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Episode 159: Tubers From the Future Sep 12, 2022

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Jeff takes over summertime attire duties after Andrew starts slacking. Then it's tuber talk. Andrew talks about popping a wheelie, which ends with catastrophic results. Then, it's puppet time in the DeWitt househould. After that, we discuss the controversial 21 and over whipped cream law in New York.

Beach Cops Episode 158: The Undie-taker Sep 05, 2022

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PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Hello! And welcome to Beach Cops with Jeff Danis, Ryan O'Neill, and Andrew DeWitt. Andrew kicks off the episode by mentioning what he has in common with our sound man, Aaron (he gets to this by breaking out into a song). O'Neill has a tale that falls in the hiking gone wrong category. After that, Andrew talks about the stain on his shorts and how he once licked snowcone juice off of them. And, he talks about his parents warned him about his teeth falling out from eating certain sweet treats. After that, we share a call we received on the special Patreon only voicemail line. We close it out with some adult toy and luggage talk.
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Episode 358: Wild Wiener (the end of an era w/ Big Earl Skakel) Aug 22, 2022

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It's a bittersweet episode: bitter because it's the last episode of the Danish and O'Neill Podcast (Beach Cops is coming though and will be available for free right here and with additional content on Patreon) and sweet because we have Earl on to finish the run. As always, we have a great time hearing Earl's stories and views on life. He surprises us with a few stories we've never heard (one involved former NFL great, William "the refrigerator" Perry!). As per usual, we close out the episode with a little "bit or sh*t". Thanks to all who have supported us and the show. We really appreciate each and every one of you. If you miss the show, check out Beach Cops! Thanks and adios!

Episode 357: Comrade Seagal Aug 15, 2022

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We open the show with a BIG announcement! Things are a-changin'. Ch-ch-changes! Then, O'Neill has more toilet gripes to bring up to ATC management. Fittingly, we move on from toilet talk right into some Steven Seagal news. Apparently, now this guy is just blatantly spreading Russian propaganda. Hear what he's been up to (it's not impressive - but it really never is). A new award show is established: the Soundies. Will Aaron win one? Stay tuned. There's some Ric Flair talk, and we discuss Big Earl's experience at the Roast of Ric Flair. HEEEEEELLO! MAMAMAMAMA! Speaking of Earl, O'Neill and Aaron discuss the new Predator movie. Also, what's Fieri been up to? What band is he absolutely loving at the moment? Well, we give you the answers! Then, we discuss the conspiracy theory that states Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son. We close with some Aaron vacation talk and a little GSP Instagram check-in.

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Episode 356: The Virzi Shore (w/ Paul Virzi) Aug 08, 2022

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As the title so aptly suggests, we have Paul Virzi on with us this week, and he stopped by to promote his new Netflix special, "Nocturnal Admissions". Check it out! The convo ebbs and flows like the Pacific Ocean at sunset (or any other time for that matter!). We discuss his special, stand up in general, sports, family, flying, David Letterman jogging, and a lot more. Give 'er a listen!

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Episode 355: Barack 'n Roll Aug 01, 2022

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Ahoy! We start off with an exciting softball update from Aaron! BIG news here, ladies and gentleman. You may want to be sitting down when you hear it. After that, we talk more about Teal Swan from the documentary "The Deep End" on Hulu. O'Neill reveals some info he found when he did some research on her. Then, it's what you've all been waiting for: Barack Obama's 2022 summer playlist! Want to jam out like an ex-President (well, one to be specific)?!? This is your chance!!!!! Don't miss out on being cool and eclectic and impressing everyone in your life, especially the people you meet at dinner parties. Baby-stealing monkeys in Japan and a woman breastfeeding in her husband's tighties who defends her goose's honor are also discussed. We close 'er out by talking about our favorite fast food and how the best comedian in the world left us wanting more recently.

Episode 354: From Strip Bars to Arm Bars Jul 25, 2022

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We open up the show talking about Ben Affleck's 10 year old son having a little car trouble. After that, we talk about ultra-quick private jet flights and the super cool celebs who are taking them. Everyone's doing it, man! We also discuss something Arnie Schwarzanegger allegedly did to a fellow actooooor on a film set. And, we introduce you all to new UFC star, Vanessa Demopoulos. Hear about what job she did for a long time and recently gave up to become a full time fighter. Danish talks about some in-flight hijinks he saw going down on his recent trip. We share a clip we were sent of Brian Holtzman traveling abroad and talk about a friend of the show who's currently in pretty rough shape. There's some cult docuseries talk We check-in with Aaron and pitch him on joining the Ding Dong Show at the Comedy Store. We also talk about Kim Kardashian's hypothetical stay young forever plan.

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Episode 353: Narco Monkey (w/ Eleanor J. Kerrigan) Jul 10, 2022

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It's back-to-back-to-back episodes with Eleanor J. Kerrigan! This may be some kind of record. On this episode, there's sad news about an innocent monkey (or was he?), who was gunned down in a battle between a drug cartel and Mexican police. We also watch one of Eleanor's old professional wrestling clips with her (was she wearing wrestling boots or shoes you'd get with a tuxedo rental?). And, we hear what kind of man Eleanor falls for and why.

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Episode 352: Broccoli Rob (w/ Eleanor Kerrigan) Jul 03, 2022

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It's back-to-back episodes with Eleanor J. Kerrigan! This time, she's rocking an authentic Dice leathah jacket. She informs us about Dice's "beach gear" and the new "haltah" that he's been rockin'. We find out that broccoli rabe is a Philly thing and hear interesting things about that lovely city. We also get stories about Eleanor's brother who was a standout paperboy who grew up to be quite the artist. Hear what inspired him in the Kerrigan household.

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Episode 351: Smoker (w/ Eleanor Kerrigan) Jun 27, 2022

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Eleanor J Kerrigan joins us in studio once again. We learn some fun factoids about her exes and hear what caused her to smoke THREE cigarettes recently. She also educates us on how to say a famous comedian's name. Sorry for mispronouncing it all these years! As always, Eleanor delivers, so you won't want to miss this one.

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