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The Snyder Cut Mar 23, 2021

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Jason, Spencer, Holly, and Ryan break down early-round action in the 2021 NCAA men’s and women’s basketball tournaments. Like and subscribe to our college football podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MARITIME DISASTERS Mar 17, 2021

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Please welcome Skylab Carl, Tequila Derek, and Judge Catfish Which tiger-affiliated school is the least equipped to handle rapidly moving water? Spencer fights against the strictures of both biology and physics, again Thrill to Ryan’s tale of Florida’s sovereign sinkhole! A robust debate: What is the perfect size of bird to fight? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mortification of the Fisch Mar 11, 2021

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Imagining the world’s first gig economy coal mine! See beautiful Hispaniola, by crate! Spencer operates the annual coaching carousel quiz and it turns out Wakeyleaks has leaked entirely out of our skulls SOME SORT OF BUTCH JONES WORMHOLE OCCURS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I WANT THE HOPE DIAMOND OF CHICKEN SANDWICHES (or, CHICKEN ORB) Mar 09, 2021

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- Hey y’all, Les Miles got fired in the middle of this show, and we pivoted about as adeptly as you might expect. - Which American fast food chain serves a CHICKEN SANDWICH AS A SIDE ITEM AT BREAKFAST, but NOT IN AMERICA? - What color y’all reckon Prince Philip’s blood is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Divine Right Of Smoothie Kings Mar 04, 2021

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You’re probably not going to play professional football, so how should you decide where to attend college? Our academic survey can tell you! The “Which school has the most convenient parking" answers won’t surprise you; the “Which school has the best food" answers definitely will! Also covered: The crucial categories of “waterslide availability" and “places to take a nap in public" Eat shit, US News & World Report The University of Texas’s clutch of Panera-level fascist boosters don’t deserve a good-faith argument, and you shouldn’t give them one! A Charity Bowl challenge is issued! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“Whatcha doin’ in Bahrain, Pastor?” Mar 02, 2021

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Stop asking us if it’s Blood Week every time a ranked team loses, you’ll know when it’s Blood Week, this applies to FCS ball too Holy shit that was an amazingly bloody Blood Week of FCS ball even by our own hemoglobin-happy standards Spencer is trying to get us into F1 Why have none of y’all ever informed us that “international go-karting” was an available career option Does anybody know how to determine if we have any remaining international go-karting eligibility Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“Speaking words of wisdom, daiquiri" Feb 25, 2021

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- Hey y’all, it’s the FCS draft episode, where we overcome our current general disdain for sports to pick spring football teams! - Featuring a brief but violent detour into the Boise State-Idaho rivalry! - Our collective safari into perfecting our Maine accents continues? - Never admit what is or isn’t gumbo on the internet. - “Spencer, I have a money question" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

VORB (Value Over Replacement Bear) Feb 24, 2021

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- It’s our advanced sports analytics episode! How advanced? Advanced past what? Mind your own business! - What are we using our film review skills for? Breaking down that Oklahoma bathroom fight, are you new here? - As a team, we feel pretty confident we could perform a number of basic medical procedures in the field. Listen along to find out which! - Adding to the ever-expanding roster of basic concepts Spencer has no grasp of, we can now add “sitcoms” and “human bones” - Dabo will never be a great leader of history because Genghis Khan paid his players Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shape of Success Feb 16, 2021

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--Can't sleep, must think about Baconator --an ode to the most essential Panda Express on the planet --All Gus Malzahn does is cash checks he will never spend --Everyone belongs to one of four human tribes: The Zappers, Wild Aces, Beasts, or Glacier Boyz --Holly challenges us to work onside kicks into every sport --YE ATE ME DART --Spencer just wants to steal horses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

DYNASTY TIME Feb 11, 2021

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--Why is Ben Franklin smiling on the 100 bill? Because he's pantsless --NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK! (Again. Not more than it was. On the way? BACK.) --Ryan on why Congress should pass legislation to bring back Banjo and Kazooie --A brief diversion into a musical about Aaron Burr slapping Alexander Hamilton to death --Which schools in the new NCAA video game that should be inherently corrupt --The challenge of putting fake facilities in the game more absurd than the real ones --Did you know Auburn's current football facility has a flight simulator? You do now! --A proposal for real coaches, i.e. your staff might be mostly inept family members --BOOSTER MODE --Holly issues an amazing challenge for next week's episode Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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