Stay ConnectedMike Burns and lifelong best/worst friend, Karl4Real, share their own intimate life stories as well as discussing power moves in the world of food, sports, entertainment, and pop culture in this weekly, cult driven, foul mouthed podcast.
Recorded in beautiful Saginaw, MI.
I don't want to go back to the cold, hard streets of Saginaw yet, but I confirmed a bar crawl for St. Paddy's Saturday with Mrs. & Mr. Snowman, and scheduled a haircut with Rachel, so I'll feel a nice connection and flow during reentry.
See you when I retire again next year, Alabama.
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
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I can hardly enjoy these beers.
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
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May go insane here. No way to know.
Theme song by Dealbreaker
New K4RDS if you like spicy: 99
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
Enjoy this episode for Taco Night! Make 'em Salad Style.
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
The Aisle of Shame is a great idea. Does anyone know someone who works up the ladder at Target? Seems like an easy sell. I'll want to coordinate of course, for a small fee.
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
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Join Sandra, Lester, Brenda, Calvin, Rose, Pearl, and Mary, on a very special episode of 227.
New neighbor, Karl4Real, who's a huge asshole, shoots off his dick in the stairwell with a gun he stole from Calvin. The 227 gang rallies to save Karl's sad, blown off crank. Can Sandra somehow suck a peener back ON? Tune in for the shocking conclusion.
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
And we're back!
New look for 2025, with the same level of class and sophistication you've come to know and love. Enjoy! If there are any problems with this, you'll find out why later in the show.
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.
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Blessings, gratitude, and Merry Christmas, you guys.
Here's something to make your Monday more tolerable.
And if you f*cks with it, don't sleep on the new K4RDS ep we recorded very successfully on Friday night, you guys.
Are those some of my favorite athletes just because I like the number 23? No way to know.
I just had to look up how to spell "athlete" due to behavior on the K4RDS program.
Enjoy!
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.
We talk the Tyson fight, uhhhh...Snowman in an office job? And some other stuff? No way to know.
You'll find out. And look at that, on a Thursday! Can you imagine?
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
I say it's ep 220, but it's 221. Give me a break it's been a minute.
This really goes off the rails. I have no idea what we talked about.
Pretty sure it's entertaining though, you guys.
Karl4Real encouraged me to post another best of PM for Gnar, and return to our regularly scheduled episode next week. I agree.
Gnarly always got a a little more run on the Pmail, and these were always so shockingly fun. Sit back and relax with your best bud and a few High Lifes on this classic episode from August 20, 2019.
For supporters, the new K4RDS 085 is LIVE.
Happy 'Ween, you guys.
In this issue: Snowman voice, day steak, Life Alert, INXS, Venmo @pizzanachos69, lion's mane, Toilet's death betting odds, clogged toilet home remedy, Temple of the Dog, and other stuff.
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
It's Chili Season and 'Ween and Fall and it's all happening.
All I got.
Enjoy the program!
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
"Meet Me Half Way" is a song by American singer Kenny Loggins written by Giorgio Moroder and Tom Whitlock for the film Over the Top. It also appears on Loggins' sixth studio album, Back to Avalon.
I completely forgot I had a small role as the scumbag bartender in a scripted Yacht Rock spinoff with the pilot focusing on Giorgio Moroder. That obviously never made it to air.
This will make more sense after you listen to the program.
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
Well would ya look at that, we kept our word and came back for another show right away.
Feelin' SO responsible. Man.
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.
"We back up."
We're back with your boy! Such a nice cap after the death of Kark4Real, the hiring of Box, and the rehiring of undead Karl4Real on the K4RDS program. Showing gratitude to have brothers I love so dearly, even if I hate them sometimes.
Bless you Daddies!
Gnar returns for a fabulous pre-Memorial Day ep to send you off to glory. It's a great hang.
Be safe, with the heat of a thousand suns. Thanks for ridin'!
Love,
Mike
(This show is meant to be a bumper to the K4RDS ep I record a few hours later after golf league with Karl 4 Real if you're into that: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns. NBD.)
It's time to get caught up with ol' Gnar in Texas. Big surprise: he's chillin'.
New episode 058 of K4RDS for supporters
The Infamous by Mobb Deep piece
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.
I love how Brido and I make a normal effort to be healthier, then immediately act like we're Jack LaLanne. I just had 3 margs and 10 slices of honey ham for dinner.
Gotta put in the effort, but health can't an "all the time" thing.
Oh god I might be turning into him, you guys.
Brido returns for another outrageous edition of whatever it is we do here.
Happ 'Ster, you guys!
Well this goes from a mostly sweet and innocent conversation to going WAY off the rails several times. Please cancel us so we get famous.
I love this episode though. Proud of it.
Bless you Daddies!
You want it, you got it. Gnarly returns for casual conversation and a great hang.
Get in here!
Bless you Daddies.
Let's check in with our beloved friend, Gnarly Zack in Texas, shall we? Yes, we shall.
Crack a Lone Star and enjoy.
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.
-Mike
Seriously though, "Cowboy Song" is my favorite song of all time. Sometimes it's "Lost for Words" by Pink Floyd and sometimes it's "Route" by Son Volt and sometimes it's "Kick Down the Doors" by The Professionals and sometimes it's "Play a Train Song" by Todd Snider and sometimes it's "Bring It on Home to Me" by Sam Cooke (but specifically the live version from The Harlem Square Club).
Currently it's "Cowboy Song".
