Stay ConnectedDungeons & Dragons & Drag Queens come together in original comedy adventures!
Join us for a legendary journey that combines flash and fantasy, death drops and death saves, and queer friends saving the world in the shade of the great queens and old gods!
Queens of Adventure is an ongoing Dungeons & Dragons story starring Seattle drag artists and special guests from the local drag & burlesque community.
Copyright: © Copyright (c) 2018-2020 Matt Baume
Ethereal Drift
Arson, Butylene, Fraya, and Londyn continue their journey through the ethereal plane, encountering old friends and new along the way.
Album Art: Chad Sell
Logo: Cody Shipman
Theme Song: Major Scales
Original Music: Sam Antonioli
Music from filmmusic.io:
Magic Scout Cottages by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4672-magic-scout-cottages
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
I am an Ethereal Girl
Our heroes, Arson, Butylene, Fraya, and Londyn, have slipped out of phase with the prime material plane. Meanwhile the forces threatening Fire Island increase in number in power.
Album Art: Chad Sell
Logo: Cody Shipman
Theme Song: Major Scales
Original Music: Sam Antonioli
Music from filmmusic.io:
Magic Scout Cottages by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4672-magic-scout-cottages
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Our next story arc, Mist Connections, will begin on September 2nd, 2020. Please enjoy this preview of things to come!
Join us live on Sunday August 23rd at 3:00pm Pacific for a live streamed adventure with Irene, Butylene, and Londyn at http://twitch.tv/prettyprettypixel.
And join us for a pre-recorded adventure that will be part of PAX online on Wednesday, September 16th at 9:45pm Pacifc on the PAX 2 channel.
Octobussy
Irene Dubois and Bosco want to become Glamazon Rangers. But, these two are sitting on a secret that could destroy their whole future. The pressure is on!
Album Art: Chad Sell
Logo: Cody Shipman
Theme Song: Major Scales Original
Music: Sam Antonioli
Music from filmmusic.io:
Anamalie by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4980-anamalie
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Floating Cities by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3765-floating-cities
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Magic Scout Cottages by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4672-magic-scout-cottages
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Paper Flakes by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5695-paper-flakes-
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Waltz Of Loneliness by MusicLFiles
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6331-waltz-of-loneliness
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Mask for Masked
Glamazon novices Irene Dubois and Bosco return to the great city of Glamalala with a secret that could ruin their hopes for Glamazon glory.
Album Art: Chad Sell
Logo: Cody Shipman
Theme Song: Major Scales
Original Music: Sam Antonioli
Music from filmmusic.io:
Battle Metal by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6107-battle-metal
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Fall by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4836-fall
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Floating Cities by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3765-floating-cities
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Magic Scout Cottages by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4672-magic-scout-cottages
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Superepic by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5732-superepic
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Waltz Of Loneliness by MusicLFiles
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6331-waltz-of-loneliness
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
The Permission Mission
After an exhausting encounter with local wildlife, our heroes Irene Dubois & Bosco seek shelter along the mountain path. Their destination, Cliffhanger Crest, a remote ranger station where the novices intend to subject a band of poachers to Glamazon justice.
Album Art: Chad Sell
Logo: Cody Shipman
Theme Song: Major Scales
Original Music: Sam Antonioli
Music from filmmusic.io:
Aka Manah by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4797-aka-manah
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Anamalie by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4980-anamalie
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Magic Scout Cottages by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4672-magic-scout-cottages
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Polar Christmas by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5497-polar-christmas
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Glamazons Gone Wild.
Glamazon novices Irene Dubois & Bosco encountered more than they bargained for on their first mission. Poachers! Now, they find themselves escorting a prisoner to the ranger station on Cliffhanger Crest where the outsider will face Glamazon justice.
Album Art: Chad Sell
Logo: Cody Shipman
Theme Song: Major Scales
Original Music: Sam Antonioli
Music from filmmusic.io:
Anamalie by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4980-anamalie
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Battle Metal by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6107-battle-metal
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Big Eyes by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5306-big-eyes-
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Floating Cities by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3765-floating-cities
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Magic Scout Cottages by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4672-magic-scout-cottages
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Petty Crimes.
