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Episode 271: Weed Wackin' It Nov 09, 2020

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The episode starts out with O'Neill issuing a warning about a new movie out there that will absolutely SHOCK you, so please take what he says seriously. Then, it's National Toy Hall of Fame time!!!!! Find out who the lucky inductees for 2020 are. And, here how the Hall of Fame speaks about the inductees. They praise these toys like they've never been praised before. After that, we discuss what MMA fighter Jon Jones has been up to and wonder if he's trying to become a vigilante or cop. Seagal better watch out. There may be a new law man in town! O'Neill talks about Halle Berry's strenuous training for some MMA movie she shot and talks about a certain fighter's pec that's got everyone theorizing about what could be going on. As if you're not already at the edge of your seat...there's more! We talk about a Russian oligarch who was dubbed "the Sausage King" was assasinated in his sauna. After that, for the first time ever, we cover gay penguins. About time, right? Better late than never. Then, we meet one of the slickest and trickiest criminals we've ever covered. This fella (last) named Harmon is one smoooooth operator. There's some brief comedy golf tournament talk, and we acknowledge why we most likely weren't invited. After that, it's a cautionary tale that we can all learn a little something from. To end it, it's a mishmash of topics and other stuff. Oh yeah.

Episode 270: Monkey Labor Party Nov 02, 2020

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O'Neill starts the show fired up out of the gate over these vicious "monkey labor" allegations against Thailand. We briefly discuss the Robert Kardashian hologram that everyone is asking for this holiday season. There's some brief MMA talk and even a quick discussion about a woman's relationship from the Real Housewives of Orange County (what range!). O'Neill switches gears by bringing up the lucrative business of VR p*rno. He also discusses Matty McConaughey's new book (seems like a must read!). Then, we talk about gorillas going wild at the San Diego Zoo with a quote from one of the biggest zoo lovers in the world! O'Neill mentions an MMA conspiracy theory. Also, we talk about a story that involves a man paying for "full contact" treatment with an animal. Spoiler alert: it didn't end well.

Episode 269: Chair Jitsu Oct 26, 2020

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We jump right in with the martial art that's taking over the nation, Chair Jitsu. Then we talk some Keith Raniere. After that we dig into a couple of animal stories that take a dark turn. It's a very spooky Halloween edition of the D&O.

Episode 268: Alaskan Jews Oct 19, 2020

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Danish opens up talking about a clip he randomly came across online. Then, a discussion about child trafficking breaks out. After that, we break down Bert Kreischer calling for people to say positive things about Tombone Morris. We talk about how that's not the right way to look at it and prove our point with some stories about the man, the myth, the moron. After that, we talk about a mountain lion stalking a jogger for six minutes (why didn't he just get a restraining order?!?). O'Neill tells a story of having a run-in with a bobcat. Danish talks about a guy running for office in Alaska: a Jewish bear killer. This gets us thinking about a great new TV show idea: Alaskan Jews. After, we try a new game: who would you rather have as your religious leader. It pits a dude who got a little cuckcoo on a flight vs. a guy who got freaky inside the church. Lastly, we briefly talk about a show that was a big Halloween bust on Netflix.

Episode 267: Geriatric Ninjas Oct 12, 2020

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And it's another one (to quote Biggie Smalls). We start off with some light MMA talk. Even if MMA isn't your cup of tea, there's still a funny Mike Perry tidbit that will most likely tickle your fancy. O'Neill discusses why some people are upset with Chris Pratt (it's a REAL unfortunate set of circumstances). We then talk about how the Comedy Store doc failed to capture the true feel of the club (aka the late night shenanigans). Coming off our "Baby Shark" talk last week, a bunch of people sent in an article about some prison guards who got a little crazy with the song. Not cool, guys. Not cool. Then, it's just your average tale of a Russian reindeer herder who is almost killed via a sauna sneak attack. That story may bring you down, so after that, we discuss a geriatric ninja who's still got it. We wrap it up with one of the most heinous crimes we've ever discussed on the show. And put a bow on her cause this one's done.

