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Toilet Radio 403 – Fake Ozzfest on the Computer Nov 23, 2022

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I got covid so Jordo and Breno took over the show this week. TOPICS: Jordo chopped off four years of long, flowing hair so now it's time to start regrowing hair. The Ozzfest Metaverse "concert" with "Motorhead" happened and we're all worse off for it. Maynard from Tool joined the Joe Rogan show for four hours of pseud bullshit. Have fun with that. Megadeth and Metallica are still fighting because everyone involved is still emotionally 18 years old. Finally, we're glad Twitter is dying so it can kill off our reply guys. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Music featured on this week’s show: Edenbridge – The Call of Eden This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Riff Raff Podcast [EP.64] Crimes Against Wildlife Nov 18, 2022

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The gravity blast was a mistake - Hans The crass conservationists assemble again, just in time to watch the planet get cremated. We have two special guests this time to help Hans and Eenzy crank up the heat: Carlos from Salvadoran crust-grinders Conflicto and TovH's own Snooty Mcwords from eco-slammers Extinction. In this ecology-themed episode, we're talking about their new five-way split Crimes Against Wildlife, the looming spectre of radical climate change, and most importantly how impending ecological doom has inspired some pretty brutal metal, which makes it all worth it. We premiere two songs off the split, each pick our own anthems to environmental collapse, and wrap it all up with some horrendous romance-language mispronunciations, courtesy of Eenzy. What can I say? World is a fuck. Born to die. Kill 'em all 2022. New Music Features This Week Eenzy's Picks Cattle Decapitation - Regret and the Grave Conflicto - Cementerios de Coral Hans's Picks Mass Extinction - (A)bstain // (A)bolish Extinction - Cloud Forest Fruitopsy Carlos's Pick Malón - Grito de Pilagá Snooty's Pick ANOHNI - 4 Degrees

Toilet Radio 402 – The Candlemass Episode Nov 16, 2022

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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Our chief Gen X correspondent Ian sits down with Johan Längquist, the original and current vocalist of Candlemass to talk about the new album, rejoining Candlemass after 31 years, the COVID years, the great heavy metal vocalists, Doctor Carl the doctor who plays keyboards, and getting into the "Candlemass mood". BUT FIRST, Joe and Jordan talk about SICK NEW WORLD FESTIVAL. We go through the lineup and determine if the nü metal When We Were Young is worth a shit or what. It’s a good one. Interview starts at 37:04. Music featured on this week’s show: Candlemass – Sweet Evil Sun This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Toilet Radio 401 – The Voivod Episode Nov 09, 2022

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Hot damn, it's a new episode of Toilet Radio! This week, our chief Gen X correspondent Ian sits down with Dan "Chewy" Mongrain of Voivod to talk about how, exactly, to get that Voivod guitar tone. No shit, we're giving you a step-by-step guide to getting the exact Voivod sound on guitar. Also, Ian gets Chewy to open up about cartoons like Batman and Ultraman. BUT FIRST, you have the three regular hosts talking about August Burns Red cheaping out with some awful AI artwork for their new album and Joe Brandon threatening Ticket Master over their horseshit fees. It's a good one. Interview starts at 34:20. Music featured on this week’s show: Voivod - The End of Dormancy (Metal Section) This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. (Image Via)

Toilet Radio 400 – Damn You, Danzig Nov 02, 2022

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This week on Toilet Radio: We went out to see some shows. Jordo checked out Blitz Kid and Joe went to see The Misfits and Mercyful Fate. We're talking horror punk, Fear, Alice Cooper (feat. the monstrous Kane Roberts), Danzig's continued failure, the delightful Kreator, and the unbeatable King Diamond. OTHER TOPICS: Marty Friedman's war on Cap'n Crunch, The Sword calls it quits, Metallica selling dog turds, Ozzy's virtual (read: not real) metaverse performance, Jon Schaffer going into hiding, and the upcoming midterms disaster. Folks, it's good to be back and it's also a good one. Music featured on this week’s show: Kreator – Strongest of the Strong This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. (Image Via)

