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**Stellar Firma**

*“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones.”*

**Stellar Firma** is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.’s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy’s most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.

However, with Trexel’s corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station’s omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they’ll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.

Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.

For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com

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Latest Episodes:

Episode 35 - Planets and Protagonists Feb 14, 2020

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Episode 35

Planets and Protagonists

CLIENT - Sales Review

ALERT - TTRPG detected, Security alerted

Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

This week's Patrons: Michael Spiral DESERVES Rights, Andy Loth, Daniel Williams, Heather H, Evil Angel, Vivianne Starlight, Coney's Mom, Kay-Jay Bee, Cato, planetsandmagic, Mariada, Stephanie Simon, Melissa Ponce, Olivia Pugh, Tatyana Beck, Brittany, The Paper Librarian, Kira Apple, Lena Williams, Dani.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: David Devereux and Elizabeth Moffatt

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by Martineerok, dobroide, rboecker and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

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FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

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EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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Episode 34 - Percy and Perfidiousness Feb 07, 2020

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Episode 34

Percy and Perfidiousness

CLIENT - Stefan the Mantis Shrimp

The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to celebrate their ten thousandth birthday. Suggested sales tactics: globe thievery, emotional outbursts, unwanted backstory, reckless endangerment, moral quagmires.

Content Warning for:

Comedic Violence
Emotional Abuse
Alcoholism.

Special thanks to Cato AKA Cato for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Link Sandblom, Sindre Sareide, Retro Seamstress, Nick Mikoleit, Tasha, Msharki3, Alex K., Breanne A., Ashley Cecere, Emilia Williamson, Catherine White, aimsme, Hannah LaPlante, Sea, Britt & Astrid, juicysushi, Ferynn, Dean Winchester, Jessica Wells, Molly W.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: David Devereux, Elizabeth Moffatt, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

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TWITTER: @therustyquill

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EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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Episode 33 - Self-Confidence and Social Influence Jan 31, 2020

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Episode 33

Self-Confidence and Social Influence

CLIENT - Attia Novellia

The client is interested in a planet as a talking point for their social media posts. Suggested sales tactics: rewrite history, engage in destructive nostalgia, brazen hollow mockery, buttery animals.

Content Warning for:

Gaslighting
Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to Hedwig for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sofia Sandino, Cecil Goodwin, Nell, Masha Weber, James Candalino, Kit Buss, Rocket Corgi, Terrence Rollin' with a Grand, Connor Adderley, Rowan Grey, Liz MacGregor, Ealasaid Haas, Hhhh, ex libris crow, Ryan Norrie, Ivanna A. Villamil, Dumpbucket, o55k, Breeanna Sveum, & Sam.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Elizabeth Moffatt, David Devereux and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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Episode 32 - Standards and Swarms Jan 24, 2020

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Episode 32

Standards and Swarms

CLIENT - Bee Frost

The clients are interested in a factory planet to create their own stars. Suggested sales tactics: ignore the client... entirely.

ALERT - INTERNAL I.M.O.G.E.N. OVERRIDE DETECTED, ANY SECRET HATCHES OBSERVED CAN BE NEITHER CONFIRMED NOR DENIED.

Content warning for:

Poisoning/drugging
Sacrificial animals
Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to ShardAngel for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Charlie Haglin, Jason Dawson, How Should I Know, Tonya Downing, Negev, MOLLY WHALEN, Bonster, Richard Drumm, Ben Stillwell White, Ren Martin, Nancy S, megan schreiber, Keller, Jon Cantwell, Mel Barsana, Lynny, Dan and Heather Norbury Montalto, Lucas Rozell, Ann, Katey Lannen.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Number 1: Amy Dickinson

Number 48: Rachel Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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Episode 31 - Shells and Shame Jan 17, 2020

Show notes

Episode 31

Shells and Shame

CLIENT - Kaldor the Chitinous

The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to reflect their hard outer shell and rich inner life. Suggested sales tactics: emotional blackmail, lean in to immorality, ignore personal promises, clean Perkins, burn down the school, shuck the client, *ANOMALY* bio-facsimile leading the meeting. May the Board have mercy on their souls.

