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Hell is feeding five Gronkowskis Feb 09, 2021

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--Spencer is described by his co-workers as "a dog with a plunger" --Play the game "EPL name or NFL Assistant" --Jason demands that you LEARN. FOOTBALL. --Tom Brady, the ultimate "let's get a game-winning FG" QB ever --An alternate history where Mike Vick steals whale sharks from the GA Aquarium --We turn Kirby Smart into a Turkish soccer team --Imagining the living hell of raising five Gronkowskis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WHAT IF SEPHORA, BUT WITH SWORDS? Feb 01, 2021

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--Spencer and Ryan duel to see who can hold the longest WELLLCOME, and Spencer almost dies --a review of the DIAMOND HANDS LIFESTYLE, or how the whole world is living the #FullcastLyfe now --A review of Ren Faires, and why they are not Med Faires --Jared Goff is smarter than all of us --Matt Stafford, Daydrinking Nap God --Picking out teams clearly free-riding on other teams' effort --How almost every SEC team is quantitatively trying toooo hard --Has anyone ever peed on the moon? --We pick the LUCRATIVE DEAD MALL STONKS OF THE FUTURE for you Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spencer’s Grasp Of The Animal World Is Tenuous At Best Jan 28, 2021

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Why are you even asking if we bought GameStop stock? Of course we bought GameStop stock Spencer invented a game! That’s not as bad as it sounds! Why are you flinching? Anyway, the game goes like this: Can you pick hit or miss coaching hires throughout history based solely on their records? Turns out we can’t, but we CAN reunite Ryan with his coaching spirit soulmate Which former Colorado head coach is Holly’s new life coach? With Enough Flex Tape, You Can Live Forever (Shutdown Fullcast not currently sponsored by Flex Tape) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MY NAME IS CRYYYYYYYYPT Jan 25, 2021

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It’s the cryptocurrency episode! Spencer wants to invest $100 in bitcoin live on the air, and we may not be able to talk him out of it! The Vitruvian Man, updated for the modern age! (it’s Kid Rock, sorry) The four bodily humors, updated for the modern age! (one of them is Fritos, sorry) In honor of the NFL playoffs, the team goes looking for the best clam chowder in Tampa, sorry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2021 NFL Draft Board Preview Fantasy Analysis Jan 20, 2021

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We can exclusively report that Homophobic Country Ham With A Headset On It has turned down the Tennessee job An abbreviated list of players and coaches about whom we have been Quite Wrong, footballishly speaking So we’ll be talking about Josh Allen for quite a bit Just draft Bama guys, anybody named after an Egyptian allfather, and Rondale Moore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FIRE DISASTERS Jan 18, 2021

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In keeping with Fullcast tradition, we belly-flop into the offseason by restarting our Disasters Playlist, this time centered around “times you have set things on fire that were not supposed to be on fire.” Includes the following instant-classic story elements: • “We did not have a fireplace.” • “The smoke was visible for miles around.” • “Ants survived.” • “It was like a terra-cotta jet engine.” Also, this very quickly becomes our long-awaited musical episode. Surprise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Failure State Jan 13, 2021

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Ill-advised napping locations we have known Sark Week goes sideways, fast Injuries invented during the course of this episode: sex hernia, gamer’s knee, online toe Right, the title game So: What is “the failure state”? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Peak of Eternal Light Jan 11, 2021

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- Definitely forgot we had to do one more show before the title game! We are so tired! - Magnets, fondly remembered - Make time for an old friend, and for Meatloaf - If you’ve read this far, we feel comfortable disclosing you are now a member of the John Wick Fitness Empirium. Cancel anytime! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who’s That Comin’ Down The Tract? Jan 06, 2021

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* Folks, they called the Senate runoffs pretty much right in the middle of recording this thing, and then they cancelled Caillou, and we found out about all of this mid-show, so just bear with us okay * There may or may not be a title game in five days, sure * Holly becomes the final Fullcasteer to come up with a voice that she is never allowed to do on the show again * A robust amount of NFL coaching carousel analysis * You’re probably overpaying for snakes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Your College Football Semifinal Recap Jan 04, 2021

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—Jacksonville’s mayor wants to fight people —Why you can’t legally call paying Lane Kiffin “an investment” —Ryan tells Notre Dame why you can’t be aggressively cautious during a football game —Clay Helton, formulated for the sensitive stomachs of senior cats —KIRBY! —The Italian Christmas Donkey was the Lamborghini of 32 AD —#Justice4Han Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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