Glamazon youths Irene Dubois and Bosco dream of becoming rangers. All that stands betwinx’d our heroes and their ambition is a mission that will test their wits and daring in the wild.
Album Art: Chad Sell
Logo: Cody Shipman
Theme Song: Major Scales
Original Music: Sam Antonioli
Music from filmmusic.io:
Adrenaline In My Blood by WinnieTheMoog
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6088-adrenaline-in-my-blood
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
Anamalie by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4980-anamalie
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Battle Metal by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6107-battle-metal
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Floating Cities by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3765-floating-citiesLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Magic Scout Cottages by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4672-magic-scout-cottages
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Paper Flakes by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5695-paper-flakes-
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Raindrops by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5590-raindrops-License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Space Ambience by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5043-space-ambience
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Call in the Copse.
Young Glamazon Ranger candidates, Irene Dubois and Bosco, celebrate their last night of freedom.
Album Art: Chad Sell
Logo: Cody Shipman
Theme Song: Major Scales
Original Music: Sam Antonioli
Music from filmmusic.io:
Adrenaline In My Blood by WinnieTheMoog
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6088-adrenaline-in-my-blood
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/
Anamalie by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4980-anamalie
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Battle Metal by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6107-battle-metal
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3553-cool-vibes
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Magic Scout Cottages by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4672-magic-scout-cottages
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
The Way We Were
As swirling silvery mists envelope our heroes, perhaps transporting them to parts unknown, many of those gathered in the Golden Palace reflect on their predicament.
Music from https://filmmusic.io: “Giant Wyrm”, “Gregorian Chant”, “Light Awash”, “Relaxing Piano Music”, “Severe Tire Damage”, & “This House” by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Jump the Shark.
A portal to hell has opened above the ring of Glamazon islands.
The merfolk are trapped in an aquarium full of deadly sharks.
And a conduit to an old god is now under the control of a devil situated in the belly of an ancient temple.
Will our heroes, Arson Nicki, Butylene O'Kipple, Fraya Love, and Londyn Bradshaw, survive to revive their Frock Opera?
Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Backbay Lounge", "Gregorian Chant" , "Magic Scout Farm", "This House", and "Undaunted" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Red Sky at Night.
Arson, Butylene, Fraya, and Londyn have rescued the casino owner’s daughter from forty dancing ghosts.
But, the altar that binds the ghosts remains a palpable and palpitating threat! This terrible table houses the heart of the Kraken priest! The still beating organ channels power from its master, an old gold who intends to destroy the island unless someone obtains the treasure hidden away in the Glamazon ziggurat.
Barb, a devil, has proposed that he may be able to make use of the altar, as he is immune to the Kraken’s abyssal influence.
And what of CherNoble, the magical construct who was deactivated by voice command during an attempt to rescue her son? CherNoble’s mechanical body is now inhabited by Londyn Bradshaw, who has shape-shifted into a parasite and taken over her core.
And has anyone seen Wilford, the Tabaxi gambler with a fluffy mustache? WHERE IS WILFORD?
Perhaps we will find out in the next episode, which will be a return to our usual length.
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Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Backbay Lounge", "Long Note One", "Magic Scout Farm", and “This House” by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Mommy Sharks.
Can Arson, Butylene, and Fraya stop an abyssal ritual before anyone’s mom has to get involved? Will Londyn expand inside someone? And who is the patron of the farts? These questions and more are answered in an easy breezy bite sized episode!
Beauty Rest.
Our heroes Arson Nicki, Butylene O'Kipple, Fraya Love, and Londyn Bradshaw return to the Golden Palace late at night ready for some well earned rest and relaxation.
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Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Backbay Lounge", "Magic Scout Farm", and "Stay the Course" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
20,000 Weaves Under the Sea.
