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Manifesting & Men with Marta Pozzan Feb 22, 2024

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This week your hosts are joined by one of Brandi’s best and longest friends, actress Marta Pozzan. Marta shares her story of moving to LA from a small town in Italy and trying to break into the industry, and Tizzle is absolutely in awe of her independence. She shares what helped get her through the harder moments, and the three get into the power of manifestation. They listen to some Dear MTs that have them chatting Hawaiian Islands and being “picky” with dating, before diving into age-gap relationships as Marta dishes on the 10-year difference between her and her partner. Lastly, they introduce “Cannabis Confessions” where guests talk about the first time they got high before ending the episode with a juicy game of Truth or Toke.

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Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show! Keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @tishcyruspurcell, @brandicyrus and @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER or email videos/photos with your questions to sorrywerestoned1@gmail.com!

Puff Puff Pass the Grammy Feb 15, 2024

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She can buy herself flowers and get her own dang Grammy! This week, your hosts gush over MC and share how freakin’ excited they are to see her shine. Mama T and Brandi do a full Grammy recap, from fashion to celeb encounters, before diving into High Design and Dear MT. As always, fan-favorite Truth or Toke has them spilling all the tea, from strangest thing that Tizzle has asked her assistant to do (God bless her), to the time she almost got kicked off a flight. Hope you enjoy, Stoners!

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Records and Reefers Feb 08, 2024

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Tizzle may not get a Records and Reefers segment, but she did get a whole music episode! Join your hosts for a pre-Grammy party as they reminisce on past Grammys, fave outfits, and stand-out stories. Plus, your hosts share their fan-girl moments, including the time Lana Del Rey was on their flight and Miley begged Tish not to go up to her. They play a very special edition of Off-Limits, shouting out past, present, and future records they love. Your Dear MTs have them chatting all about if Brandi compares herself to Miley’s success, Tish's menopause, and High Design. Plus, another round of Truth or Toke has them spilling all the tea, from Brandi’s latest lie to the weirdest thing about their family.

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I'm not sorry, really Feb 01, 2024

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Let’s play a game: how far into the episode do you think Tish can get without another Dom segment? You’ll have to stay tuned for the answer. On the topic of love, your hosts discuss how it’s better to fall in love later when you’re more mature, anyway. Tizzle shares some wise words from Dr. Amen before diving into a new segment, Joint Investigations, where she shares the true crime story that has her hooked at the moment. The duo then play truth or toke, spilling all the tea including the weirdest place Brandi’s gone to the bathroom and Tish's favorite child. We check in with the Stoners in the Dear MT segment, share some Baked Goods, and introduce another new segment that may or may not be here to stay — Tish’s Highdeas... get it?!

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New Year, New Vodcast! Jan 25, 2024

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For 2024 Tish said she was going to cut back on smoking, and Brandi wants to really lean into manifestation. Tizzle gets on her soapbox and shares a lovely reminder: "the more you stomp in shit, the more it stinks!". On that note, we need your opinion! Should we call this segment Tish's Soap Box or Mom-tra? Let us know! Your hosts play an oh-so-fun game of truth or drag/drink where they ask some juicy questions and some shocking truths are revealed, including what item Tish stole, the most annoying member of the family, and deets on Tish's first time. They also answer your caller questions and give their take on Barbie botox and a Stoner's cute Hinge profile!

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We've got big news, Stoners Jan 18, 2024

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Well, Stoners, we’ve got some news. Some freakin’ big news. But before we give that away just yet, Tish tells us about her experience with anxiety lately and the absolute wormhole she went down on Instagram about regulating her nervous system. She also shares some kitchen trends she’s been absolutely LOVING and that she may or may not be painting all of her cabinets a new color. They both share their Off-Limits and recap some shows they’ve been loving lately, including The Bear, before diving into how the Golden Globes categories make absolutely no sense. Answering your Dear MT’s, they share their Ins and Outs for 2024, how to navigate cutting off one-sided friendships, and more! Hold onto your seats, because here comes the grand finale: drumroll, please! We're waving goodbye to the podcast and saying a big, bold HELLO to our vodcast! Yep, we're taking this show to the big screen. Buckle up, Stoners—we just levelled up.

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You do you, I’ll do me Jan 11, 2024

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How do you podcast? It’s been too long… sorry for the break, Stoners, but we promise we’ll make it up to you very soon with a special surprise. But anyway, HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Your hosts recap their holiday festivities before diving into some Off-Limits. Brandi realizes that she literally is Cameron Diaz from The Holiday and has discovered a new found appreciation for the movie. Your Dear MTs have your hosts chatting High Design, how to dodge family opinions, and Baked Goods. We’re back, baby, and we’ve got some wild things in store.

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Merry Tishmas with Olivia Caridi! Dec 14, 2023

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Tizzle has a drink and her Tishmas list in hand, so put on your holiday pants and get ready for some Christmas cheer! Tish, a rebel-at-heart, needs suggestions for her soap box segment where she rants. Also, Stoners, when you ask, we listen! We have Olivia Caridi on the pod to catch y’all up on what she’s been doing, including apartment hunting in New York (a nightmare) and dating in the big city (a nightmare). Tiz the damn season!! Lastly, we hear some of your Dear MTs and share advice on starting a podcast. Don’t forget, you can now send video versions of your Dear MTs, too! We’ll be back in two short weeks with a big surprise coming for y’all in the New Year! Merry Tishmas!!

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Tish Cyrus for President Dec 07, 2023

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False alarm everyone, Snoop didn’t actually stop smoking. It was all a PR stunt! Fake! Like everything else in the world. Speaking of fake, social media has ruined our lives and AI is going to take over all of our jobs. On another note, Tish thinks she would make a great actress so as long as AI doesn’t make that job obsolete maybe that’s in store for her. Your hosts recap their most favorite Thanksgiving ever, talk about Tish’s new guns (like from working out...) and give an update on Olivia. Dear MTs have them discussing everything from generational trauma to podcast recommendations and High Design.

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When people tell you who they are, believe ‘em Nov 30, 2023

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So, Snoop Dog decided to quit smoking? Major news here people and Tish has thoughts. Major news for Brandi as well, who got to cross an F1 DJ gig off her bucket list. Your hosts dive into some Off Limits and discuss The Crown before playing your Dear MTs which have them chatting High Design, getting Brandi to Vancouver, and if Tish has a medical marijuana card. Plus, they share the most valuable thing they learned this year and Tish decides her New Year’s resolution is to smoke less, exclusively for the sake of her lungs.

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