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Tales of Vesperia Part 7 - Wonton Violence Dec 06, 2021

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Oops! It's all Sephiroths when we try to figure out just who will be the big bad of this chunker. Will it be the white haired Sephiroth with the magical sword? Or the other white haired Sephiroth with a magical sword? Or will it be that one guy who looks like Ginger Spice? There's some apocalyptic action as we dive through this penultimate chunker! Also this week:

Johnny & Vanessa Breakout Episode: Oops All Bad Games
Aloysius, Frank Miller, and Dinosaur
Entelexeia Cellphone
Julia Louise-Dryfus's Apartment in Troll
LeTrack, Campbell Soup and Sparnod
The Gender Buffet

This Week: We finish Zaude! Next Week: We finish the game!

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Tales of Vesperia Part 6 - Teen Wolfhard Nov 29, 2021

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Alright, let's start off by saying I'm sorry for derailing this episode with increasingly cursed and horny acrostics. I made a mistake, and I'm sorry. Please put your little ones to bed before playing this episode. Also, things start getting dramatic on this spicy talkthrough of Namco's Tales of Vesperia. Betrayal! Twists! A bad guy is revealed! Also this week: - Estelle's Hamster Ball - Zap! It's News Time! - Cowboy Beep Boop - Hey, So What Happened Next? - There's A Bell Up On A Dais - Everyone Is Into Vincent D'onofrio!

This Week: We... at least get to the Heracles, I'm not sure Next Week: We finish Zaude!

Tales of Vesperia Part 5 - S-Step Yuri? Nov 22, 2021

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Will Yuri's trail of murder ever end? With an additional body count of two it doesn't seem to be stopping. Do we like his dark turn? Will Estelle stop murdering magical creatures? Will Karol stop complaining? (Jk jk we love Karol) Find out on this big ol' episode! Also this week: - Repede is my Hat Now - Pigeon Milk - Yuri's Hate Crimes - Don Whitehorse's Failson - A Reverse Whale Argument

This Week: Arrival at Phaeroh's Crag! Next Week: We finish the Heracles! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Tales of Vesperia Part 4 - Hee Hee Hoo Haw Is German Nov 15, 2021

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It's a rare Johnnyless episode as Vanessa, Jim and Matthew tackle this darker middle chapter of Tales of Vesperia. Yuri takes a dark turn, you learn even more about the guilds and the gang stars a whole new one - Brave Vesperia! Also this week: - Yet Another Ghost Ship - You Don't Marry a Magician - Punisher Yuri - Where's the Body? - KAROL SEDUCES A GUARD - Is Jim a Bootlicker? This Week: We get to the desert?! Next Week: Arrival at Phaeroh's Crag?! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Tales of Vesperia Part 3 - Cut That Nov 08, 2021

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Things happen this episode. Vast political movements. Intriegue. Subterfuge. Swapped letters. And we have a tenuous grasp of all of it as Tales of Vesperia's plot starts to really get going. I mean, we're still not even sure how to pronounce "Ragou". Also this week: - Dump Cake - Vanessa's Shocking Level Up - Too Many Sephiroths - Johnny is Distracted By A Broad Chest - No One Wants To Hold Out For A Heroic Mail Delivery

This Week: Yuri flies away!? Next Week: We get to the desert?! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Tales of Vesperia Part 2 - Yakety Sucks Nov 01, 2021

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Let's just get this out of the way: we can't sing Yakety Sax. No matter who tries, we're just terrible at it. I'm not sure why this is an important part of this episode of Square Roots or what it has to do with Namco's Tales of Vesperia, but that's just the way it is. Also this week: - Inn-teresting - Talkin' About Blastia - The automaton's giant stone wiener - A sudden Matthew appearance - That's Cumore! - More Hot Gaming News - Gene "Wonderchef" Parmesan

This Week: Our boat sinks!? Next Week: Yuri flies away!? Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Tales of Vesperia Part 1 - The Jerpig Pen Oct 25, 2021

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It's Halloween down at the Square Roots house, so we're playing the spooooooky classic JRPG, or Jerpig, Namco's Tales of Vesperia! It's like a cozy comfy blanket of JRPG comfort food, and we enjoy it. So when we're not debating Yuri's hair colour, we guide the party from a splurging fountain to a magical tree town that does NOT explode.

Also this week: - Catchphrases - The Great Pumpkin Deposition - Less Than Jokes - The Cosmic Horror of Baby Fresh Eyes - Matthew Makes Us Feel Bad - The Hottest Gaming News

This Week: We save the tree in Halure! Next Week: Our boat sinks!?

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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 6 - She Sells See Shors Oct 18, 2021

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This week on Square Roots we blaze through the ending of the main questline like a dragon spewing fire! So much blazing! We defeat Alduin, and then things are... happy? Maybe? Also Grunk, Rimjob and Presto get Animal House end title cards. What would Gojira's end title card be? Consumed by Alduin? Also this week: - What Happens When We Don't Heckle Jim - A Spooky Fair - Click Click Blam - Guest Host Ira Glass - Spicy Tuna Cakes - Making a Bad Dragon Mould - Drauger Karens - Hakon Sprinklerhead

This Week: We finish Skyrim! Next Week: We save the tree in Halure in Tales of Vesperia! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 5 - In the Back of Jim's Dragula! Oct 11, 2021

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Oh shit! Square Roots has a beach episode! But, sadly, it's the kind of beach episode where all your favourites go on vacation! That's right: you got RimJob becoming a werewolf, Presto Kazaam meets up with her past self, and Johnny becomes a real Prince of Thieves.

Also this week: - Delita is a Fvckboy - Regretting Just Playing Dragonball - Vanessa Murders Her First Wife - "He IS the Daedric Prince of Madness!" - Or is he the Daedric Prince of Great Prices? - Sexy Robot Kazoo Whistles

This Week: Our Skyrim characters go on a holiday from the main quest! Next Week: We finish Skyrim!

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 4 - Ray Romano's In the Mouth of Madness Oct 04, 2021

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We're gonna be honest here: this is either going to be a really long chunker for you or a really short chunker depending on whether or not you choose a side or choose that delicious, delicious third option. But you wouldn't skip all these questlines that Bethesda worked so hard on, would you? Also this week: - Muscle Garfield - Alduin, World Tooter - Vanessa's Letter to Bethesda - Why Boys Not Hot? - We Are All Master Negotiators

This Week: We either pick a side or negotiate a truce in Season Unending! Next Week: Our Skyrim characters go on a holiday from the main quest! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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