Arson, Butylene, Fraya, Londyn, Gnomi, Mystie, Virgil, and Alighieri have faced down the Kraken's infectious Dampthroat and come through the other side. But our heroes' troubles are far from over! Wild waves, suspicious sea life, and the dutiful dead all await in mysterious fathoms below.
Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Gregorian Chant", "Magic Scout Farm", and "Royal Banana" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Use Your Illusion.
Our heroes have traveled deep deep down into the belly of the beast. At last the end is in sight! Two final chambers stand before Arson, Butylene, Fraya & Londyn, and their goal. Will they rescue the leader of the Merfolk and gain powerful allies under the sea? Or, will our heroes succumb to magical manifestations of their deepest fantasies?
Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Corruption”, “Dark Dance”, “Echoes of Time”, "Gregorian Chant", “Infados”, "Netherworld Shanty", “The Snow Queen”, and "Undaunted" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Hex in Violence.
Arson, Butylene, Fraya, & Londyn continue their journey through the curiously spacious interior of Alighieri, the gargantuan storyteller. Our heroes seek Mystie, the lost leader of the merfolk, in hopes of forming an alliance that will save Fire Island from the wrath of the almighty kraken. But who will save our heroes from the enticing enchantments and cruel conjurations they encounter inside Alighieri's immense innards?
Thank you to the nearly 200 people who took our end-of-year survey! You've given us a lot to think about. We'll let you know our plans for the year once we've got them figured out!
Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Interloper”, "Long Note Four", "Myst on the Moor", and "Nervous" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Vice Squad.
Our heroes press on through the body of Alighieri, the gargantuan dragon turtle, in search of missing merfolk. But the further they go, they more they find themselves confronted with most unwholesome urges.
There are only a few days left to take our end-of-year survey and enter to win a set of enamel pins! Your feedback will help us shape the direction of the show in 2020!
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Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Cottages” by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
A Moment on the Lips.
Arson Nicki, Butylene O'Kipple, Fraya Love, & Londyn Bradshaw begin their descent into the belly of Alighieri, a colossal dragon turtle. Inside, they hope to find Mystie, the mystical leader of a marooned pod of merfolk. But it isn't long before things take a sickening turn and our heroes find themselves in the slithering embrace of their own desires.
In other news, we're running an end of the year survey to find out what listeners think of the show so we can make it even better in 2020! Three survey respondents will get a set of Queens of Adventure enamel pins! And if we reach 100 survey responses by the end of December, we'll record a special bonus episode!
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Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Nervous", “Ryno's Theme” by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
The Furblog & the Merpeep.
Londyn Bradshaw joins Arson Nicki, Butylene O'Kipple, and Fraya Love on a journey under the sea where the group encounters merfolk facing mystical misfortune.
Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Cottages", “Light Awash”, "Nervous", “Severe Tire Damage”, "Ultralounge", by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Follow Your Heart.
Our heroes have returned from the Underdark ready for a much needed rest. But, that will have to wait! Irene has been summoned for a secret mission, Arson has aroused the interest of a drow mystic, Butylene is missing some precious cargo, and Fraya has chosen to become a living piñata.
Music from https://filmmusic.io: “Backbay Lounge”, "Cottages", “Light Awash”, "Long Note One", “Sincerely” by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
The Sealed City.
Our heroes have delved into the Underdark to seek the aid of legendary cursed warriors. But, in the sealed city, will they find allies or annihilation? Meanwhile the voice in Arson's head pursues its own inscrutable agenda.
Music from https://filmmusic.io: “Backbay Lounge”, "Crypto", "Long Note One", “Long Note Four” by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Legs for Days.
Arson, Butylene, Fraya, Irene, & Lamont have broken the ancient seal that has long protected the island from the cursed creatures of the Underdark.
As our heroes penetrate deeper into the depths below, they soon discover that they are not alone. A mysterious voice continues pick Arson's brain from within, and a hungry Xorn is eager to make a deal.
They've been warned of spiders ahead. And boy howdy, are there spiders ahead.
