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Episode 310: Woodstock 99 Aug 09, 2021

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Hey there, ho there, hi there. This episode starts off with some news about the show's fave comic. After that, Danish talks about seeing Snoop Dogg do some Olympic coverage for NBC. That leads into Danish talking about the Woodstock 99 documentary that's on HBO Max. It's a real doozy. That weekend made Fyre Festival look like a utopia. O'Neill discusses a show he watched on HBO Max as well, an animated show called Prince. After that, it's finally time for a Jean-Claude Van Damme update! Eat your obese heart out, Seagal. JCVD is a real man's man, and people still clamor to see him! After last week's shocking info about American Pickers, O'Neill drops a Frank Fritz bombshell! This situation is getting UGLY. And that wraps up another unbelievable episode.

Episode 309: Porked Up Aug 02, 2021

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Howdy to you and yours. This week, we open up with a little MMA talk. We talk about Connie McGregor and his latest antics. Danish reveals that Miesha Tate was breastfeeding all week before her recent fight while doing media obligations. That leads us into some (anti) Olympics talk. Hear about the breastfeeding controversy. Speaking of controversy, we discuss Simone Biles and even get into the "twisties". Who knew you'd get your gymnastics fix on this show?!? After that, Danish talks about an interesting experience he had a militant public pool. Hear all about the over the top lifeguards and how they were abusing their power. From there, we transition into some American Pickers talk. Mike Wolfe has a new lady, and Frank Fritz is on the outs?!? Woa! Explosive stuff. Back to Olympic talk: hear what one athlete blamed their positive PED test on. It's hog wild. Speaking of hog wild, we cover an article about a pilot who got out of control on a flight. O'Neill shares something bizarre he encountered on a recent flight. Then, we wrap it up with some odds and ends. And that's the show. Yesiree. 309, in the books!

Episode 308: Beach Cops Invasion (w/ Andrew DeWitt) Jul 26, 2021

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On this very special edition of the podcast, it's a Beach Cops infused episode of D+O. That's right; we're joined by none other than the third member of the Beach Cops podcast, Andrew DeWitt! We discuss all sorts of important issues and topics. For instance, we introduce the listeners to a Beach Cops topic: people getting stuck in donation bins. We really examine this problem and offer up ideas on how to prevent it. We also discuss snakes slithering through plumbing and ending up in your toilet. Speaking of toilets, Andrew tells us about his record-setting bathroom experience, and we accuse him of shenanigans. We even get into jazz musicians, and O'Neill makes up a cool new instrument, the trumpis. Also, we have some ideas on how to play awesome practical jokes on the TSA and an innovative idea that could just change the way people fly. Just like Beach Cops, this one gets wild and crazy but in the best of ways.

Episode 307: World's Tallest Horse Jul 19, 2021

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This one kicks off with a bang, as we discuss how America's Got Talent was able to land a HUGE contestant. After that, it's breaking American Pickers news, and it pertains to the show's alpha, Mike Wolfe. Danish talks about an audience member he encountered at the Comedy Store during his set. Her choice of clothing or lack therof certainly raised many questions. Then, it's a little MMA talk: we get into Connie McGregor's demise. We also cover his post fight antics and allegations. After that, it's a sad Making a Murderer update (a lot of TV talk on this episode). The bad news just keeps on comin'...we're sad to report that the world's tallest horse, Big Jake, has passed away. Please don't ask the date he passed because his owner does NOT want him remembered by a date, you insensitive ghouls. We somehow start discussing Cardi B and her daughter's expensive jewelry. O'Neill expresses his true feelings about the olympic games. We finish it up by talking about this and that and a little reality TV.

Episode 306: Iggy Kerrigan (w/ Eleanor Kerrigan, aka Iggy) Jul 12, 2021

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Once again, we're joined by Eleanor Kerrigan, aka Iggy, El-El Cool K, and Big E! She starts out by telling us about some exciting gigs she has in the near future and mentions how one is byoc (bring your own chairs). Hear how her brothers managed to mess this up the last time she was at this place. Also, hear about Eleanor's "clubbing" days, and about an encounter she allegedly had with a celebrity. Eleanor tells us about what it's like to go on the road with Brian Holtzman. There's the pressure of filming his Instagram videos, intense games of cornhole, and much, much more! There's a quick debate over whether Bill Cosby was a funny comic. That leads us into talking about Bill being released from prison. After that, Eleanor describes what it's like to go mattress shopping with the Dice man (OH!). And, she talks about how her family handled her break-up with the king of leathah (Uncle Dice!). Eleanor has a close encounter with her hero and love interest, Sly Stallone. We also learn something we didn't know about Eleanor and her family...they're like the Wu Tang Clan and have fifty nicknames each. Eleanor has some real doozies. The learning doesn't stop there because Eleanor teaches us some fun facts about Bruce Willis and tells us about how she angered a podcast host recently. We also find a little time to talk about one of our favorites from the Comedy Store. Here's a hint: "WEEEEEELL..." Eleanor is feelin' it lately and talks about the confidence she gained from being hit on by the "hot" homeless guy in her neighborhood. And, we get a call from one of Eleanor's 6 brothers and a few more Kerrigan family tales to boot.

