Stay ConnectedMike Burns and lifelong best/worst friend, Karl4Real, share their own intimate life stories as well as discussing power moves in the world of food, sports, entertainment, and pop culture in this weekly, cult driven, foul mouthed podcast.
Recorded in beautiful Saginaw, MI.
Gnarly Zack co-hosts!
-Walmart Drunken Joyride
-Woman Punches Boyfriend's Scrotum Open
-Dad Steals Girl Scout Cookie Money for Erotic Massage
-Woman Attacks Boyfriend with Box Cutter on Birthday
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-NATURDAYS REVIEW
-"I EAT ASS" UPDATE
-COSTCO HENNESSY HEIST
-ELDERLY DUDE GOES TEENWOLF
-METH HEAD TUGS IT DURING MASS
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Vince Averill co-hosts with the heat of a thousand suns.
-Dave Bautista gets in on the Daddy movement
-$21k in Victoria's Secret Panties Stolen
-Drunk Crashes Lawn Mower into Cop Car
-Man Arrested For I EAT A** Bumper Sticker
-Child Porn Sicko Arrested Because of Gravy Spill
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Store's back open:
-GOT Battle of Winterfell
-Jalapeno Popper Casserole Recipe
-Kid Rock buys middle finger statue
-Meth smoker attacks mattress
-Millionaire steals from K Mart
-Wife murders husband over porn
-Bad threesome turns into arson
-Triple Fiber Energy Drink
-Fart Bukake in Rome
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-Brooks booked Leonardo DiCaprio, Burns is going Sizzler
-Weirdo steals a fire truck then does Michael Jackson dance on top of it towards cops with his ass out.
-Chick sends ex 159K texts for true love
-"Weak ass f*cking n****." -MLB Hero Tim Anderson
-Beach creep gets destroyed by MMA fighter
-Listener has a court date but is also destroyed
-The Baby Dick Bandit Rides Again
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-Drunk Game of Thrones
-Man beaten with own prosthetic leg
-Man beaten for not telling GF she's pretty
-Man beheads chickens and kills a motorcycle
-Man sues parents for trashing his porno
-Woman tries to karate cops at Walmart while son whips out his dick
-A listener screws over his friend Pigface
-Old man bar brawl
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-Poacher Eaten by Lions
-Naked Day Care Drunk
-Naked Waffle House Crackhead
-Olive Garden Drunk
-Listener Does Sex with a Drunk Pilot
-Bootylicious Porno
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-Brooks is back and Big Toilet checks in
-Applebee's Strawberry Dollarita
-Couple has sex on ferris wheel
-Woman gets DUI driving on rim with a full marg
-Nicolas Cage too drunk to understand wedding
-Guy chokes cashier for bagging his chips poorly
-Drama student stabs classmates during scene
-RIP Nipsey Hussle
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Matt Braunger co-hosts in the monster mega episode:
-Lime scooters
-Motley Crue's The Dirt review
-Axe Body Mouth Spray
-AK 47 theft
-Chainsaw in a cafe
-Wooden Penis
-Arby's manager shoots a guy at work
-A listener craps his pants during the ACT
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Crimes of the Week:
-DIY Subway
-Fajita Scam
-Paddy Wagon Jerk Off
-Robert Kraft Update
Listener Tales:
-Kicked Out of Nashville
-Burrito Farts on Hotel Pillows
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