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Stellar Firma

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones.”

Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.’s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy’s most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.

However, with Trexel’s corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station’s omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they’ll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.

Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.

For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com

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Latest Episodes:

Episode 7 - Trash and Mysteries Mar 15, 2019

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Episode 7

Trash and Mysteries

PLANET - 512901-🜃

Lady Wimr Ikipidsah requests a planet where all the lost and found items of the universe end up. All of the items are mysteriously grouped together making a whole continent of odd socks from all the species of the universe that have feet.

Consultant recommendation; Trash collecting black holes. Unknowable sorting system. Self-continenting socks. Fun trash sorting activities provided gratis.

Content Warning for:

Comedic violence
Violence to Animals
Emotional Abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to Full Featuritis for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zachary Pinz, Adina Adriana Ceara, Griesly, Ash Sullivan, Jenna Nolt, Erika Kvistad, Bradie Forsberg, Lorna M., Rose Marie Wong

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX: ChazzRavenelle, JoeDoe22, FartBiscuit1700 & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

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EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

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Episode 6 - Pranks and Robots Mar 08, 2019

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PLANET - 512900-🝘

Megatron_46 requests a planet dedicated to the consumption of rare delicacies and the native species of the planet must be unfeasibly aggressive in everything they do.

Consultant recommendation; Prank based planet. Psychically traumatised animals. Planet-wide dining table of massively varying scale. Laser weapons for guests to kill and cook their food. Prank - self evident.

Content Warning for:

Comedic violence
Violence to animals
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism
Emotional trauma

Special thanks to Stuart McQueen for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons:Mariah Magee, Aviv, Kaitlin Porter, CheshireSavant, Kevin Cantu, Michael Giese, Emily Hannigan, Anne Eilertsen, Greg McMullen, BjÃ¶rn JÃ¤ger

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward Von Aderkas

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX:

Suburbanwizard & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

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Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

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Episode 5 - Fear and Feet Mar 01, 2019

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Episode 5

Fear and Feet

PLANET - REVIEW

Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).

Line manager recommendation: Fewer larvae fatalities, lower ego, no armed pets, less idolatry, feet in mouth.

Content Warning for:

Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism
Accidental death
Accidental genocide
Manslaughter
Electrocution

Special thanks to this week's Patrons: stickyshoelaces, RJ, sarah randlett, Iryka Smeke, Mupod, Richard Dixon, Sarah Hickey, Jess Em, joseph fink, jane dataghosts

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX: differentieel, jakobhandersen, kwahmah_02, kbnevel, kmyers1316, Leoctiurs, lmbubec, deleted_user_7146007 & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

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TWITTER: @therustyquill

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EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

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Episode 4 - Bowels and Dogs Feb 22, 2019

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Episode 4

Bowels and Dogs

PLANET - 512899-Ꝅ

Lead Singer of The Winter Lettuce Collective requests a Planet to reflect their brilliance including a sky mood ring.

Consultant Recommendation; Pod category planet in the shape of a lettuce. Pod contains a library of all the clients achievements. Grand atrium with optional memorials to murder and accidental death. Dogs with/without knives. Internal clouds with laser projections to display moods. Constant questions to establish moods.

Content Warning for:

Comedic violence
Violence to animals
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to Tessa Wright for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ever Anon, Nicole Fry, Meagan Waltz, Mike Nutter and Sean Frohling.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX:

trullilulli, BigKahuna360, leonelmail, duckduckpony, BeeProductive, InspectorJ & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribeand be sure to rate and review us online; it really

helps us spread across the galaxy.

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Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0

International Licence.

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Episode 3 - Gods and Trousers Feb 19, 2019

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Episode 3

Gods and Trousers

PLANET - 512898-Ꜿ

Mitsy Van Schuten – 4th wife to the President of the Mars Concordant requests a planet dedicated to cute animals with particular focus on the fauna of old earth.

Consultant Recommendation; Stock biome variation display planet. Planet in synchronous rotation with star to create dark side and light side. Light side: living animals to be hunted with provided weaponry. Dark side: dead animals to be resurrected with provided weaponry. Clients to be as gods.

Content Warning for:

Comedic violence
Violence to Animals
Emotional Abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to Wren Griffin-Harrigan for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: mielebit, Devin Goodman, the tempered steel of loss, Chase Curtin, Andy Plain. Summer Brown. Carpark Grackle, Jonathan Skowronek, Erin, harrison minnix

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX:

MorneDelport, adcbicycle, martinimeniscus, ermfilm, kyles, lolamadeus & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

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Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

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Episode 2 - Studs and Blood Feb 15, 2019

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Episode 2

Studs and Blood

PLANET - 512897-Ꝙ

Burn Market the 23rd Earl of Armica requests a planet dedicated to the production of Holovision programming with suggestive names included for landmarks.

Consultant Recommendation; Category 4 sized planet. Divided into rectangles for each production. Suited to blood sports and dramatic productions. Wild climate variation to provide jeopardy. Suggestive names included in a brown paper bag.

Content Warning for:

Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to Felix Murley-Anderson for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: aetherglow, Steven Newman, Shanti Pillai, Tom Harding, Fancy George Jones, Miranda Baldwin, Annie Stevens, Jonah Levin, Alice Ebenhoe and Hugh Collins

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX:

Simon.rue and Previously credited artists via freesound.org

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

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TWITTER: @therustyquill

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EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

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Episode 1 - Troughs and Goo Feb 15, 2019

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Episode 1

Troughs and Goo

PLANET - 512896-A

Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) is paired with new Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Client Nurturer 163 of the Superfluous Tentacle requests a hatchling world for the breeding of young.

Consultant Recommendation:

Trough shaped world.

Seas: Boiling.

Entrance via cushioned chute.

Egress via teen spaceport.

Ceremonial daggers provided for all.

Content Warning for:

Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to Bec Savage for this episode's Planet Brief Submission.

If you'd like to support the show, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Edward Von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX:

patchen, sandyrb, reg7783 and xxqmanxx, pan14, peepholecircus, Sonicfreak, Paul368, mcpable, mr_roboto24, josepharaoh99, Tonsofpaperbrokenpen, GWMX_YOUTUBE03, toiletrolltube, kyles, ady_vornicu, FenrirFangs, BigKahuna360, Paul368, ani_music, rpew1, reg7783, Geography, Sauron974,Julien%20Matthey, Ev-Dawg, hz37, rdneubauer, domrodrig, theshuggie + previous via freesound.org

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

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EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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Season 1 Teaser Feb 05, 2019

Show notes

Trailer

Recycling

Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 6 (ID 95847336) to summary slurriment and recycling.

Content Warning for:

Comedic violence
Emotional Abuse

If you'd like to support the show join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

Trexyl Geistman: Tim Meredith

David 6: Ben Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX:

Inspector J and previously credited artists via freesound.org

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

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Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

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Season 1 Ad Spot Feb 05, 2019

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Season 1 AdSpot

Employee introduction and disciplinary action

Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847336) to standard disciplinary action.

Content Warning for:

Comedic violence
Emotional Abuse

If you'd like to support the show join be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

Trexyl Geistman: Tim Meredith

David 7: Ben Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel D F Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX from:

VSokorelos, taira Komori, batuhansezer and Edo333 via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

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FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: r/RustyQuill

EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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