Music from https://filmmusic.io: “Black Vortex”, "Crypto", "Long Note One" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Do. Not. Open.
Now is the winter of our discount tent. Arson Nicki, Butylene O'Kipple, Fraya Love, Irene Dubois, and Lamont DuPont IV delve deeper into the Underdark where they encounter a mysterious house on a hill and make a series of discoveries that might have something to do with drag.
Music from https://filmmusic.io: “Black Vortext”, "Long Note One", "Magic Scout", "Myst on the Moors", "Oppressive Gloom", & “Severe Tire Damage“ by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Underwhere?
Underdark ahoy! Our heroes follow Arson’s visions to a warm crack where they’re welcomed by unfamiliar flesh.
Music from https://filmmusic.io: “Backbay Lounge”, “Severe Tire Damage“ by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Goodbye, Glamazons.
The time has come for our heroes to bid farewell to Glamalala, city of memory, the place in the beautiful place. But will their parting be sweetness or sorrow? Will there be a righteous reckoning with Ranger Richard? Will crabby creatures cramp their collective caboose? And what does all this mean for new companion, Irene?
Music from https://filmmusic.io: “Clash Defiant”, “Pepper's Theme“, “Sincerely“ by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
A Taste of the Taint.
With only ten days remaining until the destruction of Fire Island, our heroes are on the verge of completing their Glamazon training. All that remains is one final challenge that sees the group cast as battle maidens standing against shady forces in a historical reenactment. Will Bootie & the Hofish come out on top, or will they succumb to the power of the terrible taint?
Music from https://filmmusic.io: “Cool Vibes”, “Some Amount of Evil“, “Stay the Course“ & “Wretched Destroyer“ by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Glamazon Pride.
Tonight the Glamazons celebrate their city’s endurance with a festival honoring the lost queens of the great houses. Our heroes join in the fun. But, will the illicit activities of the previous night catch up with them? Will Fraya find some clothes? Does she want to? These questions and more are yours for the asking!
The Pup that Didn’t Bark.
Join Arson, Butylene, Fraya, and Irene for a most curious case of a canine in the night. Back in the Glamadrome, our heroes puzzle their way through a historical predicament. A miserable malefactor has pup-napped a prized pooch. A Pomeranian? Perhaps! Can the gang crack the case by using every skill on their (diegetic) character sheet? Or, will they resort to magic or violence and blow the whole shebang!? Only my hairdresser knows for sure, and they aren’t talking. So you’ll have to listen up, chuckles!
Music from https://filmmusic.io: “Cool Vibes” & “Stay The Course” by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Highway to the Danger Room.
In twelve days an old god will destroy Fire Island, and everyone on it, unless someone delivers the lost treasure of the great queens, long sealed away in a tomb beneath an obsidian ziggurat.
Arson Nicki, a half-elf / half-spider Warlock, Butylene O'Kipple, an infernal alchemist, and Fraya Love a water elemental worshiper of Cher, have traveled across Fire Island to the forbidden city of Glamalala seeking training and allies.
Their last encounter in the Glamazon City saw them imprisoned for trespassing, found guilty, and sentenced to death. But, after they defeated the Kraken priest and proposed a plan of mutual defense, the Glamazons were willing to give them a second chance.
So that's the context. But really, this whole episode is about introducing new player Irene Dubois.
Music from https://filmmusic.io: “Inspired” & “Sincerely” by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Glamazon Country.
Bootie & the Hofish set out for the Glamazon city, Glamalala, to learn from their masters and strengthen the alliance against the annihilating force of the Kraken.
The last time they were in the city, our heroes were prisoners sentenced to death for trespassing upon a sacred tomb.
Obviously the death sentence didn't quite take, so they're getting another shot at this. But one false move could spell doom for all the Honored Outside Guests of the Glamazons.
Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Backbay Lounge", "Sardana", "Severe Tire Damage", "Sincerely", "This House", and "Ultralounge" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Sashay your way down memory lane along with our heroes as we summarize over 30 episodes in about an hour!