Toilet Radio 398 – Body Melt (feat. Doktor Ross Sewage) Oct 26, 2022

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This week we're joined by Doktor Ross Sewage of Exhumed and Ludicra to talk about the latest record from the former and the unexpected reunion shows of the latter. BUT MOSTLY we're here to talk about BODY MELT, a 1993 Australian horror movie that doesn't make a ton of narrative sense but DOES get extremely gooey. Join as we try to suss out the narrative thread, discuss the consumerist criticism it's founded upon, and talk about the director's twisted disco post-punk band. It's a good one. There's only one episode left of this year's October Spooktacular. If you wanna join in for the Patreon-subscriber-only bonus show, we’ll be watching Society (1989). Music featured on this week’s show: Exhumed - Carbonized This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Riff Raff Podcast [EP.63] Lurrikal Geniouses Oct 24, 2022

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Which TovH podcast is actually cool enough to discuss the brutal, intricate depths of metal lyrics? Rhetorical question The erudite edgelords emerge once again! In honor of Halloween we're talking about a topic that should make your skin crawl: metal lyrics. They range from low-effort filler ("Hello me, meet the real me!") to high-minded lameness ("I AM THE TABLE") to gory descriptions graphic enough to cause you some Crepitating Bowel Erosion. I'm madly in anger with how Lars types Look, if the lyrics were meant to be profound, you'd probably be able to understand them in the song itself instead of having to look them up. Riff Raff doesn't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. No metal musician is winning a Nobel Prize in Literature any time soon. But some metal songs still have interesting, clever, and dare I say, rather beautiful lyrics. Exactly six of them, to be precise. And they've been plucked from the wastelands of lyrical mediocrity by your favorite poetic poseurs Hans, Eenzy, and Spooky. As emo Livejournal blogger T.S. Eliot once said This is the way the podcast ends This is the way the podcast ends This is the way the podcast ends Not with a headbang but crosstalk and mic-breathing New Music Features This Week Eenzy’s Picks Pig Destroyer - Jupiter's Eye lyrics Cave In - Moral Eclipse lyrics Hans's Picks Dunsmuir - Orb of Empire lyrics Hellripper - Anneliese lyrics Spooky's Picks Entombed - That’s When I Became A Satanist lyrics Hell - The Age Of Nefarious lyrics

Toilet Radio 397 – Viy (feat Svn.Seeker) Oct 19, 2022

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The October Spooktacular continues. This week we're joined by Nikita of Svn.Seeker to discuss the sole horror movie produced by the Soviet Union, Viy (1967). Let's come together and enjoy how much these filmmakers dislike the Russian Orthodox Church. Let's take a look at some delightful practical effects and camera tricks that filmmakers were using over 50 years ago. They don't make them like these anymore, folks (horror movies and communist states). We're also talking about Connecticut, going DIY, and collecting metal bandcamp squares like Pokemon. Next week: Body Melt (available on Tubi). And if you wanna get prepared for the Patreon-subscriber-only bonus show, we’ll be watching Society (1989). Music featured on this week’s show: Svn.Seeker – Pilfered This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Toilet Radio 396 – Hard Rock Nightmare (feat. The Horror Guru) Oct 12, 2022

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This week we're joined by The Horror Guru, host of Blood Splattered Cinema, to watch 1988 horror shlock fest Hard Rock Nightmare. This movie is notable for a few reasons. First up: the opening scene is so goddamned jarring that I can offer no comparison. The less fun reason: Hard Rock Nightmare was written and directed by Dominick Brascia who, we discovered in the process of putting this episode together, had an insanely checkered past. He accused Charlie Sheen of abusing Corey Haim. Corey Haim's mother then publicly accused Dominick Brascia of abusing Corey Haim. Brascia died very shortly after. So, if you feel so inclined, you can watch this movie on Shudder and then join us for a discussion on a movie that is, charitably, very shitty. Next week: 1967 Soviet horror film Viy (available on Shudder and YouTube). And if you wanna get prepared for the Patreon-subscriber-only bonus show, we'll be watching Society (1989). Music featured on this week’s show: Congealed Putrescence – Advection This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Toilet Radio 395 – Impetigore (feat. Ripped to Shreds) Oct 05, 2022

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Andrew Lee of Ripped to Shreds (and Andrew Lee's Heavy Metal Shrapnel, Houkago Grind Time, Skullsmasher, etc. etc.) drops by for the first edition of this year's October Spooktacular! We're talking about body pillows, HM-2s, getting signed to Relapse and horror movies. Specifically, we're talking about Joko Anwar's 2019 folk horror gem Impetigore. If you haven't seen it, you can log into Shudder and watch it right now (which you should because it's good as hell). Then, come back and join us for this spoiler-filled discussion of Impetigore. Music featured on this week’s show: Ripped to Shreds – Violent Compulsion for Conquest This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

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