Episode 266: Potty-Mouthed Parrots Oct 05, 2020

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HEEEEELLO!!!!!! This episode opens up with Danish talking about a song baby Barb has been craving that is driving him insane. It turns to some talk of the youtube sensation of Blippi. Danish then details a strange thing he recently saw at the beach. Danish gives an update on the whole Doc Rivers/Paul George scenario. Spoiler: it's not a happy ending (literally or figuratively for Doc). O'Neill discusses an article he saw that discusses stigmas that bisexual people face. Then, it's on to the animal kingdom! In this instance, some parrots got a little crazy, a little too crazy, for some animal park in England. O'Neill came across a man who had some info on the famous and infamous mountain lion, P-22. After that, we talk about a French dude who's shocked that kindergartners could be scared of him because he's covered head to toe in tats and wears contacts that make his eyes appear all black. O'Neill talks about seeing Brody Stevens in Due Date. After that, we loop back around to the animal kingdom! And it's more mountain lion talk, as a pervy lion in San Fran enjoys peeping on the local children. How do you top that? I'll tell you: with a guy who OD'ed on black licorice (no joke...it's dangerous!).

Episode 265: UFC's Best Nips w/Daddy Man Earl Skakel Sep 28, 2020

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Big Earl is back, baby! As the title suggest, he ranks the best nipples in the UFC (men only, of course). He also tells us a story of a run-in with a celeb in hot yoga, and how he once got aroused during class because the teacher played with his ears. He talks about his budding Tik Tok career, and pitches us a bunch of jokes he's written (spoiler alert: they're all unreal!). If you like the movie Predator and Big Earl, then you definitely have to listen to this. If you don't, you have to listen to it. So, you have to listen to it either way, so JUST DO IT ALREADY!

Episode 264: Toilet Snake Sep 21, 2020

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Danish opens this one up by talking about a story he hear about the UFC fighter, Jan Blachowicz. He also discusses a new problem in his neighborhood. O'Neill tells a story of a recent good deed he performed. Danish then describes a woman he sees on his family walks and how he thinks she's deteriorating mentally. THEN, you may want to get some tissues ready because this next part is a TEARJERKER! It will jerk those tears right out of your eyes. It's an article about how hard it is to be rich. And, it will make you so sad for these people. Then, it's a story of how eBay employees tried to exact revenge on a couple who was blogging negative things about the company. They take it to bizarre levels very quickly. After that, it's on to drunk monkeys causing havoc in India, or just one in particular. This thing went on a long reign of terror before being caught. Sticking with animals attacking, there's a story out of Thailand that is like the Jaws of going to the bathroom. It will never be the same. And then, it's some random miscellaneous items to wrap up the show. And, that's about it.

Episode 263: The Dog Handler Sep 14, 2020

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The episode start out with a bang when Danish shares a story about something that went down at the primaries in New Hampshire. This one is extra special because he knows an eyewitness who was there to witness the monumental event in all its glory. After that, it's more tom foolery and harry craziness in Danish's neighborhood. Citizens are at odds! Then, the dudes take aim at gender reveal parties, and especially take exception with ones that start huge forest fires. Danish asks O'Neill if he heard what's being said about ol' Odell Beckham Jr., and then they discuess what's being alleged about him. After that, there are more allegations! This time, against retired rapper, Joe Budden. And these aren't good either, folks. O'Neill talks about his new favorite rapper, someone who goes by the name cocaine (not a joke, well, the name isn't, at least). Her lyrics are amazeballs. Why did people ever stop saying such an awesome sauce phrase? I guess we'll never know. Then, we discuss a story about a dastardly woman who tried to frame her boy toy, Ivan Rico, for a crime he did NOT commit. We end the show with some talk about street fights and MMA. And that does it for episode 263. Another one in the books. Mmm hmmm.

Episode 262: Love on the Spectrum Sep 07, 2020

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Howdy doodie, dudes. This one starts off with Danish telling O'Neill the latest and not-so-greatest that's going down in his neighborhood. After that, the fellas discuss Netflix's Dating on the Spectrum. The conversation just may surprise you. After that, it's off to Thailand for a story about a woman and a tiger. It all went down at a zoo. Intrigued? Good, you should be. Then, a national STAR, aka a guy who's an Abe Lincoln impersonator, really dropped the ball and embarrassed the rest of the people in the presidential impersonation game. That leads us into a talk about presidents and secret service men. We end it with some brief MMA talk. And then, it's just another one in the books.

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