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Episode 291: The Horse Meat Vigilante Mar 29, 2021

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O'Neill opens up telling the sad tale of a Russian MMA fighter being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Danish shares a listener email someone sent in that's similar to something we recently spoke about. Danish shares a fun fact about the spring break in Miami situation and then brings up Kylie Jenner (who doesn't love some good KJ talk?!?). Then, there's a long awaited Tommy Morris update! About damn time. What's he been up to? Oh, you know, just living the dream. After that, there's some brief sports current event and MMA talk. Danish details a dream baby Barb had where she accused him of nefarious behavior. That segues perfectly (it actually does) into some quick GSP talk. O'Neill then shares a story about a relative of his listening to the show in front of a friend and the friend's father (oh boy!). After that, we discuss the man, the myth, the legend...a guy who's been dubbed the Bruce Wayne of animals, aka the horse meat vigilante: Richard Cuoto! What a horser! This guy is like the Steven Seagal of the horse lover's world. After all the beautiful animal talk, we then talk about someone up for the parent/liar of the year award. This lady is a GEM! By the way, both this and the horse vigilante are both straight outta Florida, so you know they're power-packed. And that's all there is to this week's show! Sorry for yelling; I just got excited.

Episode 290: Pickle Pleasure Mar 22, 2021

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Ho there! Danish opens it up with a story about a canine. He also mentions a docuseries he saw called Murder Among the Mormons. O'Neill matches that and talks about a doc he saw about a "bully" who terrorizes a small town. We keep 'er moving and talk about the tale of a dude who got caught buck naked in public in a compromising position with a pickle. Sticking with food, we also discuss a lawsuit that involves the restaurant Panda Express. The allegations are pretty wild. There's a quick update about a show favorite and also a quick hitter about a Danish woman who doesn't want to shave her stache or unibrow anymore and thinks that's the ticket to finding true love. Then, we talk about a dude who's metal af, and he even proves it by turning his uncle's remains (bones) into a guitar. Rock on! Another cool dude we talk about stole a slide from a playground and attached it to his kid's bunk bed. We finish it up with some quick car talk.

Episode 289: Ohlaf Face Mar 15, 2021

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We start out the episode with a bear update via a listener email (we have a real bearer in our midst!). This is groundbreaking bear news! And a great tidbit you can throw out at your next dinner party (whether it's via Zoom or not). Staying on bears, we talk about the upcoming "cocaine bear" movie. Then, we briefly discuss censorship and all the recent warnings and cancellations. After that, we talk about a dude who got a little naughty with a stuffed animal in a Target. That leads us down many paths and has pondering a bunch of hypotheticals. Then, it's onto a quick update of a story we did a long back, about a doctor who sprinkled some cocaine on his genitals and killed an unsuspecting woman. After that, we have yet another Only Fans couple! The dude in this one is behind the camera, and he's real cocky about his lady and her magnetism. We then segue into some serious LOVE...Fieri family love. Hear Guy's tips for a long marriage and about when and how he started frosting his tips. That leads into a discussion of an article O'Neill found about a woman who takes her emotional support animal to skiing and motorcycle riding. We finish the show with a tale as old as time...a 24 year old running off with his baby mama's mama. And that's all she wrote for this week.

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Episode 288: Fake Snow! Mar 08, 2021

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O'Neill opens it up talking about his recent ski trip. He encountered a guy on the ski lift who was a real tudy Judy. Not to be outdone, Danish experienced some tude at the grocery store. Then, Danish shares something disgusting he witnessed in the park with his family. Then, there's an update from a recent story we reported on (yes, we're journalists!). After that, we talk about a mother who got on Only Fans, which rubbed some the wrong way. Danish has finally started watching Cobra Kai, so we discuss the show and world of Karate Kid. Following that, we discuss people who think the recent snow in Texas is fake. Speaking of Texas, there's a quick Brian Holtzman update/story. After that, we share a truly frightening story that took place in an outhouse. O'Neill caught some 1,000 Pound Sisters on TLC and shares his thoughts. After that, it's some odds and ends to wrap up the episode.

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Episode 287: Mexican Bologna Mar 01, 2021

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Danish starts it off this week by sharing an email he got from a listener. O'Neill takes the baton from there and tells a story about something that happened to him on a hike. Danish shares some news about Valparaiso University's mascot (O'Neill's from there...the place, not the University, in case you didn't know). Then, the gents discuss a new Netflix docuseries called Crime Scene: The Vanishing at Cecil Hotel. This leads us into talking about "web sleuths". After that, we talk about a much talked-about issue recently: Gorilla Glue. However, we don't talk about the woman who used it in her hair. We discuss a man who didn't believe Gorilla Glue was that strong, so he set out to do his own Gorilla Glue challenge (what an idiot!). Speaking of controversial topics: we delve into one next...Mexican bologna smuggling. Enough is enough! We finally address this HUGE problem. Danish breaks a 1000 Pound Sisters story (TLC hit show if you don't know what it is). After that, it's the classic story of bear conservationalists almost being mauled to death after releasing bears in Iraq. We end by talking about Dana White, Ariel Helwani, and Gina Carano. And that's episode 287 in a nutshell. Don't worry, the episode wasn't actually made with peanuts, so you can listen to it even if you have a nut allergy.

