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Shoulder pads and sibling rivalry Nov 23, 2023

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Stoners, Tizzle is living her best life after meeting with one of the greatest Producers of all time, Denise Di Novi. She’s rocking a super cool businesswoman blazer too, which has your hosts discussing whether the blazer is ever going to go away. Thoughts? Tizzle is passionate about The Morning Show, so your hosts dive into the finale and how much this show deserves to be praised, but it’s not because it’s female-driven. Hello Hollywood, it’s 2024 ... get it together! They’ve got a great batch of Dear MTs that has them chatting High Design, sibling rivalry, advice for a young entrepreneur and a mom trying to fill time, plus honeymoon recommendations on a budget.

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If he’s in white denim, he's not the one Nov 16, 2023

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Daylight savings is depressing, y’all. Tizzle is in her feels about it symbolizing the end of summer as she wonders how many summers she has left. Brandi tries to pivot this pity party to talk about the reboot of Prison Break, but quickly changes gears to how holidays are a social construct and how you shouldn’t be forced to spend time fighting with your extended family. She then dives into some High Design and ponders what to do with a “thick daddy white beam” going through one of the rooms in her house as she tackles a painting project. (Well, hires someone to tackle it.) They then chat Off Limits before listening to your amazing Dear MTs, including messages from TWO MALE listeners. Who knew we had those? They chat breaking into Hollywood, work-life balance, fall fashion, and more! Tizzle’s tip of the day? If he’s in white denim, he’s not the one!

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Hey, watch the porcelain! Nov 09, 2023

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Brace yourselves Stoners, Brandi wants MT to carry this episode because her face hurts after getting a fresh set of veneers. She does manage to tell us about her most recent trip to New York, hitting the clubs in your 30s, and her killer Halloween costume, though. Tizzle is in an excellent mood and preaches about female empowerment and combating agism. She's the happiest and most confident she’s ever been! Your hosts talk about how wild it is that all these older men are marrying 20-year-olds, and speaking of literal children, Brandi is very upset with the main character’s choice of boy on The Summer I Turned Pretty. Dear MTs have them chatting high design, feeling behind in life, and managing money. Lastly and most importantly, Tizzle would like to retract some advice she offered last week after some tough love from Dom. Enjoy!

Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode:

Cozy Earth – Go to cozyearth.com for up to 35% off site wide when you use the code “STONED”

Mood – Try MOOD’s new THCa flower today! And for 20% off your first order and a FREE gram of THCa flower, go to hellomood.com and use promo code SWS

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Men are garbage!! Nov 02, 2023

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Buckle in y’all; it’s time for a wake n’ bake! Your hosts are recording at 9:30am but that doesn’t stop Tizzle from having “the pot” and a Celsius in her hand. Also, PSA that we (MT) had some serious audio issues this week, so please forgive the chaos. You have to admit, it’s very on-brand though. Brandi is hooked on The Summer I Turned Pretty even though it’s for 15-year-olds and Tish shares a hilariously unfortunate situation she was in when meeting Kevin Costner (Kev for short, because they’re besties). Ya’ll called in with some amazing Dear MTs that allow Brandi to talk about her favorite topic: men being trash. Plus, we’ve got some High Design and advice on what to do if your partner doesn’t like it when you smoke!

Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode:

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Mood – Try MOOD’s new THCa flower today! And for 20% off your first order and a FREE gram of THCa flower, go to hellomood.com and use promo code SWS

Lume – Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code STONED at lumepodcast.com! #lumepod

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Too Country to Function Oct 26, 2023

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PSA Stoners, Tish is fine; anxiety is just hard sometimes! Everyone and their mother have been reaching out, but Tizzle is a-okay now! She’s excited to share some Hopetown updates before they dive into Off-limits. Dear MT has them chatting about having a close bond with your children (including scarring Brandi about never having sex ever in her life), finding a new place to put down some roots, and anxiety around breast reductions, which was a life-changing decision for MT that she can’t recommend enough. Tish then chats about her new chair and copy of Nashville Wives. Stay tuned for Nashville Wives: The True Story, coming… one day. Maybe. Bye!

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This is as serious as it gets Oct 19, 2023

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Brandi is trying to get MT to be serious, but she needs to check her expectations and the title of this podcast. Sorry, she’s stoned, and this is as serious as it gets! Your hosts kick off the convo with some fashion trends that are making a reappearance (like all good things do) and Tish learns that Brandi doesn’t have an assistant. Brandi is getting ready to show some horses for the next few weeks and will be inaccessible in that vortex if anyone is trying to reach out. Ya’ll Stoners do not disappoint with the Dear MTs and have the gals dishing out boy advice, High Design suggestions, and advice for first-time moms. Tish’s advice? Get stoned before starting the homework…it will be a more enjoyable experience for everyone involved!

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Let’s have some therapy, shall we? Oct 12, 2023

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MT needs some cheering up and Brandi is just the girl to do it. Real talk, Stoners: today is a bad anxiety day. Brandi offers up some sage advice from her 36 years about being in control of your own happiness. Your hosts then pivot to a more positive note of TV shows they’re crushing and recent self-care appointments, including Brandi’s first ever trip to the dermatologist! Dear MT has them chatting high design and self-help books before Baked Goods has them debating toothbrushes. They end where they started, with Tizzle on the struggle bus and Brandi offering up a metaphor about bridges to cheer her up. But you know what? Sometimes you just need a good cry, and that’s okay. We love ya, Stoners!

Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode:

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High Design Home Refresh Oct 05, 2023

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High Design fans: this one’s for you. Your hosts have both been in the cleaning and home refresh spirit, deciding that a fall cleaning is actually much better than a spring cleaning. Brandi has many High Design questions for her mom as she wants her whole house to feel like you could be either inside or outside at any moment. Tish also has many plans, but unfortunately has been stuck watching way too much Virgin River. So bad... but so good! Your hosts then chat Golden Bachelor and Bach Nation weddings, then check in with y’all! Dear MT has them chatting incense, LA recommendations, career changes, and how all Tish wants is to be a Rockette (this week). Lastly, Brandi reads some way-to-accurate Costar astrology statements!

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Happy Wife Happy Life Sep 28, 2023

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Everyone, grab your chocolate and your Stanleys; we’re tackling this ep with the munchies. The water bottle that has taken over the world is now one of Tish’s favorite things (opps, wrong show) ... Your hosts both just got back from weddings with plenty to gush about! Brandi then talks about her recent experience with wild horses and highlights the terrible methods being used to round them up. Speaking of country, Brandi has Tizzle hooked on the corniest show of all time, Virgin River. Plus, a caller has a High Design question about merging furniture with a partner, and Dear MT has them talking psychics, wedding centrepieces, and which unreleased Miley song Tish walked down the aisle to…

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I’m fine, we’re fine! Sep 21, 2023

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Today Tish joins the pod with a very important question: does Brandi remember her childhood? Because Tish does not remember anything more than 20 years ago. Brandi has a select few memories, including her parents showing up on a motorcycle and the whole class going outside to watch, and a boy helping her with her dress then going to laugh with all his friends—the beginning of her trust issues with men. Tish wants to talk about a very old Off Limits once again, then they dive into more Ultimatum talk, because this is now an Ultimatum recap pod, remember? Y’all sent in a bunch of great Dear MTs which have your hosts chatting advice for turning 30, getting into old hobbies, public speaking nerves, and housewarming ideas for in-laws. They wrap up with some High Design because Tish has found the perfect ottoman for her home. Check out our socials to see!

Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode:

Lume – Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code STONED at lumedeodorant.com ! #lumepod

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Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show. Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER!

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