If you're new to the show and want to jump into the latest chapter, this might be a great place to start!
If you've fallen behind, we've got you, babe.
And who knows, perhaps we'll even be joined by a mystery guest!
Heart and Soul.
Carol has crashed the summit at the summit of Radiant Rise just as the Glamazons and their Honored Outside Guests (H.O.G.s) were about to put aside their differences and come together to fry a bigger fish.
But who is Carol?
A horned devil astride a nightmare flanked by hellhounds, imps, and magmins, that’s who!
What happened to the deal with Barb? Will the Glamazons hold Bootie & the Hofish accountable for this infernal infraction? And will Fraya Love shape water?
Anything could happen, and some things do!
Music: “Dream Catcher”, “Giant Wyrm”, “Interloper”, “Ryno’s Theme”, “Severe Tire Damage”, “This House” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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The Devils and the Details.
Bootie & the Hofish once again find themselves before the Glamazon enquirer, making a case for the future of the island.
Last time the group was sentenced to death by sea spawn. So, that wasn't great.
But this time around they have the support of: Belfry Ramshackle, proprietor of the Golden Palace resort, Sir Throbardon, the leather eagle, Patrick, the scholar from the Edmonton Queen, and Ellen Caelus, Glamazon cleric of the life domain.
Can they convince the Glamazons to form an alliance against the implacable doom of the Kraken, or will a slip of the tongue see them licked once and for all?
Music, “Interloper”, "This House” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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The Hole of Glory.
Our heroes are are on the edge of edging their way to glory. The Hole of Glory, that is! This mysterious Glamazon artifact awaits at the end of a dark dank tunnel. Will our heroes survive a sticky situation unscathed? Will Fraya Love shape water? Will Arson Nicki smell a rat? Will Butylene O’Kipple spice up your life?
The answers to these questions and more are probably yes. But try to act surprised when it happens!
Music, “Cottages”, "Crypto” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Good luck, we’re all counting on you…
The gang levels up. But, with greater power comes greater responsibility! At least, I think that's how that's supposed to work.
Music, "Backbay Lounge", "Light Awash", "Severe Tire Damage", "This House", Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Goodbye, Horses.
An old god from the deep threatens to destroy Fire Island. If everyone works together, there's a chance they might survive. But, the Golden Palace is descending into panic and chaos.
Can Bootie & the Hofish restore morale by commemorating what they've lost, appreciating what they have, and steeling their resolve for the battles to come?
Music, "Backbay Lounge", "Light Awash", "Severe Tire Damage", "Ultralounge", Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Back to the Beach!
Bootie and the Hofish return to the Golden Palace just in time for a big beach bash!
Music, "The Lift" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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A Portable Party.
Hemmingway had A Moveable Feast. And look where that got him. Now he is a ghost.
We have a portable party. And also ghosts. So I guess we're no better than Hemmingway.
At least the Kraken Priest has been defeated!
Now, no fewer than one Jim Jim, one Throbardon, one Karin, one Patrick, one Ellen, a Gnomi, two humans, and two halflings look to Bootie & the Hofish for guidance. Wait a minute... where'd the halflings go?
Music: “Dream Catcher” & “Severe Tire Damage”, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Have a Little Priest!
Bootie & the Hofish find themselves in the unholiest of holies, the lair of the Kraken Priest!
Will our heroes alter the altar, severing the connection between monster and master? Or, will they wind up altered beasts, mindlessly serving the Kraken's unfathomable will?
Only Gnomi knows for sure. And he's got his own problems to deal with.
Music: “Interloper” & “Unlight”, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Below the Bottom.
Lady Essence, leader of the Glamazons, has sentenced Bootie & the Hofish to die at the clammy hands of the sea spawn; undead thralls of the mighty Kraken.
Dragged below the bottom of the sea, will our heroes survive to see the light of another day?
(… technically the light of another day could kill Arson, so maybe it’s all a wash)
Thank you to special guest Gilda Wabbit (@gildawabbit) for the cameo vocal stylings!
