Stay ConnectedMike Burns and lifelong best/worst friend, Karl4Real, share their own intimate life stories as well as discussing power moves in the world of food, sports, entertainment, and pop culture in this weekly, cult driven, foul mouthed podcast.
Recorded in beautiful Saginaw, MI.
-SCHOOL FOR BRIBES
-WOMAN DRINKS 6 PACK IN TARGET DRESSING ROOM
-MAN LOSES MIND AT TACO BELL AND MAKES HIS OWN MEXICAN PIZZA
-HOT TUB SEX AT RESORT ARREST
-BRAWL AT RED LOBSTER
-DRUNK BUS DRIVER TELLS KIDS TO GO F**K THEMSELVES
-DIARRHEA IN A NON WORKING BOAT TOILET
-VIOLENCE ENSUES AT GIN BLOSSOMS CONCERT
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Power Moves Your Illusion I:
-RIP Luke Perry & King Kong Bundy
-Little Caesar's Pretzel Pizza acquired
-Brooks drank a few smoothies and is healthy now
-Stranded man survives on Taco Bell sauce
-Burns lived on Taco Bell sauce and saltines
-My Pillow guy says some crazy Trump/God shit
-My Pillow guy cardboard cut out confused for deranged person
-Crab leg buffet brawl in Alabama
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Power Moves Your Illusion II:
-Testicle Salsa
-Step Dad's energy drink spiked with cow tranquilizers
-Antonio Brown's Hulk Hogan Moustache
-Pacman Jones goes bonkers at a casino
-A Daddy finds trouble living the Karl Welzein lifestyle
-Big Toilet actually destroys a toilet and is hurtin' real bad
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-RIP Brody Stevens
-McDonald's hash brown cell phone
-Drunk idiot calls the cops on himself
-Arrested sex in a patrol car
-Robert Kraft is too horny
-A Daddy has a doo doo accident at work
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Burns is sick and he's blown out on Dayquil. But the show goes on.
-That's not Detroit pizza!
-Sloppy Tates
-Big Toilet has a big appetite
-JetBlue drunk ass bound for Vegas
-Old man hides crack in his ear
-Turd Mobb
-Garage porno for all to see
-Guy blows up the restroom at Home Depot
-KFC buffet update
-Taco Bell bathroom explosion Power Move
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THE DOUBLE DEUCE:
-NFL withdrawals
-Movie popcorn to go
-Big Toilet would like to meat your mother
-Unwanted pee bologna
-Clown mask machetes vs. Grandma
-Man bites snake venom into wife
-Wet pussy shots
-Trash bag o' KFC
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Forever 021:
-Meth Fueled Death Party
-It's Not a Ghost in the Closet, It's Drew
-Butt-Naked Glitter Farting Troll
-"No No, Do Not Touch My Cock" and the Threesome That Destroyed a Las Vegas Hotel Room
-Tines Day Date Advice
-The Search for Brooks' Iowa Mugshot
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Included: Gnarly Zack on how to "Go Bold" at Del Taco, Drunk Texas dude goes psycho on a plane, Idiot destroys home with axe over action figure dispute, Texas chick tries to trick a guy into boning her "twin sister," Hangover nightmare train, Love found at Chili's, a listener tugs it while going poo on a business trip.
RIP Kevin Barnett
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Brido is back, you guys! Join us for: GUNS 'N ROSES SHROOMS, POWER LIFTING, RED LOB ULTIMATE FEAST, PRINGLES WALMART WINE, DOO DOO PARTY, LIQUOR STORE PARKING LOT PEE, AND A MICHIGAN MANIAC GOES TO NOLA.
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