Slop Quest

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Slop Quest 110 Good Bye Penny Dec 22, 2025

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! The boys lament the loss of the American penny and speculate on how they can use the savings to pay for cool things. Ryan talks about his awesome hyper inflation is going to be because he’ll see signs at the grocery store with big numbers. This week the boys fantasize about how rich they’d be if they had invested in crypto early. They talk about having an eBay for sex tapes and nudes. The boys push legislation for disclosing whether or not your car is haunted then they start a pr firm that uses ghost sightings to bring housing prices down. Then they come up with the ultimate gender war tactic by turning all dudes gay and just hanging out with the boys.

Slop quest 109 Walker Texas Manslaughter Dec 15, 2025

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week the mind of Ryan O’Neill investigates a city council woman who committed manslaughter after being called a name. Andrew does a deep dive on The White Massai and the more we learn , the more it outrages O’Neill. This leads to a confession from O’Neill that he’s been secretly watching Sex And The City and the unhinged Psychopath behavior by the ladies leaves O’Neill speechless. This leads O’Neill to talk about a lady who didn’t bring enough oxygen to Mount Oxygen and tries to bum air off of everyone. Then Andy finds an old video that teaches wives how to enjoy football. Finally , Andy and Ryan create a new straight to video scheme based off Dorf Loves Golf where and tucks his arms into his t-shirt called “Wingman”.

Slop Quest 108 Cool Shades Omny Dec 08, 2025

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This episode O’Neill tests out his new sunglasses . Then he reveals the ancient prophecies of Baba Venya and tries to unravel her prescient mysteries. Andy finds a preacher from the 80’s who tries to prove that He-Man is the Antichrist. Then they talk about Diarhea related deleted scenes from Braveheart that will shock you. Then they talk about how to survive a knife attack with a lot of unwarranted confidence. Then Ryan debates the legality of marrying an Ai. Then Andy talks about his final wishes for when he’s an old man. Then Ryan berates Andy for eating a burrito in bed.

Slop Quest 107 Thanksgiving Toilet Blackout Dec 01, 2025

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Andy almost blackouts on the toilet. Then an old listener gets out of prison and is confused on what episode of the podcast we’re on. Ryan finds out that the Japanese are experimenting by filling butts with liquid oxygen. They speculate on the sports related applications of this brave new technology. Then they talk about america’s new nicotine obsession. Andy finds the earliest recorded jokes. Then Andy finds a giant tittied German chick online and rages when O’Neill says he doesn’t care. Then he tries to get Andy to restart Babes of Dongaria. They talk about horny Boomer comments on public profiles with all their real world information on it. Then O’Neill fantasizes about Andy being the only man in history to be sex trafficked. O’Neill brags about his “Connect 4” mind games that makes his wife second guess all her moves. This infuriates Andrew to the point that Dark Andy returns. Then O’Neill brags about how good he is at sheep sheering and how many alpaca items he has.

Slop Quest 106 The Most Terrifying Vacation Ever Nov 24, 2025

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week O’Neill recounts his harrowing adventures with Ari Shaffir in Peru. There’s so many twists and turns you’ll be on the edge of your toilet seat. Lives endangered, lives saved, drugs consumed and memories made.

Slop Quest 105 Award Squeezin’ Nov 17, 2025

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week Ryan prepares for leaving the country and the yellow fever treatment puts him on his ass. Andy’s daughter leaves a hilarious secret note in Ryan’s bathroom that makes Andy so proud but enrages O’Neill. Ryan opens up about the amount of people he knows who got abducted by aliens in Indiana. Then the boys debate whether or not they could bang an alien. Andy finds a chick whose whole face looks fake in a super scary way. On the Patreon side, O’Neill opens up about some dark and hilarious family ass whoopings.

Slop quest 104 Stab Your Ground Nov 10, 2025

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week Ryan reminisces about Indiana Stand Your Ground laws. The boys then talk about how SA on dudes is still considered fair game for online ding dongs. Andy tries to explain the different rules for felons getting an EDC by becoming history buffs. Then they pitch a movie about a guy with gynocomasteia with cannons in his tits. Then they debate the usefulness of pounding donkeys as O’Neill puts on his “world traveler” hat. Then they pitch the boys talk about what made Ryan so angry about Rocky V.

Slop Quest 103 GERD National Championships Nov 03, 2025

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This episode Ryan loses his voice at the same time as Andy. Ryan for mysterious reasons and Andy because of a massive onion based GERD attack. Andy has to paint a commission of Godzilla with boobs and a dong. Then they pitch the GERD National Championship where Andy faces off against Steve Ranazizi. Andy keeps getting slapped awake by the corner of his fitted sheet around 2 am every night. Then they come up with a plan to stop men from taking dick pics on the toilet with a new invention. Then Andy tries to whisper sweet nothings into his wife’s ear while he’s gerding. Then they pitch a History Chanel show “Decoding The Past: With Ryan O’Neill”. Andy gets sent to Fat Space Camp. Then Andy’s mom laments buying him a Starter Jacket.

Slop Quest 102 AI Threat Unleashed Oct 27, 2025

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Andy and Ryan talk about how in show animosity is hilarious but unsustainable. Then Ryan predicts which businesses are about to go out of business while Andy plays a trick on him. Then they talk about a Neil DeGrasse Tyson AI video that makes them question the future. There’s some rickshaw and John Henry talk. They talk about the new age of internet censorship that’s creeping into everything. Then O’Neill realizes he’s been directly affected by a data center stealing all his water. Then they float the idea of using doodie to cool server farms. Andy finally finds out about using French fry grease for diesel fuel. Then they pitch a Broadway musical where he blackmails Linn Emanuel Miranda to write a musical about him being addicted to fentanyl after his harrowing colonoscopy. Then O’Neill worries that his female optometrist is falling in love with him because of his beautiful baby grays. Then they give Pete Hegseth tips on comedy crowd work for his future speeches to generals and give him some advice on his material.

Slop Quest 101 Eat, Pray, Profit Off of Death Oct 20, 2025

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Andy has a crazy dream about O’Neill and John Little then they talk about the Tylenol controversy. Then Andy and Ryan talk about the church reframing the visual depictions of the Devil to get farmers to stop worshipping Pan. This leads them to change up Pan and give him a cool modern twist with fun new traditions. Then O’Neill gets converted to Christianity by the idea of a scarier new Satan who sprays people with Round Up. Then the boys talk about how lame public, staged proposals are. Then Andy finds out just how absolutely shitty the author of “Eat, Pray, Love” and when he reveals the details, O’Neill rages like never before.

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