Lawful Neutral.
The tea cannot be unspilled. Things get judgey.
The Tea.
Part clip show, part deposition LARPing, part torture porn, this episode's got it all! Find out what happens when our queer heroes have to set the record straight.
March of the H.O.G.s!
After many arduous battles and a months-long journey (in podcast time), the gang finally discovers what's contained in the treaty that they've worked so hard to obtain. Surely this hard-won information will inform their decision making!
Music: “Dewdrop Fantasy”, "This House", & “Run Amok!”, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
The Library is Closed.
Bootie & the Hofish got what they came for, but will they survive to savor victory?
This episode contains something a bit like a dungeon & something a bit like a dragon!
Music: “Dewdrop Fantasy”, "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “Myst on the Moor”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Not Today, Satan!
Bootie & the Hofish are reunited in the Watersport archive where their attempt to recover the Fire Island treaty is bedeviled by Barb.
Butylene Zings, Harlotte gets handsy, Arson embraces change, and Fraya unbirths herself into an ooze.
Music: "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “Welcome to Horrorland”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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To Get to the Other Side…
This week Harlotte and Fraya cross the road.
Wait… no… let me try that again.
After the thrilling cliffhanger at the end of our last episode, Bootie & the Hofish desperately race to reunite inside the enemy stronghold.
Standing between the party and their happy reunion are infernal imps, wily wyverns, and sinister slimes.
Will Harlotte and Fraya survive the terrible town square? Will Butylene’s tea be exceptionally good today? And what of Arson’s giant spider? What indeed. The answers to all these questions and more can be found in an adventure that advances the overall story by approximately sixty seconds!
Music: "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “Welcome to Horrorland”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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The Belles of Watersport!
This week Harlotte and Fraya stroll along the beach. Butylene brews some tea. And Arson discovers that the library is open. Nothing bad or troubling happens at all. We don't learn about any impending doom. Nobody burns down any buildings. Everything is fine.
Visit http://bit.ly/extralifeseattle for details on our first Queens of Adventure live stream!
Music: "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “House of Leaves”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Topped by a Lighthouse!
Whether you're running up that hill, or falling down that hole, the town of Watersport will leave the light on for you. Get Helen Reddy for imp-possible adventure as you attend a tale of scenic blobs - by the sea! Oh, I know you'll love it!
Honestly, this episode description isn't our best work. But the adventure itself should be pretty good to listen to! So tuck in and enjoy, beef babies.
Under the Bush and Over the Hill!
The road to Watersport is long and perilous. Our heroes head for the hills where wild wyverns await, along with a yap from the past.
No time to celebrate the gang's big opening! The Golden Palace is still beset by sinister sea spawn. Belfry has a plan. But do our heroes trust her? All roads lead to the distant village of Watersport. But which perilous path will they choose?
Field Hockey: The Frock Opera!
It's showtime, synergy! Bootie & the Hofish's first show at The Golden Palace is about to begin. This show has everything: field hockey, edutainment, explosions, leather, feet, and a supernatural wheel of fortune. O, Fortuna!
Will our heroes inspire the guests of Golden Palace to beat off the waves of undead plaguing the casino? Or, will their show fall as flat as Harlotte's shoes? Find out in Field Hockey: The Frock Opera - It's Going to be Uncomfortable; (don't forget to bring an umbrella)!
Fringe is Our Color Story.
The time has come to prepare the greatest show Fire Island has ever seen! Every minor detail is a major decision. Can our heroes keep things in scale and hold to their vision? A vision that includes such aesthetic oddities as feet, field hockey, mint juleps, leather, goth rock, explosions, education, and the fickle whims of fate?
With the survival of the Golden Palace riding on the morale of its guests, the stakes couldn't be higher. Are Bootie & the Hofish up to the task?
How to Win Fans and Intimidate People.
Our heroes are running out of time to mount a showstopping extravaganza! But first they must convince the influencers around the Golden Palace to attend the show by completing their unusual requests.
