Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Lunar: Silver Star Part 6 - Downtown Brown Aug 21, 2023

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Square Roots - Episode 377

UPDATE: Johnny's computer got dead enough that it is being fixed by the Geek Squad! Yay! On this Jimless episode of Square Roots Johnny, Vanessa and Matthew get frequently derailed by asides to the point where they forget what they're supposed to be doing, but what they're doing is recording the penultimate episode of our book club style playthrough of Lunar! That's right, there's every kind of reveal. Was Matthew correct?

Also:

- Johnny and Vanessa Fail Astronomy - Big Polyamory Is Killing Mom and Pop Cuck Chair Shops - Johnny Eats A Cookie - Black Lipstick Equals Evil

- Kate Bush's Hit "How Can You Be Dying When You're Standing Next To A Grave" - Is Flat A Shape?

This Week: We defeat Royce in [REDACTED]'s Fortress

Next Week: We finish Lunar!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

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Lunar: Silver Star Part 5 - Peenomorph Aug 14, 2023

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Square Roots - Episode 376 It's a Jim Edit, so you know what that means: NOTHING GETS CUT OUT. This is Square Roots the way THE MAN won't let us do it: RAW and UNCUT. No one's diffusing these TRUTH BOMBS as we play through a seemingly uncontroversial chunk of Game Arts's pleasant RPG Lunar: The Silver Star. In this chunk we're heading through a couple of lost woods, talking to a dragon who may already be dead, engaging in tricky relationship dilemmas, and experiencing the taste of betrayal once again. Also: - Go-Go Dancer #3 Is An Ex of Mine - Boat Dracula! - Jim Doesn't Accept Your Pity - Tempestt & Bledsoe - What Is Sex If Not A Fight In Bed? - No I Didn't Think He Was Not Coming Back

This Week: Defeat the Magic Masher in Ruid! Next Week: We defeat Xenobia in [REDACTED]'s Fortress

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Lunar: Silver Star Part 4 - I Would Simply Say No Thank You Aug 07, 2023

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Square Roots - Episode 375 Oh boy! We get to meet so many dragons, and yet... not in time? Yeah, we get a lot of very brief dragon encounters, but not the Bad Dragon kind, in this chunker of Game Arts's Lunar. Sadly no Matthew's game because we were on a tight time schedule. Also: - A Campaign of Terror Against My Friends and Family - I Was A Drunk Six Year Old - The Secret Origin of Duran Duran's A View To A Kill - We Don't Like Slapping Music - He Smiled To Make Vanessa Melt - You Gotta Tag Your Porn

This Week: Reach the top of.Myght's Tower! Next Week: Defeat the Magic Masher in Ruid!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

This is Squoopardy! Jul 31, 2023

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We're running a bonus episode from last year as a confluence of events stopped us from recording, so please: enjoy a Johnny's Stupid Game from 2022!

Squoopardy is the hottest new game show craze! Play along with our hosts in the bonus episode using these three boards:

Squoopardy: https://jeopardylabs.com/play/squoopardy

Double Squoopardy: https://jeopardylabs.com/play/double-squoopardy

Final Squoopardy: https://jeopardylabs.com/play/final-squoopardy

Lunar: Silver Star Part 3 - Justin Fied Jul 24, 2023

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Square Roots - Episode 374 Are you ready for an action packed episode of Lunar: Silver Star Something? Oh boy. So much happens on this episode of Square Roots, from double betrayals in the game to Matthew's Stupid Game finding its special groove. So join us on a Bromide packed journey! Also: - We Pitch "The Jewell Thief" - Jem Wasn't Outrageous - The Beach Is The Best M Night Shyamalan Movie Of The Past 20 Years (Derogatory) - Lunar Non-Pervy Run Challenge Level: Impossible - Mascot Nathan Drake - Yeah Winnie the Pooh is Stuck in That Hole

This Week: We return the blueprints or blue prince in Iluk! Next Week: Defeat the Shadow Spectre in Talon Mine!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Lunar: Silver Star Part 2 - Frot With Peril Jul 17, 2023

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Square Roots - Episode 373 MORE DIAL OF DESTINY SPOILERS AT 25:10! *SORRY* We all get seduced by an elf man with some kind of lyre in this deeply erotic episode of Square Roots. We're looking at the second chunker of Lunar: Silver Star where we find pornography in Vane's magic library, meet Austin Powers, and become landlords.

Also: - Star Wars Courtroom Drama - Woiked for the Weapers - Wolverine, the Twink With the Claws - That's What Working Designs Does - The Translator Was Very Hungry

This Week: We defeat the Faux Dragonmaster in Lann! Next Week: We return the blueprints or blue prince in Iluk!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Lunar: Silver Star Part 1 - If You Open Them There's Bees Jul 10, 2023

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Square Roots - Episode 372 Alright, it's back to real retro RPGs now! And we've got Game Arts's Lunar: Silver Star. Or Silver Star Story. Or Silver Star Complete. Or Silver Star Harmony? Or Silver Star Touch? It's complicated and we don't totally understand. Also:

- Matthew's Game 1, Everybody Else 0 - The Father Looks Like *REDACTED* - Johnny Loves His Frame Rates - 90s Waynes World Speak - The Job of Women is to Ruin Men's Fun - They're All In Love With Dyne And They're Doing It In Texas

This Week: We reach Meribia in Lunar! Next Week: We defeat the Ultragoyles!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 7 - Ramsay Is Out, We're Into Mermaids Now Jul 03, 2023

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Square Roots - Episode 371 We plow through another gazillion hours of games (if you're Canadian, 2.5 hours if you're Jim) as we finish Final Fantasy 7 Remake and the Intermission DLC. There's a lot to go through, like Matthew and Vanessa hating the swirling tornado of fate, Johnny and Jim on team defendy, and a zooming close up on a pom. Also:

- Guess Whodo? - Johnny Flubs His Game Again - The Metaverse Is So Hot Right Now - A Sexy Stocking Bomb - Jim's Amazing Prank - Final Fantasy Gets Kingdom Heartsy

This Week: We finish Final Fantasy 7 Remake AND Intermission! Next Week: We reach Meriba in Lunar!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 6 - I've Looked At Cloud From Both Sides Now Jun 26, 2023

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Square Roots - Episode 370 Johnny's back and has two weeks pent up of his usual Scary Movie / Family Guy style reference humour. The other hosts grudgingly tolerate it. But it's a great chunk of the game, cut a little short because it turned out to be super long. We've got the sneaky climb up Shinra tower, office politics, a bored mayor, our first chunk of Jenova, a pointless dungeon, and so much lore to figure out. Also:

- The Most Boring Opening Tangent Ever, According to Jim - Johnny Flubs His Game - The Password is Force Field - Why Did You Do It, Alan Rickman? - The Mechanics of Cait Sith - Air Holes - Perfecting the Lord British Texan Accent - Butter Talk - And so much more!

This Week: We defeat Rufus! Next Week: We finish the main game AND the Intermission!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 5 - No One Cares About The Emperor's New Groove Jun 19, 2023

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Square Roots - Episode 369 It's a rare Johnnyless episode today but Vanessa, Jim and Matthew pick up the slack! That's right, Matthew has his own stupid game! Vanessa pushes along the quest log! Matthew licks Pringles! On this chunker of Final Fantasy 7 Remake: NOTHING HAPPENS, but somehow it takes 11 hours of game time. Also:

- Labe Flapping - Ramsay Can't Solve Alcoholism - It's Mako Town - The Hat Guy Fandom

This Week: We finish Chapter 15! Next Week: We finish the main game!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven

Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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