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**Stellar Firma**

*“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones.”*

**Stellar Firma** is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.’s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy’s most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.

However, with Trexel’s corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station’s omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they’ll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.

Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.

For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com

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Latest Episodes:

Episode 43 - Detectives and Detonations Apr 10, 2020

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Episode 43

Detectives and Detonations

CLIENT - Kathbier Ninden, Office of Redundancy and Explosion Management

Kathbier, a Planetside Relations Programmer would like assistance with the exponential growth of solar system destroying explosions.

Expeditors' recommendation: extended noir scenes, rejection of reality, follow the money, take it to the top, take it to a different top, apply basic logic.

Comedic Violence
Emotional Abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to Mimic325 for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Jamie Galioto, isobel, Sarah Kershaw, jenni from the block, Hannah Kincannon, Jortin Blims!!!, Lunagalemaster, Mae, zaraegis, Luceil GreenAppleSause, Mary Lanners, Gabriel Murphy, Art Stephens, Em, Cassie Waln, Joshua No Relation To Sarah Baldwin, Milan Nigam, Mackenzie Massey, Tavin Kastner, Nathaniel Beck.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Elizabeth Moffatt, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by Adam_N, deleted_user_7146007, coolernow123, 16GPanskaSibinska_N, issalcake, Rutger Muller, kevinkace, FractalStudios and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Featured music: "Hard Boiled" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

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TWITTER: @therustyquill

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EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

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Episode 42 - Push Ups and Privilege Apr 03, 2020

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Episode 42

Push-Ups and Privilege

CLIENT - Doug Whimperton, Marketing

Doug, an A.A.S.S.U.S.S.D.M. from Marketing, would like to not have very similarly named co-workers with the surname Whimperton.

Expeditors' recommendations: let the board take care of it, Whimperton murder, be drunk on privilege, feed your rival to the ground to make it drunk.

ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected.

Comedic Violence
Emotional Abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to Sarah Mainwaring for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Ghost, Amanda Williams, Elisabeth Banks, Brendan Tihane, Infini, PhoenixFlame, Saga Blomberg, Kristen Secrest, Genevieve A., Alexia De Leon, Corey Frampton, niblick_iii, Anna Loftus, Erin, Samantha Curtis, Alex, Ricky Dash, Samantha Cross, Sophie Talbot, Shiv.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Elizabeth Moffat, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by Adam_N, qubodup, raremess, shelbyshark, SoundMarnus, MirandaHuang, the_semen_incident, Godowan, InspectorJ, Halleck and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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Episode 41 - Exile and Expediting Mar 27, 2020

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Episode 41

Exile and Expediting

CLIENT - Drydon Quigley, Security

ALERT - Department reassignment.

Drydon, a General Thug from Security would like to be rescued from a locked security office.

Expeditor’s recommendation - goad the gun walls, wait out the problem (life), try not to worry about it too much, don't get compacted.

ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected.

Comedic Violence
Emotional Abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to Abigail Roberts for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Rachel Attaway, Itzel Anayeli M., Emma Briannon, Annika Ekholm, Faine Greenwood, Jake The Fake Jake, Caitlin Martin, Avery Winther, Jamie Frew, Ebony Biar, Misha, Torsanist, Percival Shaw, Jack, Lee McNally, Jennifer, Elliot H T, David D Martin, Gayest-Bee, Elizabeth Coretto.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Mez Heckra: Mez Meredith

Editing: Elizabeth Moffat, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by Sclolex, Wakerone, FoolBoyMedia, EFlexMusic, InspectorJ, AtevonHes, airblock, martian, JarredGibb, Motion_S, vewiu and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

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TWITTER: @therustyquill

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EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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CEO Statement on Current Operations Mar 25, 2020

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And now a statement from Rusty Quill CEO, Alexander J Newall with some updates on the current state of operations at Rusty Towers, as of 25th March 2020.

For a full transcript of this statement, visit http://rustyquill.com/ceo-statement-on-covid-19/

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Episode 40 - Grudges and Gauntlets Mar 20, 2020

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Episode 40

Grudges and Gauntlets

CLIENT - Sales Review

ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected.

Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism
Mortal peril

This week's Patrons: Jennifer Southerland, Travis Boillat, Ali Cillov, Berlin Kofoed, Agnieszka Bogdan, Curtis Y Takahashi, Emily James, Alix Bernier, Nanna, ealyblu, Evelyn Scidmore, Ori Griffin, Melissa Koetzle, Izzy Edmonds, Laiska, Alex, Grey G, benja✌✨, Erin Graham, Rebecca McVeigh.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by bone666138, copyc4t, Inspector J, markb, maxdemainAGL, soundmary, Grubzyy, thefsoundman, Benboncan, Skullsmasha, Kyle1Katarn, 11builderboy11, klankbeeld, RSilveira_88, dobroide, JarredGibb, Kinoton, pointparkcinema, Benboncan, jobro, paulprit, Lex777, coltures, holger.schwetter, jakobthiesen, alanmcki, sforsman smack, Alcove Audio, MaxDemianAGL, kwahmah_02, limwei, bruce965 via freesound.org, sound effect by Tristan Lohengrin: https://www.tristanlohengrin.com/ and Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

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Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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Episode 39 - Gripes and Graduation Mar 13, 2020

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Episode 39

Gripes and Graduation

CLIENT - Ethel Unction Yeems

The client is interested in a planet for the ongoing education and social development of young sentient lifeforms, whether they like it or not.

Content Warning for:

Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to Imogen Cassidy for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Kristin Jeffords, The Laughing Kookaburra, Murmuruk, Mrs. Mighterbump, Jorj Car'das, Jess Donaldson, Constantin Valdor, Joia Vita, James Rule, ProbsNotJosh, Izzy Aliberti, Ethan Morris, Debra Mitchell, Angharad, Sarah & Michelle Poiani, Matthew McCorkle, Nikki Nelson-Hicks, Vili Kaneli, Sam Oliver, TalesHunter.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by MisterLockbridge12, Podsburgh, OwlStorm, SDLx, khenshom, Tomlija, and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

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FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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ANNOUNCEMENT: Discontinuing Patreon Shoutouts Mar 06, 2020

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Important Announcement:

As of 13 March 2020 we will be retiring the name shout-out reward from our Rusty Knight and Rusty Noble tiers of the Patreon.

If you have never been a Rusty Knight or Noble ($5 or upwards/month) and still want to have your name read out, you will need to be a Patron (or upgrade your membership if you’re a Rusty Citizen) by midnight GMT on Friday 13th March by visiting www.patreon.com/rustyquill

For more information, visit http://rustyquill.com/patreon-shout-outs-closing/

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EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

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Episode 38 - Muscles and Moral Egotism Mar 06, 2020

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Episode 38

Muscles and Moral Egotism

CLIENT - Yinly Strong

The client is interested in a planet on which they can work out and gain rad muscles whilst also raising bees to produce muscle honey.

Content Warning for:

Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ashton, Andrea Paternoster, Isa, Laurie Rich, Lizzie Jacobs, Elisabeth Dixon, Robin Allez, Joe Bell, Veronica P, Sam and Phobos, Kira, Dr. Badvibes, Sara Freeman, Hannah Earnshaw, Anne Fabe, Kiro, Lauren Nabet, Hannah Jordan, Robin Stone, Nancy Crawford.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

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FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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Episode 37 - Tedium and Touching Gestures Feb 28, 2020

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Episode 37

Tedium and Touching Gestures

CLIENT - Sub-Manager Paxt Scrum

The client(s) is/are interested in a dangerous location for team building purposes. Suggested sales tactics: narrative constructs, feigned interest, tedium pits, olive branches.

Content Warning for:

Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to bittercape for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sigma Rho, Paul Carroll, Rachael Heflin, Shibbi, Emily Johnsen, Laurel Adams, Patrick Halsewig, Lief, Steve Spencer, bri m, Rachel Goldman, Rachel, Chris LeBlanc, Kimberly McLeod, Lion Thot, Kim Petrosky, Gabriel Murray, Gogol, Merle Roy, R. Clarke.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by bruce965, PeteBarry, HumanSolarian, mikaelfernstrom, templeofhades, Corruptinator, and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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Episode 36 - Spies and Subterfuge Feb 21, 2020

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Episode 36

Spies and Subterfuge

CLIENT - Agent 42069 of the [REDACTED] Agency

The client(s) is/are interested in a facility to train and test spies. Suggested sales tactics: Spy on the spy, Trenchcoat!, Xylophagia, Portable AI.

Content Warning for:

Panic attacks
Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to Astrid Grenzdörffer & Britt Beerbohm for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Evelyn Walker, Anne, Katharine Pigliacelli, Aaron Perill, Debbie Frangedakis, OrdainedCrownie, Becky Voller, Mersipan, Rosa, KnifeCat, Vriska Said Gay Rights, East5, Saika, Sydney Engelstein, Melanie Johnston, Amanda Overmyer, Darcy Morgan, Merapia F Zharkoff, Corviscus Inc., Icon315.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit

www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Elizabeth Moffatt and Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by StephenSaldanh, toddcircle, ProjectsU012, mystiscool, InspectorJ, 2xm, lintphishx and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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