bad/ugly of horror remakes?
Movie Review (27:25): Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
It Could Be Worse... (78:20)
Wheel of Genres (83:00): Adult Film
Final Cut (87:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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