Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 6 - Yaddle👏Lived👏In👏A👏Pit👏 Feb 17, 2020

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What happens if you leave Vanessa and Johnny alone to wrap up a game? Over two and a half hours of a two-fister, that's what happens. We can't be trusted to keep on track, so not only do we work through the last eight or so hours of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords but somehow also get into Vanessa's vague recollections of Yaddle's expanded unvierse backstory, we spend way too long googling Ed Asner's resume, talk about the merits and drawbacks of the idealism of The West Wing, and we find out that Vanessa can't do a Wookie impression at all.

This Week: "We" finish KOTOR 2! Next Week: We blow up the Sector 5 reactor and get to the Wall Market in Final Fantasy VII!

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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 5 - You Should Experience This 7-11 Alone Feb 10, 2020

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NEXT GAME ANNOUNCED! It's a Johnny and Vanessa two-fister in this odd chunker of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords. First of all, we research Alanis's financial situation, Johnny plots out his own edit of How I Met Your Mother while forgetting the name of Jason (?) Segal (?), and then we get into the Super Secret Cave of Secrets (AKA a Luke Cave), go on a guided tour of the Sith Ruins, answer some SAT questions and restore a hereditary monarchy. Now go get that definitely not evil Kreia a burrito.

This Week: We finish Korriban and return to Onderon! Next Week: We finish KOTOR 2!

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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 4 - Election Year Feb 03, 2020

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It's an Election Year on Onderon in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic! We've got some disturbingly familiar candidates, as well as Mandalorians to team up with, a mystery to not solve, a sexy pleasure yacht to board, and so much more!

This Week: We complete the Yacht and leave Onderon with Mandalore! Next Week: We finish Korriban and return to Onderon!

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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 3 - Another Reverse Childbirth Kind of Scenario Jan 27, 2020

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In this exciting episode of Square Roots we visit Nar Shaddaa and find a couple of will they - won't they bounty hunters, Jellicle Katt fails to find a lightsaber, meet a bat boy, murder the entire Exchange, swap characters about fifty times, discuss the merits of charity, find out Atton's naughty truth, and so much more!

This Week: We leave Nar Shaddaa for Goto's Sexy Pleasure Yacht! Next Week: We complete the Yacht and leave Onderon with Mandalore!

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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 2 - Bao-Dur's Gait Jan 20, 2020

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We get a bunch of annoying cold calls from corporate folks and faith healers, Jim once again fails to get dark or light side points, we got a lot of phone calls, teach a droid to lie, Revanites versus Revanchists, and Matt starts his feud with Skimbleshanks!

This Week: We fly out of Telos back in the ol' Ebon Hawk! Next Week: We leave Nar Shaddaa for Goto's Sexy Pleasure Yacht

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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 1 - With Apologies to Dominic Monaghan Jan 13, 2020

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This episode requires an extended list of apologies: apologies to Beaumont Kin fans, Dominic Monaghan, fans of Outer Wilds, Baby Yoda, Obsidian, BioWare, Bacta afficianados, Timothy Omundson and so many more.

This Week: We fly out of Peragus II in Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords! Next Week: We fly out of Telos back in the ol' Ebon Hawk!

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Yakuza Part 5 - What's the Omi Alliance Again? Jan 06, 2020

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On this action-packed Yakuza finale we: celebrate Matthew's return from dangerous lands unknown; enjoy Square Roots's first Triple Jump In Front Of Bullets; question whether or not Johnny has actually seen the new Star Wars; see how many people can die in front of Haruka; organize our mobs politely and SO MUCH MORE!

This Week: We finish Yakuza! Next Week: We fly out of Peragus II in Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords!

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Thanks to Vincent Moretto for his metal cover of Receive You, and to Esseph for his chipmunk cover of Rouge of Love!

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Best of the Decade Listener Lists Dec 30, 2019

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We're taking the week off, but figured we'd check out your favorite games of the decade and comment and critique! If you want to hear our personal lists, check out https://www.patreon.com/squarerootspodcast and pledge $3 or more for all our bonus episodes!

Yakuza Part 4 - Here's the Church Dec 23, 2019

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We debate what is the scheme, who is being rescued, and what exactly is the Shape of Love in this explosive episode. First of all, Vanessa's audio track eats itself for half the show so she disappears for a while. Meanwhile, we ask WHAT ABOUT WILLY BEAMISH?! Also: Haruka gets kidnapped again, the game turns into Virtua Cop, Kiryu heroically uses a human shield, and we get flashbacks to stabbings and torture. Plus Vanessa and Johnny learn about Jim's playground games. And if they don't stop, it's going to get scandalous.

This Week: We finish Chapter 10! Next Week: We finish Yakuza!

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Thanks to Vincent Moretto for his metal cover of Receive You, and to Esseph for his chipmunk cover of Rouge of Love!

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Yakuza Part 3 - I Saw Mommy Cucking Santa Claus Dec 16, 2019

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CW: Child abuse, transphobia With Matthew still on dangerous assignment, Jim, Vanessa and Johnny get through some family-oriented business in this chunker of Sega's Yakuza (and Yakuza Kiwami)! On this episode we delve into whether or not Santa was supposed to be the dad in I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Vanessa fails to explain cup-sizes in the legendary Yakuza SubStory The Price of an F-Cup, we go gambling with a literal child, Vanessa questions the veracity of a first-time sworker, and so much more!

This Week: We finish Chapter 7! Next Week: We finish Chapter 10!

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Thanks to Vincent Moretto for his metal cover of Receive You, and to Esseph for his chipmunk cover of Rouge of Love!

Vincent Moretto's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/HaarasNC Esseph's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-D8BJOzISnb01I5YiCKi-Q

Contact Square Roots!

Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com