Content warning for:

Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to HRH Aranelle for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mal Ossowicki, Nikki H, Hayden J, Marcela 'hi mom' Garcia, Oren Benshabat, Ida, Adrian Mercer-Garber, Sammy, Han Mallek, Caroline Rivard, Mammon, Lauren Rowlands, charlie laurel, Brie, Rachel Penabade, Carrie Coada, 2impostors, Elias Soper, Casey Rae, Armando DiCianno.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies and Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX: previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ANNOUNCEMENT - RQ Streams! Jan 14, 2020

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It's time for a new video project - RQ Streams - with Mike LeBeau (Head of Video; Tim Stoker) and Anil Godigamuwe (Community Manager) as your guides & fellow explorers through the worlds of gaming! And thank you so much to everyone for your support to make things like this possible!

Join us weekly on Saturdays, at 3pm GMT - starting 25th January 2020 - at www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill !

Music: "The Messenger" by Silent Partner via the Youtube Audio Library

Join our community:

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FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill

EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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Episode 30 - Logic and Line Managers Jan 10, 2020

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Episode 30

Logic and Line Managers

CLIENT - Sales Review

ALERT - NO SALES LINE MANAGER LOCATED FOR CITIZEN EMPLOYEE T. GEISTMAN (ID 362884) AND BIO FACSIMILE DAVID 7 (ID 95847335). ASSESSING HUMAN RESOURCE DISTRIBUTION…PROMOTION APPROVED, REROUTING LINE MANAGER.

Content warning for:

Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Jay Grace, Lena, Noj Strebor, handlebarlan, Green-nosed Mule, Charles Lambing, anajinn, Justine Silving, Zach Hoffman, Potato, Nikki Bee, Kayleigh Banyard, Jessica Witt, Geo, Maria, Laura Toh, Bethany King, Birdy Nelson, Patricia Keith & Hall of Mirrors Artworks.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies and Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 29 - Commerce and Candy Jan 03, 2020

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Episode 29

Commerce and Candy

CLIENT - Fugatissiman and/or Archexianniam

The client(s) is/are interested in a birthday party planet for their niece, Rosie Nix (they are turning 6). Suggested sales tactics: by decree of Trexel the Mighty, exploit work/life unbalance, withhold things wanted, upselling.

Content Warning for:

Comedic violence
Ableism (dissociative disorder)
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to Molly & Emily for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Spooooky, Kate Talbot, Lisa K., Jari Thorup Palo, Lou Harrison, Elliot, Claudia Howard, Amanda Lord, Sarah Cavanagh, Jessica Freeman, Freshcat, dog, Elizabeth Kalbacher, Aine Morgan, Corvin J Lyn, Kit, Cody Wolfe, Iris Lazuli, Sparr, Carrie LeClair

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX:

Previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué Dec 27, 2019

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Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué

Incoming Message from Line Manager Hartro Piltz... Message reads:

“So help me Trexel, if you don’t do this board forsaken message I will personally see to it that you spend the next year picking my toenails out of your soft pallet! RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOUR CLIENTS!”

Response from Consultant Trexel Geistman;

*ERROR* MESSAGE UNREADABLE, APPEARS TO BE COMPRISED OF WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH

…

Audio attachment received from Consultant Trexel Geistman with following notation:

“Take your flesh and be gone incalcitrant star devil!”

Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Z Perkins, Evaschia, Robert Groom, Aysha U. Farah, Niamh Hemingway, Khyle, Joshua Grohman, Rachel Oney, Malcom Snipes, Alex Haidinyak, Michelle LaTorre, Oscar Marlowe, Glory Duda, Joe Smith, Alex Freeman, Cait May, Xanthe Bouma, Paul McHugh, Ciara McCabe, & January Garcia

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX: previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y

EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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Episode 28 - Deities and Determination Dec 20, 2019

Show notes

Episode 28

Deities and Determination

CLIENT - Kaliah Tallett

Client is interested in a shrine to their mouse god. Suggested sales tactics: shouting, religious deception, surprise, platinum mouse guardians, Kicking Tithe.

Content Warning for:

Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

Special thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Samuel Borrello, Edison Potter, Jedediah G Schmidt, David Cothron, Julianna, Amalia, Jessica Salter, Ellie Smith, Adrian Clarke, Mara Wilson, Kaleigh Albright, Sarah Harrison, Manda McIlroy, Malin, Christian Dokken, K S, Bert!, Alex May, Mike Massiah, Jessica Grace.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Additional thanks to Cassidy for translation assistance.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX:

caculo, joedeshon & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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