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Episode 330: Dillon the Naughty Pickle Jan 17, 2022

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Oh hello there. This episode, we come to you from the beautiful All Things Comedy Studio. If you so choose, you can watch the video of this episode on youtube. Or, you can listen to it. Audio, video, both, pick your poison! It's your party - you can cry if you want to. We open up by talking a little about Bob Saget's untimely passing. Danish tells a story about how a random person brought this subject up to him at a grocery store. After that, some SAINT pulled off a great prank in their local newspaper. Just classic newspaper tom foolery! From there, we move on to some Bol Bol news! About time, right?!? He has some alleged personal issues. Then, it's off to Indianapolis, where a gorgeous house with a VERY special feature is on the market. Who knows, maybe YOU will hear about this and buy it. If so, we'd like to come hang out. Tired of not getting any pickle news? Well, we got your back because this week we've got breaking pickle news, as it pertains to a wood bat baseball league and a risque mascot. We bring it home with some random mascot talk, Brian Holtzman info/news, and other random shiz.

Episode 329: Roy Boy Jan 10, 2022

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Danish starts the festivities by talking about how a woman sitting behind the bench at an NHL game shared an observation she had with an equipment manager. Spoiler: it has nothing to do with hockey - she was giving him a warning about his health. After that, Danish talks about how a former Comedy Store manager needs to capitalize and go on 90 Day Fiance. Sticking witjh 90 Day Fiance, Danish talks about a current castmates baby daddy (you gotta hear this!). O'Neill discusses a UFC fighter, who is apparently intentionally knocking out his sparring partners. He also shares his thoughts on the current season of Cobra Kai. Then, Danish switches gears and gives a MUCH needed update to a recent story: it's about the woman who was on 90 Day Fiance who started selling her farts in jars. Well, it turns out the business turned out to be not so great for her health. After that, there's discussion of an Indiana legend, Roy Boy Cooper from the Badlands! This guy is an original Tiger King type of dude. Hear how some residents of Oakland and San Francisco are trying to deter car thiefs (it's an unorthodox technique). There's some miscellaneous discussion to close the show about how "beautiful" LA has become, the vigilante group - the Guardian Angels, and even a little more Cobra Kai.

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Episode 328: Two for Flinching Jan 03, 2022

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Yello there. And we're back from our Christmas/New Year's break. Happy new year to you and yours. We hope this is a horser of a year for us all and the world at large. O'Neill starts the show talking about why we are recording via Zoom and talks about his recent trip to the great state of Tennessee. Did Paula Deen's restaurant live up to the hype? Listen and find out what the random woman he met thought about Paula Deenie's weenie's (hot dogs!). Danish talks about some interesting fashion he saw on a recent trip. This leads us down a path talking about authentic cowboys vs. people who just dress like cowboys because they're trying to be cool or get the rub off the real 'boys and 'girls out there. O'Neill details the sweet offer John Little recently gave him, and Danish talks about why John used to be called "the candy cane assassin". A recent DISTURBING video featuring Ari Shaffir and two dogs is discussed. If you seek out this video, viewer discretion is advised and keep in mind, NSFW or really anywhere. After that, we talk about someone who used to spend a lot of time at the Comedy Store, "the Great One". We talk about his unique fashion and how he left to become a trucker. There's some brief Cobra Kai discussion, and Danish shares an article he found detailing Marty Cove, the actor who plays Sensei John Kreese's, real life problems from playing the Kreese. Danish talks about a recent encounter he had with Brian Holtzman. There's a brief Holtzman update and talk of how he could be the greatest Craigslist success story of all time. There's also talk about why Holtzman is a fashion plate. There's some talk about Jake Paul saying he may already feel the effects of CTE. Then, we're off to England, where a woman, who used to be a man, has gotten into some trouble for various offenses (none of them are good!). One of them involves an Alsatian, aka, a German Shepherd. Wonder what Nate Diaz has been up to? Well, look no further, because we get into it. Hear how he made a "splash" at the Jake Paul fight. This is some real 209 Whole Foods shiz. We nitpick an article about an incident involving Chael Sonnen fighting some guy in a hotel. After that, it's off to Australia to discuss how one man foiled a 15 year old car thief. O'Neill relates to the tale and tells a story of something he experienced with well known dog lover, Ari Shaffir.

Episode 327: Camel Toes Dec 20, 2021

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The show starts out talking a little about the Bushman and a little about an open mic legend named Mickey. Both elusive enigmas who left their mark at the Comedy Store. Danish talks a little about the current season of 90 Day Fiance with some news and notes from that beautiful show. After that, it's a competition we had no idea existed...a camel competition in Dubai. It's for BIG prize money (seriously). Get a camel. It's the hot, new investment. Hear all about the seedy underbelly of the camel pageant world. Then, it's back to 90 Day Fiance. Apparently, a former cast member is selling her farts in jars online for big money. What a go-getter! We also talk about how John Little NEEDS to get on 90 Day Fiance. It's a no-brainer for John and TLC. Win-win for all. Let's make this happen in 2022! After that, it's a hot new Tik Tok trend: time travelers making videos to reveal things what will defintely happen. Speaking of things that will happen, a poor couple getting married had NO idea what they were in for when they were standing at the altar. It's a trifecta of bad omens! Then, we end the show strong with some miscellaneous convo. It's a solid way to end 2021.

