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Land of the Postmates, Home of the Amazon Prime Jul 06, 2023

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Tish and Brandi are back in America and one of them couldn't be happier to finally place some online orders... we will let you guess which! That same host believes that once you’ve seen one castle, you’ve seen em all! Maybe opposites don’t attract in dating, but they sure can in mother-daughter relationships. The two talk about their July 4th plans, some of their favorite current paint colors, and then dive into Dear MT because the Stoners really came through this week with the Q’s. They’re giving advice to a budding entrepreneur and sharing how to stay (kind of) productive while stoned. Plus, Brandi has plenty of travel recs which makes Tish ask a very legitimate question: How did she give birth to this adventurer!? Then, they’re revealing which members of them fam are and are not lizard people or illuminati members. Make sure to call in with your favorite conspiracy theories and some tips for Tish to finally drink some water, because she needs it if she’s manifesting living to the year 3000.

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Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show. Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER!

Pasta Bianco, please! Jun 29, 2023

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Live from Rome, your hosts give a full rundown of their Italian adventures. They dish on what to order, where to visit, and the key to combating jet lag. Brandi had to leave and DJ a festival in Michigan, which officially ranks as one of her top festivals despite having to shelter in place from a storm. We also learn that she loves a hot cop. Your hosts share their 4th of July plans, what’s on Tizzle’s global entry file, and what pepperoni actually is... Also, Tish has been suffering from weed withdrawal and can’t wait to get back on her Pomerlo, Starbucks, and smoothies. Ciao, Italy!

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Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show. Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER!

You can’t take the money with ya Jun 22, 2023

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Tish is free as a bird flying high and Brandi is cranky and exhausted as can be, which makes for, well... just another episode of Sorry We’re Stoned. Tish had a great night hanging with Brandi’s friends, enjoying some quality time before their big trip to Italy! Tish wants everyone to know that her cranky daughter's potty mouth did not come from her. In fact, the cranky didn’t come from her either. Tish is a ray of sunshine unless a person of authority is telling her what to do. Your hosts talk about the overstock struggles that come with auto-shipments, making a cat tree look chic (spoiler alert: not possible) and dealing with narcissists. Brandi is barely holding on to this ship and suggests Dom take the wheel next week, so you’ll just have to stay tuned to see who’s on the mic…

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Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show. Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER!

Struggle bus, population: Tizzle Jun 15, 2023

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Welcome back to the struggle bus, population: Tizzle. Once we get MT settled and sorted, she fills Brandi in on how busy she is and how much she misses Dom. Brandi reminds her that she’s not that busy she is just running errands like the rest of the country, but Tizzle begs to differ. The two discuss their upcoming travel plans to meet up with Dom in Italy, and they have lots of Off Limits to chat about. Tish wants everyone to know she’s still very much on the Paul McDonald train, and she shares the sweetest story of him writing a song she inspired. A Dear MT x High Design question has them chatting limewash walls, and Brandi has a bone to pick with the hidden folders on Instagram. Lastly, we’ve got a stacked Baked Goods: Travel Edition for ya’ll!

Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show. Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER!

Shania, Silo, and Jayne LA Jun 08, 2023

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Miley came in like a wrecking ball and said enough was enough with Tizzle’s messy home. Tish explains that she doesn’t have time to clean her house anymore because she’s busy being madly in love. She also talks about her awesome night at the Shania concert. Your hosts tackle a few Dear MTs and offer advice on housewarming gifts, if college is worth it, and overcoming guilt from your mother about moving away (did Brandi send in that question?!) Then, your hosts are joined by Bridget, the founder of cannabis health and wellness company, Jayne LA. Bridget shares the backstory of the company, how she got into the business, and the reality of the industry. She talks about coming up with the name and branding, and she and Tish bond over how weed changed their lives.

