Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Chrono Cross Part 7 - owo, wouwdst thou wike the taste of buttow? Nov 02, 2020

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Oh boy. We finished Squaresoft's 2000 epic, Chrono Cross. And it didn't quite go the way we imagined. There's a lot to cover on this episode, including the WAT, PolisPolice, Clive, Jill and Joshua of Valisthea, Johnny's daydream, Jim trying to explain the plot in one breath and...daughter clones?!

This Week: We finish the game! Next Week: We start The Ritual quest, your first Hero mission in Fable II.

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Chrono Cross Part 6 - The Full Buns Oct 26, 2020

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In this dragon-fighting episode of Square Roots, we finish Disc 1 of Squaresoft's Chrono Cross. Also: Jim describes a movie that cannot possibly exist, we try to guess who is in a werewolf movie, we see a dripping wet Time Twink, and Vanessa reminds you not to put too many worms before your cart, because they'll get squished.

This Week: We finish Disc 1! Next Week: We finish the game!

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Chrono Cross Part 5 - Time Echoes Are NOT Ghosts Oct 19, 2020

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On this reality-warping episode of Square Roots, things get... complicated in Square's Chrono Cross. First of all: we're deep in Disc 3 crazy and it's just disc 1. Also: cookin' up enemies, how this game is just like Sleepaway Camp, and trying to determine what the Chrono Trigger of Chrono Trigger is.

This Week: We reach the second dragon! Next Week: We finished Disc 1!

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Chrono Cross Part 4 - Tummy Two-Tome Oct 12, 2020

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Finally, we catch up with Masamune, everyone's favorite zany fellas, except now they're a sword and it's depressing. Also discussed: Nikki is a quarter fish, Scandinavian UwU, the ramifications of Vegas, and how Lynx has broken every human law.

This Week: We fight Garai on the Isle of the Damned! Next Week: We reach the second dragon!

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Chrono Cross Part 3 - Ouch Water Oct 05, 2020

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We're back in the original timeline in Chrono Cross, but that doesn't stop things from getting real trippy and weird. We meet a frog dragon, there's a terrifying fairy genocide, recruit an oWo, and plunge into Fort Dragonia. Also: Jim debates Matthew on rip-off versus homage, we fill out our JRPG bingo cards, and we maybe even start enjoying this game.

This Week: We clear out Fort Dragonia! Next Week: We fight Garai on the Isle of the Damned! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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Chrono Cross Part 2 - THERE'S NO GIRLFRIENDS IN SPACE Sep 28, 2020

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In this episode, we get all exploded by time. Especially Jim. So much Jim. Have you ever heard Jim mad? You will today. Because Jim found out what happened to the Epoch.

This Week: We either get to the beach in the Original timeline, or recruit Glenn in the alternate timeline. Next Week: We clear out Fort Dragonia! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Thanks to RichaadEB for letting us use their cover of Scars of Time! Find Richaad on Youtube: youtube.com/richaadeb Twitter: @richaadEB Patreon: RichaadEB

Chrono Cross Part 1 - Poshul Is A Human Man In A Suit Pretending To Be A Dog Sep 21, 2020

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We start everyone's favorite sequel to Chrono Trigger: Chrono Cross! Finally we catch up with our favourite pals, Chrono, Lucca, Frog, Robo, and see what they're doing, right? Right? After a while? We assume this is some kind of Final Fantasy XII start with temporary characters before switching to your favorites. Also: Johnny ruminates on a Bolero jacket, there's way too much PUBG talk, Kid falls out of a regional Christmas Carol performance, and Vanessa is very excited about a Sliders scenario.

This Week: We get to Termina in Chrono Cross! Next Week: We either get to the beach in the Original timeline, or recruit Glenn in the alternate timeline.

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Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 5 - What You Gotta Do When You Got That Wet Ass Puzzle Sep 14, 2020

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VANESSA DOESN'T KNOW WHO CAPTAIN TOAD THE TREASURE TRACKER IS AND THAT IS INSANE. Also this week, as we finish Nintendo's Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story on 3DS, we talk about Luigi's glistening mustache, peeling down your Karibo, inflation, and finally Matthew locks Sam Elliott outside. This Week: We finish the game! Next Week: We get to Termina in Chrono Cross! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

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Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 4 - Do You Know What Bungeon is Short For? Sep 07, 2020

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Kuzzle. *teehee* In this chunker of Bowser's Inside Story, Vanessa makes a shocking discovery: no one was exaggerating Luigi's treatment by the saucy Wisdurm. Also this chunker: Bowser learns to Body Slam, Mario finds a Star Cure, and finally, finally we see what's inside Bowser's Brain. This Week: We enter Bowser's BRAIN! Next Week: We finish the game! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 3 - Sam Elliott Explains Tickle Consent Aug 31, 2020

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Either Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman shows up as well in this star-studded episode of Square Roots! We continue with Nintendo's Bowser's Inside Story and stumble over Jesse's Girl 2, fail a whole bunch of minigames, find a kink Johnny doesn't want to talk about, Bowserimi Battles the Tower Robot, and we realize that this used to be a family podcast. This Week: We defeat the Tower of Yikk! Next Week: We enter Bowser's BRAIN! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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