Episode 286: Duh-raffe Feb 22, 2021

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Howdy, folks. O'Neill leads it off by asking Danish if he happened to see the SNL bit that was allegedly taken from comedian, Ted Alexandro. Danish turns the tables like a DJ by asking O'Neill if he saw the host of that week's episode's mother talking trash to his bullies from camp about him hosting. Then, there's some much needed Georges St-Pierre discussion! He's excited, and we talk about what's got him so pumped. That leads us into a little MMA talk. We even mention Stockton's finest citizens. After that, we discuss a comedian who thought the word "giraffe" was "diraffe" until he was 23 years old. Any guesses on who it could be? That convo morphs into a brief discussion about HGH. We transition into a revenge plot that must be heard to be believed. It involves a disguise, a graveside visit, and dead animals. The show is really bobbing and weaving at this point, and we keep that furied pace going by discussing an orgy that took recently took place in France. After that, it's a topic that gets O'Neill's goat. It involves playing cards. From playing cards, we turn our attention to one of the most bizarre first day of work stories of all time. We end with some random news and notes from around the world of stand up comedy. And that's all she wrote for this week.

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Episode 285: The Hunting and the Gathering Feb 15, 2021

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Episode 285'er! Danish starts off talking about a little excursion he took with the fam. Then, it's on to modern hunter and gatherers living in Washington state! That leads us down many avenues of modern hunting and gathering. After that, we discuss the mysterious case of a Slovakian hero, who did something outlandish to help the police detain a thief. The show keeps moving and flowing, and Danish brings up The Confession Killer, a doc on Netflix. We then perfectly segue into a story in Australia, where a man was so preturbed with a "malfunctioning" product he bought at an adult store that he decided to take matters into his own hands (by going down there...to the store...this could be misconstrued in a bunch of different ways). That leads us into talking about "bogans" and track suits. Then, we talk about a garbageman who was fired in the UK for kung fu kicking a kid's snowman. Danish talks about a woman who got into it with LeBron James at an Atlanta Hawks game. We head to South America after that to talk about a lawyer who got caught with his pants down (literally and figuratively) during a Zoom court case. Danish asks O'Neill if he's heard about "Jewish space lasers". After that, we get into a Priest who thought exorcisms could help people with their political views. And that's this week's show, folks!

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Episode 284: Five Footer Feb 08, 2021

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For the first time in show history, stocks come up! O'Neill talks about the market and what went on with Gamestop. Danish shares a story about a man who commited the biggest forgotten password blunder of all time! That leads us into a topic we know next to nothing about: Bitcoin. After that, we move onto a story about Jon Jones, a Ring Cam, and some neighborhood kids. That propels us into some brief Connie Mac talk. The show continues with a little Larry King talk. Up next, it's a teacher/student relation alert! Hear one of the more bizarre legal strategies of all time in this case. We follow that up with a story about a racehorse who couldn't win races because of a certain handicap. After that, we head to Mexico for a racy phone video gone very, very wrong. We keep our passports out for a trip to China, where they're testing for Covid in an unusual manner. Attention all Shroomfesters: do NOT emulate the guy we talk about next. We close it out with a dude who got arrested for trying to free some horses. That's all she wrote!

Episode 283: The Gooper Feb 01, 2021

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Danish leads 'er off by setting the record straight about one of the most famous hip hop songs of all time, "The Message". O'Neill joins the party by setting the record straight about actoooooor, Ed O'Neill (aka Al Bundy...and no relation). Ryan heard an interview where Eddie boy brags about his fighting prowess. Apparently, he's a real street fighter like Ryu and Ken. Then, it's time for a real Debbie Downer convo about a show that SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED: the Lizzie Maguire reboot. What a travesty!!!!! Then, realizing the show needs something uplifting, Danish talks about a heartwarming video he saw on the internet. We also talk about the a true crime docu-series on Netflix: the Night Stalker. This takes us down a path of women sending letters (often times racy ones), professing their love to convicted murderers. After that, it's off to England, where a candle almost burned a home to the ground. This wasn't any ordinary candle! It was the Gwyneth Paltrow va-jay-jay candle!!!! Speaking of horrific smells, a listener writes in to confess to a crime of sauna passion. What about Australia? Settle down, mates. We head there next to discuss one man's bizarre year long crime spree. It ends in truly bizarro fashion. We end it by talking about a maniac who used to lurk at the Comedy Store.

Episode 282: John Dillermand Jan 25, 2021

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We start this one off with O'Neill talking about Japanese boxers not being allowed to have tattoos. Then, we thank some listeners for the hot new intro music they sent in. Danish talks about rumors that Chuck Norris was in DC at the Capitol recently. After that, we talk about the HBO documentary "Class Action Park". O'Neill talks about the Tiger Woods doc on Netflix as well. Then, we talk about some sad news, the passing of Jeff Scott, the long time pianist at the Comedy Store. We also talk about the passing from Hooks from Police Academy, which makes us think about an old coworker we had. Time for something uplifting! We talk about a new Danish children's show about a man with a large wiener. After spending a good amount of time (the necessary amount really), we move on and talk about Canadians calling 911 for all the wrong reasons. This convo made us reminisce about angry old women we used to have to deal with at our day job. Memories! We end with some solid GSP discourse.

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