Episode 326: Cat Nips Dec 13, 2021

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The show starts out with Danish telling a cautionary tale about the LA Zoo. Baby Barb found herself in quite the pickle there. After that, we give an update on a topic from last week's show. Someone wrote in talking about the street-whip scene in Hawaii (and no, we're not talking about cars). We then move on to a polygamist UFC fighter, and the tale of a polygamist with 150 kids! O'Neill brings up his frustration with something an actoooooooooor said recently. Finally, it's time to move on to this week's entree: the analysis of a woman who was said to have been breastfeeding her cat on a recent flight. This leads to many questions and a lot of pontificating. After that titillating conversation, Danish talks about a delivery driver he saw in a nice whip (this time, we are talking about cars). Last but certainly not least, we talk about a story out of Georgia where a webcam model accidentally discharged a firearm in a VERY delicate area of her body.

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Episode 325: Ain't That Some Bull Whip Dec 06, 2021

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The show starts with a wild tale of a man on the streets of LA wielding a bull whip, causing a ruckus in an old fashioned wild West sort of way. There are many questions involving this scenario, which leads us down various paths. Speaking of bulls, Danish explains a scene he recently watched on 90 Day Fiance involving a very special and delicate part of the bull's anatomy. Finally, the Michael Rappaport (background is provided for context) mystery is (kind of) brought a close! We get some answers with an audio clip that was emailed in. Hear what the 'port has to say for himself. After that, Danish reveals that he has a new hero, a 100 year old woman who is a competitive swimmer! What a trailblazer!!! Speaking of trailblazers, we discuss a story involving the 209's own, Nate Diaz, and you guessed it, a Whole Foods. This is a wild tale (as old as time). We finish the show talking about Ari Chauffeur's culinary skills and an item he likes to cook for close to 24 hours. Also, O'Neill talks about a rumor Ari spread about him.

Episode 324: Artsy Fartsy Nov 29, 2021

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The show opens with a story about an absolute pool playing legend! You have to hear this one to believe it. ESPN may do a 30 for 30 on this guy. Speaking of sports, there's some brief MMA talk after that. We talk lactation in the fight game and some Connie Mac. We then head to O'Neill's home state of Indiana and cover our first ever low-speed chase! This one is a real doozy. As the episode title suggests, we cover the world of art in this one. First, it's a story of someone who paid 18k for an "invisible sculpture". We also discuss the world's spiciest chip and people who do computer duster. But, then it's back to art! We discuss a "scent artist", who suffuses scents into rooms for people to experience. This leads us into discussing one of the most repugnant smells we've ever encountered. We also come up with an idea for a new art exhibit. What a cultured episode!

Episode 323: Jeep Wrangler Jeans Nov 22, 2021

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This week's show starts off by giving an update on a topic covered on last week's show: bears and their hibernating schedule. Our listener, "the bear man" weighs in on the topic. After that, there's some brief Bigtime Tommy and Daddy Man discussion. We then get into some Demi Lovato news (you're all waiting for it!). Does someone in the comedy world have beef with D+O??? Oooooooh. Listen and find out if there's something going on or much ado about nothing. After that, we talk about an Austrian brothel that is approaching Covid vaccination in a different way than more traditional places. O'Neill talks about some interesting crowd members he encountered at the Comedy Store. That leads into a story about a California teacher using some non-traditional and out-of-the-box and possibly insane teaching methods. Danish asks for some advice about a dude who keeps inserting himself in his family walks. We end the show by wondering where the Bushman is these days.

Episode 322: Lapdance High School Nov 15, 2021

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Danish opens the episode describing something strange happening on his drive in to do the show. There's a Brian Holtzman update: hear what it's like to be at a comedy festival with him and what time he likes to get to the airport at for an early AM flight. O'Neill talks about Dave Chappelle's high school refusing his money to build a new theatre. After that, Danish goes into yet another bear sighting he had with the family. We talk about Naked Roast Battle, and O'Neill comes up with an idea for a revolutionary new comedy show. Then, we talk about the vodka EVERYONE is clamoring for: Arby's french fry vodka. Mmm mmm mmm. We segue into a discussion of a high school where male students gave male faculty members lapdances as a part of a pep rally. Speaking of good ideas, a celebrity wants Guy Fieri to officiate her wedding! Who is it? Why does she want him to do it? These questions and more are answered on the podcast! That leads us into talking about various celebrity wedding officiants. Then, we close talking about a podcast with one of the highest listenerships in the whole wide world.

Episode 321: Pole Assassin Nov 08, 2021

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Danish starts it off this week with a few tales from family walks. One involves some wildlife, and the other something he thinks he heard. After that, there's some trick-or-treating wrap up discussion with some tales told from Halloween night (not particularly spooky, so your kids can listen without getting too scared). Speaking of Halloween, it's time for the annual "do people really tamper with candy" convo! A youngster in Ohio pulled a real fast one on authorities but got caught. Hear what he did and why. Then, it's an all-time great D+O story. It really checks almost all the boxes. What an unreal tale abbout the human experience (and monkeys). We also follow-up on the lawyer who got arrested for walking the beach dressed as Michael Myers with a real knife. After that, it's time for the 2021 Toy Hall of Fame class! Hear who's nominated and celebrate and get angry. We talk about Squidgame for a little and wrap it up with some MMA discussion.

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