Be sure to follow @jayne.la and visit jayne.la

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SWS: Private Detectives Jun 01, 2023

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Tish has found her new favorite weed inspired by her idol, Pamela Anderson. Brandi is not a fan of MT on this weed, but that’s not going to stop her! The two dish on Brandi’s recent visit and all the fun things they got up to. Plus, Tizzle talks about Noah, who is just absolutely living her best life at the moment. Per usual, Brandi comes for MT's chaotic setup and her chaotic house that she needs to take better care of. They then listen to some Dear MTs and offer advice on moving to a new city, and dealing with your kids being bullied. A caller also lets Brandi know that she exposed an affair unknowingly on one of her IG stories, and Tish decides that it would be really fun to be a private investigator. Next week your hosts are welcoming some very special guests to the pod, so we’ll meet you back here: same time, same place. Love ya!

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Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show. Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER!

I am not a senior citizen May 18, 2023

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Why is everyone taking Ivermectin and Ozempic? We are not here for that y’all. Tish doesn’t even know if she believes in vitamins and supplements, apparently. And all those pharmaceutical commercials? Those have got to stop. Along with the “senior citizen over 55” ones...those are just rude. Tizzle’s birthday is coming up and even though she was adopted and can’t be certain of her age, we’re pretty sure she’s getting older. Brandi shares what she wants to do for her b-day which is also coming up, and the two talk about all the fun things there are to do in Nashville. They also chat merch ideas, and some Dear MT questions have them talking High Design. Mama Tish approves of Young Nikki’s new boyfriend and thinks he understands Noah in the same way Dom understands her. Speaking of love, they talk about when enough is enough and you need to cut ties, and Brandi argues that everyone always leaves anyway. Tish is not a fan of that attitude. They then wrap up with some baked goods!

Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show. Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER!

Tizzle's Engagement Speech May 11, 2023

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If you’ve been on Instagram lately, we’re sure you’re caught up…But in case you’re not, Tizzle has a rock on her ring finger! After keeping it private for a little while, she and Dom announced their engagement and Tish is overcome with emotion over the love and support she feels. She wishes she was a big old star and could give her speech to the world. Instead, y’all get the speech. Brandi also has a speech about how flying and people at the airport suck. But she had fun at Stagecoach, so that’s nice. Your Dear MTs have them talking High Design: bathroom edition, thoughts on matching tattoos with your partner, and the first time Tish really felt proud of herself in business. Lastly, Tish wants some ideas for a show we can all watch together. Let us know!

Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show. Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER!

Mommy Knows Best May 04, 2023

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Tish tried to get her California license this morning (about time), but it was an online test that she couldn’t get to work so she got stressed and got high and joins Brandi a little out of it. Her brain cells aren’t brain-celling today, but that’s okay, because that’s kind of how we roll. A Stoner asks for tips on managing her boyfriend's career—a perfect question for Tish, who likes to manage everyone and is always right. Another Stoner gets your hosts talking High Design, and they share what they got up to on 4/20. Plus, they chat tennis, the show Beef, weddings, ear seeds, and dog training in an effort to sober Tizzle up for her big meeting today. Enjoy!

Thanks to our awesome sponsor for making this episode possible:

Athletic Greens — Go to athleticgreens.com/STONED for a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase

Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show. Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER!

Live by the rules of MT Apr 27, 2023

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Brandi is dying to know what it’s like not to bleed from your vagina once a month, and Tish is happy to report that it is excellent. MT also says she’s the happiest she’s been in her whole life, so we are off to a really great start this week folks. Your hosts chat about Star and Tish’s hormones, and Brandi explains how she basically slept in a barn the past few nights because Ever had colic. MT has lots to say about Love is Blind, and talks about another project Queen Reese snagged up before her that she’s absolutely loving. We’ve got some great Dear MTs this week that get your hosts talking about paranormal activity, travelling solo, and Tish writing a book. Plus, we hear from a caller in Kauai who spots a whale live on air! Aloha!

Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show. Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER!

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