Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 2 - #HOLESOME Aug 24, 2020

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There's no way that things could get weird in this chunker of Bowser's Inside Story where Bowser eats his vegetables, right? Sam Elliott would disagree, and he is here to guide Vanessa through a world of forbidden pleasure. So much is learned. Johnny might stomp on a model city. Matthew comes out as a finsub. ALSO THERE IS NO BODY SWAPPING IN FATHER OF THE BRIDE VANESSA This Week: Bowser eats too much at the buffet. Next Week: We find out what a Boo-Ray machine is. Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

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Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 1 - Moratorium On Any S-Words Aug 17, 2020

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This week we start Nintendo's DS / 3DS Mario Brothers RPG! Just a heads up, we may mention vore a few times. And inflation. And squirting. Splashing. Squishing. So many S-Words.

This Week: We defeat Broque Monsieur's wonderful Broggie. Next Week: We get trapped in Toad Town!

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OOPS! All Listeners! Aug 13, 2020

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Hi friends! There was an accident at the podcast factory, but instead of only mouth-cutting corn puffs, this podcast is entirely* listener produced!

Special thanks to:

Gabe Kleinart Julian Titus and the Nerds Without Pants podcast G Bailey Zombie Rogers Dr. Fine Say Everyone's Name Andrew Weyant

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Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History! Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio Check out GillStudio on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2CwnLwt Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

*there are occasional host interruptions

Persona 4 Part 8 - Square Roots Voreses Bowser Aug 10, 2020

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There's so much here. There's Lady Spawn. We find like five layers of Marie's secrets. We ask a gas station attendant if they gave us super powers. We get very confused about both the game's mythology and Japanese mythology. There's an endless epilogue. We consider playing Okami to try and figure things out. Jim's arm really hurts.

This Week: We finish the game! Next Week: We defeat Broque Monsieur's wonderful Broggie.

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Persona 4 Part 7 - [REDACTED]'s 20 Page Post About Ghostbusters 2016 Aug 03, 2020

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[REDACTED] is a really great person, we wish him well. In this episode of Square Roots, we get pretty close to the end of Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 Golden. Some highlights: figuring out the right sequence of dialogue choices to get through the game, how it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, and Matthew turns out to be right about something. This Week: We finish the seventh castle in Persona 4! Next Week: We finish the game! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Persona 4 Part 6 - GIMME YOUR HEARTS! Jul 27, 2020

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CW: transphobia

Ooof, we hit a pretty rough part of a game we were otherwise loving. On this chunk of Persona 4 we go to the Amagi Inn, do a concert, have a cultural festival and then there's some real bad pageants. Also: secrets are discovered, villains revealed, and mysteries solved!

This Week: We finish the sixth castle in Persona 4! Next Week: We finish the seventh castle in Persona 4!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History!

Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio

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Persona 4 Part 5 - The Spanking Episode Jul 20, 2020

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Remember, here at Square Roots judging is a spankable offense. On this episode we check out a derailed trans narrative, there's a whole beach episode, we learn about yelling at fireworks, TJ Miller, Johnny has an eggdaster, and of course Teddie: Problematic Queer Icon.

This Week: We finish the fifth castle in Persona 4! Next Week: We finish the sixth castle in Persona 4!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History!

Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio

Check out GillStudio on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2CwnLwt

Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Persona 4 Part 4 - Ask Me About My Hot Buttered Noodles Jul 13, 2020

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On this exciting episde of Square Roots: we conquer the Void Quest dungeon in Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 Golden. Topics discussed include: finally meeting the H-est of the T-s, Teddy's human form, trying to articulate Rise's level of fame, and defeating what could literally be called an Angry Gamer Baby. This Week: We finish the fourth castle in Persona 4! Next Week: We finish the fifth castle in Persona 4! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Persona 4 Part 3 - Scam Some Chicks Jul 06, 2020

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Will Yosuke's Operation Up Close and Personal come to fruition? Is Hanako the secret best character in the game? Will Jim be able to show up after seeing this virtual strip club? Or will Big Chungus win this battle? We know one thing, at least: everyone is hungry in this enormous episode of Square Roots.

This Week: We finish the third castle in Persona 4! Next Week: We finish the fourth castle in Persona 4!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History!

Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio

Check out GillStudio on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2CwnLwt

Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Persona 4 Part 2 - The Boy With The Hat: Hat Boy Jun 29, 2020

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WHYYYYYYYYYYY? On this week's Square Roots: We delve further into Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 and get through Kanji Tatsumi's Rosy Steam Paradise. Also: we have several suggestions for a new US anthem, discover that Kanji is an odd person with some sort of complex, and fight a boss that can only be described as Skullorama-esque.

This Week: We finish the second castle in Persona 4! Next Week: We finish the third castle in Persona 4!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast

Thanks to GillStudio for letting us use their cover of Time To Make History!

Check out GillStudio on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/gillstudio Check out GillStudio on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2CwnLwt

Contact Square Roots!

Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com