The New Guardians of the Golden Moralexy.
Our heroes are on assignment! There's a job to be done, influencers to schmooze, and looks to assemble. As the queens explore the casino, they meet old friends and new and learn more about their dire predicament. With a deadline looming, can they please all of the people all of the time? Or will they end up sleeping with the fishes?
The Tide is High!
An army of undead emerges from the sea! Our Heroes have prepared trenches, traps, and flaming cocktails, but will it be enough to save their queenly cabana?
Welcome to the Golden Palace.
What dangers await our heroes in this strange new environment? And more importantly, when's Happy Hour? The queens have arrived at The Golden Palace, where new friends await -- along with terrible danger.
Capsized Queens!
Four water-logged adventurers wash up on a strange island, lost and separated from each other. Their possessions have been carried away in a storm -- and even worse, they're out of drag. What is this unfamiliar place? Can they reunite the party? And what are they to make of the unexpected appearance of a mysterious figure from their past?
Before we began our Season 1 adventure, we sat down with the performers for a casual chit chat about the game, their characters, and what it’s like to be a drag queen on a fantasy quest.
The Final Voyage of the Salty Starfish.
The game is afoot! The queens are making their way to Fire Island in search of treasure, but a terrible storm and a theft thicken the plot. It's a maritime mystery on a ship full of perilous puzzles, luscious lip-syncs, and more seamen than they've ever faced before. By the time they're done cruising, there won't be a dry seat in the house.
The Frozen Feast.
A peaceful interlude follows the excitement of the Top of the Tops contest, with the queens relaxing as guests of the Ice Princess. But further adventure hides behind every corner and hot tub! Our heroes soon find themselves engaged in combat, as clues emerge to direct them to further treasures.
The Tip of the Tops Competition.
Our heroes embark on a holiday adventure! This time, their new researcher Gnomi has signed them up for a battle of the bands in the hopes of winning a scepter that can unlock a vault full of queenly treasures. Expect a few chilling challenges, luscious lip-syncs, and a stuffed stocking or two.
The Nexus of Sidhe’Bae.
After their harrowing adventure at La Bouche Gardens, the queens head to market to sell their Trixie La Bouche merchandise, pick up a few items, and encounter some unexpected individuals.
The Mystery of LaBouche Gardens.
The four fabulous queens are caught in a haunting Halloween quest! Our October 2017 show offers fabulous frights, tricky traps, and at least one spoop.
The Tavern of the Hung Man.
Having just barely escaped the collapse of the House of Wunderbred, our queens embark on a new quest recorded between live shows. Harlotte encounters a shady suitor from her part; Butylene meets a cat lady; Fraya explores the mysteries of the divine; and Arson gets wet.
The Fall of the House of Wunderbred.
Our first live show! Recorded in August of 2017, the queens begin their adventuring career in a perilous mansion where danger lurks under every wig.
Dungeons & Dragons & Drag Queens come together in original comedy adventures!
Queens of Adventure is an ongoing Dungeons & Dragons story starring Seattle drag artists Arson Nicki, Butylene O’Kipple, Fraya Love, Harlotte O’Scara, Irene Dubois, Londyn Bradshaw, and special guests from the local drag & burlesque communities.
Our story began in 2017 as a series of live shows hosted by dungeon master Matt Baume. What began as a band of queer friends on a quest to earn a few drink tickets, has become a legendary journey in the shade of great queens and old gods. It’s a journey that combines flash and fantasy, death drops and death saves, and of course, dungeons & drag queens.
Our shows are entirely community funded. When you become a Patron you directly compensate the drag artists for their work, as well as help cover the costs of writing, recording, editing, and hosting the shows. Your support makes it possible for us to devote the time and love needed to bring Queens of Adventure to life!
Thank you to everyone in the community for spreading the word and supporting the show!
Album art: Chad Sell
Logo Design: Cody Shipman
Theme Song: Major Scales
Original Music: Sam Antonioli
Now, Sissy that roll!
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