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Slop Quest

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it’ll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O’Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

Latest Episodes:

Episode 169: Soup's On Nov 21, 2022

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The boys talk cutting-edge political news and brilliant current event riffing before…who am I kidding? This episode goes off the rails immediately as the boys spend almost the entire episode making soup jokes when they find a website that has hundreds of soup jokes on it. This may be divisive but the soup jokes are decisive. It’s a recipe for soupcess!

Episode 168: Shaved Bear in Lingerie Nov 14, 2022

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This episode was recorded on Halloween day but is obviously coming out after the fact. DeWitt gets scared when he arrives at a spooky, empty studio. O’Neill hides his toilet comics after he found out DeWitt reads them. Danish has an amazing report on Holtzman’s “Roast of Dracula”. Also, DeWitt takes a chronic masturbation mental health test.

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Episode 167: Thumbs Up, America Down Nov 07, 2022

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Another booger gets thrown away in the DeWitt household. And to make matters worse, Sorbitol farts keep DeWitt up all night. A new segment called “Let’s Google Things to See If They Exist” is debuted. Danish reveals that a lot of young people hate the “thumbs up“ emoji, and DeWitt and O’Neill fight about it.

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Episode 166: Hamhocker and Schwimmer Oct 31, 2022

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There’s more can talk from the DeWitt family as they take their empty beer and weed soda cans to school for recycling day field trip points. Then, a new show idea emerges: “The Real House Santa’s of Atlanta”. Ryan proposes an X-rated partnership with ATC. Also, the gang remembers that they missed National Wizard Name Appreciate Day and hand out Wizard and Gizzard names! Danish brings up a political dynamo, who makes a porno for freedom. There’s a good bit of moral high ground grand standing that gets immediately destroyed by incompetence.

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Episode 165: Turkey Jerky, Don't Get Caught Oct 24, 2022

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An age old debate comes up: were Pazusu's (from a documentary about a wannabe cult leader who called himself Pazusu) ladies hot. Hear who's on the right and wrong side of history. Andrew opens up about a creepy weed dealer from his past, and his friend, Bruce Doo’Tay who is being scammed by a life coach.

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Episode 164: Holtzman Hog Hoopla (w/ Brian Holtzman) Oct 17, 2022

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Brian Holtzman is finally on Beach Cops, and boy, does he come in hot, singing "My Sharona" and plugging his new book, "A Bar Girl in a Woke World". He even talks eating ass with DeWitt and airs some comedy grievances. He also plugs a hot stand up date he has for the roast of Dracula! It's must listen Holtzman-a-palooza.

Beach Cops 163: Vince Chicanery and Baby Hugh Hefner Oct 10, 2022

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On this episode of Beach Cops, the gang gives Aaron his first Wizard Name! Andrew's wife tells the "hilarious" divorce story at a party and it doesn't go according to plan. They come up with some legitimately great business ideas including a birthday party garbage truck and Pizza Panties. Danish faces his greatest challenge running his "sound board" so far when he gets hamstrung by YouTube's unskippable 15 second ads.

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Episode 162: A Good Old Fashioned Freak Out Oct 03, 2022

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Reminiscent of the good ole days of Boner City USA, Andrew and O'Neill are at each other's throats as Andy derails entire segments to talk about weight loss, buttholes and the usual stuff that enrages O'Neill. Danish finally gets credit for his luxurious hair. Black Mirror Style questions abound! Danish has a real treat in store as he pulls up the Toy Hall of Fame for the first time for Andy and they all immediately rage out at the crap that makes the list.

Beach Cops Episode 161: Doll Taser Cockroach Sep 26, 2022

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On this action packed episode of Beach Cops, O’Neill threatens DeWitt with an actual real life taser to prevent tickling then Danish pulls up pictures of Prince King Charles’s hot dog fingers. Danish and O’Neill grill DeWitt about how his entire family hangs out with him while he’s on the toilet.

Beach Cops 160: Nigerian Donkey Dingus Sep 19, 2022

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We open with a John Little update. Then, Andy is accused of some donkey business. Later, he tries out his new presidential impressions. He also opens our eyes to the ultra secretive world of restaurant supplies. After that, it's a hilarious tale of almost divorce.

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