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Toilet Radio 416 – Banned from Tinder Feb 01, 2023

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This week on Toilet Radio: We discuss Maynard James Keenan’s upcoming Brazilian Jiu Jitsu seminar at a suburban strip mall dojo. For just $200 you can get a free t-shirt! / Pantera got CANCELLED for good reason. We talk about Phil getting the boot from Germany and Austria and their upcoming tour with Lamb of God. / Phil Labonte got some national attention for being a thirsty old loser on Tinder. / Escape the Fate hired an unnamed artist that completely stole that shit whole hog from Cameron Gray’s artwork for Dead Letter Circus. / Jon Schaffer is continuing to be a good little gubmint snitch./ Slay Squad from everyone’s favorite YouTube reality competition, No Cover, is going on a real tour with real bands. / Finally, we look at the first set of bands announced for the next now-uncanceled Maryland Deathfest. Folks, it's a good 'un. Music featured on this show: Oblivion Throne – Lust for Steel This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Toilet Radio 414 – The AHAB Show Jan 25, 2023

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This week on Toilet Radio: Dylan from Diary of Doom interviewed Ahab to talk about the new album, performing their record release show in a church, album concepts that never planned out, Greg Chandler of Esoteric guesting on a track, and a fan guided through their battle with cancer with the music of Ahab. Skip ahead to 38:24 to listen to the interview. BUT FIRST, the Toilet Boys have to discuss the latest from Joe Lynn Turner getting mad at the Toilet + being a weeb for Russia / Dave Ellefson and Violent J joining together for TWO new tracks (both bad!!) / A bunch of metalcore guys complain that their bands made a lot of money and they made a handful of dollars for themselves - we gotta talk about it. It's a good 'un. Music featured on this show: Ahab – Colossus of the Liquid Graves This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Toilet Radio 413 – Elderly Italian Man Rant (EPIC!) Jan 18, 2023

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Welcome back to Toilet Radio. This week we talk about Brewster’s Millions-ing the lottery, checking in on the Blabbermouth beat: 80s rockstars are aging and dying, listening to the latest music from ORGY(?), the merciful end of NOFX, one of the wildest rants from an old ass metal has-been we’ve ever seen, Phil Labonte entering new echelons of unpopularity, Sabaton has an award revoked for failing to be sufficiently apolitical while beating off to tanks and shit, and an even BIGGER supergroup of deathcore vocalists has appeared and it sucks. Music featured on this show: Dryad – Pompeii Worm This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Toilet Radio 412 – Metal Isn’t Funny Jan 11, 2023

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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Breno is on a quest to find one (1) funny metal meme, Joe is on a quest to avoid elderly swingers. OTHER TOPICS: David DiSanto and the Vektors got kicked off the stupid metal cruise for being stupider than a metal cruise. The Taakes got CANCELLED from touring Australia! Quick, where’s their GoFundMe and NYTimes editorial??!?! An update on THE BIG SIX, the hottest new band that still doesn’t exist. Breno and Jordan discuss the world of official and unofficial Star Wars-themed bands. We follow up on the most popular metal tracks of 2022 with the assistance of Sirius XM's Liquid Metal and Octane channels. Trunkariffic! Kerry King is bored and angry because Slayer can’t Slayer no more. Get a hobby! Music featured on this show: Animalize – Jungle Dance This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Toilet Radio 411 – Failed Flippers and Soggy Singers Jan 04, 2023

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Welcome to a brand new year of Toilet Radio. We celebrated New Years Eve by watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Project Runway, and Delicatessen respectively. On this episode: Breno goes on an epic gamer rant about Chat Pile and the hype overload from list season. We talk about THE BIG SIX, the latest supergroup consisting of six death core vocalists. Chuck Billie of Testament is now a house flipper. Specifically, he became a house flipper during the absolute apex of the housing market in the United States. We talk about flippers, “passive income”, and an industry even more doomed than music. Finally, we’re talking about the latest incarnation of Bamboozle fest. After When We Were Young, it looks like Bamboozle is seeking to grab all the bands that weren’t remembered fondly from the early 2000s. Music featured on this show: Eternal Sleep – Against a Wall This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Toilet Radio 409 – The Gender Critic Dec 28, 2022

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It’s the final (non-Patreon) episode of the year! We’ve reflected on our year and with all the sentimentality inherent in these high holidays, decide to rip into some real freaks. First up: Venom Prison has been accused of TERF shit - we investigate. Season of Mist and their dipshit PR lady decided to weigh in and provide some truly nasty transphobia on Christmas Eve. We dig deeper into the dreaded Season of Piss. The now former guitarist for Wormwitch penned a lengthy Substack diatribe about masculinity and gender and all kinds of dumb horseshit and then got fired. Violet Cold is having an extended meltdown. We dive into all of it and then we make some big predictions for the world of heavy metal in 2023. It's a good one? Music featured on this show: L.O.T.I.O.N. Multinational Corporation – Cybernetic Super Soldier This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Toilet Radio 408 – The Giving of Xmas Cheer Dec 21, 2022

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We give each other nice xmas gifts on this week's very special holiday episode. BUT ALSO: Joe talks about a disturbing scene in a West Texas bathroom, we laugh at a guy getting crypto scammed by a YouTube account pretending to be Lars Ulrich, Breno getting COVID for the ninth time, and TOOL finding a new way to rip off their fans with overpriced tchochkies. It is a good, and holy, one. Music featured on this show: The Riverboat Gamblers - Father Christmas This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Toilet Radio 407 – The 20 Most Popular Metal Songs of 2022 Dec 14, 2022

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Your boys ran the numbers and determined that the 20 tracks featured on this episode were the 20 most popular metal songs of the year. I don't want to be overly dramatic but I think this was the worst year for mainstream metal since the year before Black Sabbath formed. Tune in and hear what the normal people in your lives were listening to all year round. Then go back to listening to the unpopular music we all know and love. It's a good one, folks. Music featured on this show: Nothing Legally Actionable This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Toilet Radio 406 – Our Top Songs of 2022 Dec 07, 2022

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This week your boys are going through their favorite songs of the year of our lord, 2k22. We'll run the gamut between deathpop, blackgaze, tradgoth, gothenburgcore, saxowave, and doodilydoodily art music. In between, we have a larf at the exclusive tiers of Metallica Live Music Experiences™ you can purchase to get the most out of your heavy metal experience at a 100,000 capacity NFL stadium with either Pantera or Five Finger Death Punch as your opening options. Woof. Music featured on this week’s show: Brutus - Liar Asunojokei - Chimera Sonja – Wanting Me Dead The Halo Effect - Feel What I Believe White Ward - Cronus Bill Orcutt - Two Things Close Together This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Toilet Radio 404 – You Muse You Lose Nov 30, 2022

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The boys are talking the big topics of the day: getting COVID, office holiday parties, and fucking around on the Toilet ov Hell Discord. M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold offers his solution for the Ticketmaster problem: let businesses take advantage of you. Also NFTs? The Hu is now recognized by the UN as a UNESCO heritage uhhh band. Is this the most prestigious achievement by a folk metal band? Opting out of metal memes and retiring our old villains to make room for newer, younger enemies in the metalsphere. Zakk Wylde sits down at his Gateway desktop to learn Pantera songs on YouTube. Finally, we spend no more than 5 minutes talking about the fucking Grammys. It's a good one. Music featured on this week’s show: Zhmach - Moss Icon This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

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