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WEDDING DISASTERS May 25, 2021

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If you are attending somebody’s fourth wedding or higher, that person’s family fucked up! When is the optimal time on a wedding day to fight the clergy? If your wedding is written up in the New York Post, you fucked up! Why cargo shorts are the ideal wedding attire Which former Fullcast guest turned the Designing Women house into a Superfund site? When to confess your love for the bride or groom and then join the Marines! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Two Nights at the Hell-agio May 18, 2021

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Topics of note this week include: 1. The Pac-12 turns itself into an enormous casino 2. What the exact age you became a person was 3. How many hours precisely one can spend in Las Vegas before the sadness sets in 4. Which team should actually get to play home games in The Rose Bowl 5. Nick Saban wants skinnier hosses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bad Day To Be A Balloon Boy May 11, 2021

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- This week, we rank college football powers and would-be powers by potential endorsement deals via each school’s most famous booster! - Spencer is almost positive he knows the difference between NLI and NIL, but that knowledge is definitely not apparent in this episode! - Did you know it’s legal to shoot down hot-air balloons in Kansas on one day each year? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Click Here To Read White Castle’s Response To Covid-19 May 04, 2021

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- Previously! On the Shutdown Fullcast! No small amount of time is spent reviewing last week’s episode! - Spencer refuses to bring back Prince! Shame on him! - Some innovative new draft language, measured in food-pounds, is explored Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2021 NFL DRAFT PREVIEW AND KARAOKE DONNYBROOK Apr 28, 2021

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Trevor Lawrence! Rondale Moore! Najee Harris! Mac Jones?? PLUS: How the Thong Song exemplifies Sisqo’s personal duel with the Lord! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You Tell That Bobcat To Stop Emailing My Wife Apr 20, 2021

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- Ryan has a very cool solution for Spencer’s “I owe the internet video of me drinking 300 beers” that Spencer just barrels past - A #TwoAmericas law enforcement story introduces God’s secret archangel, Cajun Damon - A goodish number of wildlife updates - Hey, the Charity Bowl’s over, we have a lot of people to thank and are going to forget at least half of them. We’re very tired! You did this to us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

#CHARITIBUNDIBOWL BONUS EPISODE feat. The Sklar Brothers Apr 20, 2021

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Michigan won the charity bowl, again, and Spencer and Holly bring Randy and Jason Sklar on to discuss important Wolverine matters. Because this is the Fullcast, this turns out to mean “the episode is mostly about Grey’s Anatomy.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THE SMOOTH EPISODE (NOT IN A SEXY WAY) Apr 13, 2021

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- There is no describing this episode. Look, just play it. You’ll get there. - Alternate title was going to be THE TICK WAR EPISODE - The LEAST upsetting voice in this episode is Spencer’s Joe Paterno, if that tells you anything - In a shocking revelation, at least one member of this podcast thinks it used to be “too easy to obtain dynamite in this country”! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come On Down To Clemson Church Apr 06, 2021

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When you think about it, we’re all just running downhill for Jesus Second Easter of quarantine, reviewed (bad!) Presidents’ Days of the future, improved Ryan invites the ire of nautical cocaine traffickers worldwide, for business purposes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Space Elevator In Jonesboro, Arkansas Mar 30, 2021

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• How much y’all reckon it would cost to just buy a football program outright? • Short on new can’t-miss business ideas this week, but almost positive we’re the first media outlet to suggest militarizing rodeo clowns • Who are you, “officer," to tell us we “cannot” jetski through the Suez Canal • Ryan invents a game that reveals just how easy Spencer would be to steal from • There are manatee noises! It’s not cute!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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