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Episode 305: My Sharona (w/ Brian Holtzman) Jul 05, 2021

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Brian Holtzman joins us on this week's show, and he was in rare form! Hear about his wild karaoke nights in Austin, Texas and find out what sets him off about the local news! Is he into the Rolling Stones? You'll find out on this episode. Want to know what he was like when he worked as a dog catcher? Also on this episode. Does he randomly bark like a dog and break into song? Yeah, he does. Find out the secondhand advice he got from Doug Stanhope that really resonated with him. As always, it's a wild Holtzman ride, but it will have you laughing from beginning to end.

Episode 304: The Big Hammock in the Sky Jun 28, 2021

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O'Neill starts it off this week by commenting on the intro song we played and saying that Dave Chappelle loves to sing "Creep" by Radiohead. He once even heard him sing it twice in a row while doing karao-kay at the Comedy Store holiday party. That leads into a quick discussion of Mick Jagger and Dave Grohl's HIT song, "Eazy Sleazy". After that, there's some sad news. Hammock legend, John McAfee, who once big-timed the show by not coming on, has passed away. We talk about his legacy and various theories about his death. Then, Danish talks about his second bear sighting! Bears galore in his new area!!! Also, a random woman in a parking lot rooted for Danish's death (or serious injury). Hear what that's all about on THIS show. Meanwhile, some random pedestrian decided to tell O'Neill where to park his car. That segues nicely into a video someone sent us about two larger women who wanted diapers that made them feel more attractive to the opposite sex. We talk about Eleanor J. Kerrigan and Brian Holtzman being in Reno to perform together (separately but on the same show, don't get crazy). Then, we bring up something not many have talked about for some reason: former MMA champ, Anderson Silva, fighting a pro boxer (not like these youtuber fellas!). That leads us into talking about Big Earl's couch and old TV. After that, it's time to report on the Redneck Rave! It sounds like it was a WILD time. And then, it's time for another sports story! Hear what a Minister allegedly did to former Cubs player, Ben Zobrist. It's not very minister-ly. O'Neill talks about a story on minor league baseball players he saw on HBO's "Real Sports" (lot of sports talk this episode!). There's some Pokemon talk and some park talk, as Danish talks about bringing baby Barb to playgrounds. We finish off by talking about the greatest youtube star ever, Hasbulla! He's an international superstar. And, he owns a pet monkey!

Episode 303: Hasbulla-bulla Jun 21, 2021

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We start out episode 3 oh 3 by talking about the 2 oh 9's own, Nate Diaz. We discuss his most recent fight and a piece ESPN wrote about him. Then, it's a California teenager vs. a bear on a wall! Who reigns supreme? After that, we talk about how Bill Cosby refuses therapy, which would get him out of prison. Then, it's off to Russia to talk about Hasbulla, the Russian social media STAR, who also happens to own a pet monkey (and he looks like a child, despite being a teenager). Speaking of Russia, Stevie Seagal joined a Kremlin political party. He's as awesome a guy as ever! O'Neill talks about rewatching some episodes of Seagal's "reality" show, Lawman. We move from Seagal to an Austrian soldier, who got a tattoo on an unusual body part. And, it's not the nicest tattoo. In another case of man vs. beast, this time, a diver allegedly gets swallowed by a whale! We end by talking about the s-storm Chrissy Teigen has found herself in lately. And that's all she wrote!

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Episode 302: Streaking Roommate (w/ Kevin Biggins) Jun 14, 2021

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We're joined by Kevin Biggins, who's a comic and writer (Family Guy!). We've been writing a TOP SECRET project with him for six months, and this is the first time we met him in person. What a meeting it was! We discussed all sorts of titilating topics. We opened up talking about living in close proximity to your neighbors. We ask Kevin about his last name, and he shares some stories about it. There's also some bathroom etiquette conversation and stories. Kevin talks about his freshman year roommate and shared some interesting fun facts about him. He also shares a story about weeping from beauty in Hawaii. Kevin brings up phrases and words he doesn't like. He talks about how he got his job at Family Guy, and how he climbed the ladder to become a writer there. He even discusses how one renegade quit the gig. Kevin admits it wasn't always smooth sailing for him and gets into a story about how he was dumped in the 8th grade for being a prude. As a man who lives in Danish's original LA neighborhood, Kevin sees a lot of sights and sounds on the streets and tells us about a man he recently came across. It was a first meeting for the ages.

Episode 301: Big Earl's Back(side) (w/ Earl Skakel) Jun 07, 2021

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As the tite suggests, yes, Big Earl is back!!! And, he's better than before! For the first time in a LONG time, we get to hang out with none other than the Daddyman. We catch up and hit all the major topics you'd want us to with Big Earl: Varvatos pants, Sweet Cheeks, , Cameo, and run-ins with D+O listeners, etc. Does he have an axe to grind on this episode? Listen and find out for yourself. But spoiler alert, yes. Yes, he does. Who's it with? No spoiler alerts there. As always, it's a great episode when the Skake's in the building.

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