Anyway, here's a great live version from Phil & the boys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdjq8xDnzuM
I have no idea where this conversation begins or ends. It's a strange thing. I think Brido and I could just have never ending converstion about anything until exhaustion sets in.
Bless you Daddies and have a safe NYE.
-Mike
Brido returns after a hectic travel schedule and the holidays into the loving arms of Power Moves for a beautiful chat. Sit back and enjoy.
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.
Here's a fun episode for your Friday. Very loose and conversational.
Satisfying, if you will.
Get in here.
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.
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Brido returns from his book tour for a smorgasboard of an episode to rival Old Country Buffet. Let 'er rip tater chip.
Enjoy!
Mike Bridenstine and have a candid conversation aboout behind the scenes comedy and complications from his new book I'm in a bunch, available now:
The Perfect Amount of Wrong: The Rise of Alt Comedy on Chicago's North Side
New K4RDS on Friday!
-Bless you Daddies
And we're back. Missed us? Hope you had a neat summer. Brido has been busy workshopping some new questionable catchphrases.
Please enjoy this brand new episode featuring your favorite two professional knuckleheads saying a bunch of crap they probably shouldn't. Thanks for ridin'.
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.
Brido and I are back for an XL episode that's all over the place. It's very good and you'll like it alot. If you don't, I don't know what to tell you.
K4RDS episode 015 is wild. Click here for the newest weekly offering.
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.
Brido joins for the 200th episode spectacular which is pretty much just a regular show, but it is a really good one. I can tell it's a "really good one" when I think to myself after, "I hope no family members or loved ones listen to this. Ever."
Blessings. Thanks for ridin'. Sincerely.
-Mike
PS: I fixed the audio on ep 199.
PPS: I guess those dick tuck swimsuits allegedly don't come in kids' sizes. Yet.
Brido returns to discuss how there isn't anything to talk about in pop culture anymore than we talk about it for an hour. Success!
Enjoy!
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Brido returns to reflect on how we don't do anything really bad anymore and if it's possibly having a negative effect on the content showcased within this program.
Enjoy!
Raw dog bonus ep:
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.
-Mike
Gnarly Zack gets back in the hot seat to talk his engagement, rock n roll chef life, and consensual romantic assault. Get your ears on this glorious return.
Listen to Karl's Cards ep 008: So Steamed, now
Enjoy!
-Mike
Brido joins for a chat on a lovely spring day here in beautiful Saginaw, MI. Plus, strap in for a special appearance from Hollywood macho man, comedian *Caleb Hotchkiss.
*The statements and opinions of Mr. Hotchkiss are his own and are not shared by the Power Moves with Mike Burns podcast or its associates.
Brido returns for a chill hang. I know. I missed him too. Enjoy!
Your old pal Brooks checks in with the program to talk about almost blowing himself up along with a 4 million dollar cabin while trapped in a recent mountain blizzard.
Enjoy!
Check out the new episode of Karl's Cards featuring Karl4Real
Comedian and dear friend CJ Sullivan joins the show to discuss his squirrel problem, child care, March Madness, and other stuff. Listen to him on "Bottom Line Bombs" and "Blackout Diaries" anywhere you can listen to a podcast.
Note: Patreon will be delayed a day so we can bring you an episode of "Karl's Cards" featuring Karl4Real that he insists is "loaded".
I return from the south to the loving arms of Saginaw, Michigan and Power Moves. Brido joins for a beautiful reunion and brotherly reflection.
Bless you Daddies. Enjoy!
Bonus content with details of Brido and I being real disaster people
Brido joins to discuss me being off the grid, that Jonah Hill Netflix movie I think sucks, the problems with Alabama, and other stuff. Enjoy!
Blessings,
-Mike
The bitch is back! Thank you to Brido and Brooks for not burning the house down last week while I was gone. Cops only had to come twice. Please enjoy this hour of whatever it is. I'm sure you'll find it nothing short of spectacular.
Luv yew,
-Mike
While I'm on vacation, I left Brooks & Brido without supervision. Hopefully the police weren't called. The Power Moves offices can't handle another visit from Child Services. Let me know if they broke anything or called some 1-900 numbers.
Love,
Daddy
Once again I thought we had nothin' but it always works out beautiful. I need to try to not worry so much. Enjoy!
-Mike
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This is very chill episode filled with good vibes and mall talk (except for lighting up Skip Bayless who deserves it) to start the year. Enjoy it!
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Remember to watch Brido's full length comedy special on YouTube January 6th!
Comedian CJ Sullivan from the "Bottom Line Bombs" podcast and your boy Brido join for a special end of the year threeway. Enjoy!
It's a holiday celebraish with all the pageantry and magical wonder you'd expect from Power Moves!
So, pretty much the usual. Kick back with this grip and rip episode that's sure to please. Enjoy.
Merry Whatever You Celebrate, Daddies! Peace and love.
Burns gave "your boy" the keys for today. It's a fabulous foul mouthed episode filled with healing joy for your ears.
Buy my brother Brido's new album "Hustle" available now!!!
Bless you, Daddies
And we're back. Burns and Brido pull out all the stops on this decompression episode. It's good for a few chuckles.
Light it up and enjoy a deep inhale, Daddy.
Karl4Real(formerly known as Real Karl) joins the show once again to talk slutty Halloween 'stumes, side effects of urinary medication, and all types of ill sh*t. Co-produced by Karl4Real. You'll see.
Slightly more raw bonus content for subscribers
Bless you, Daddies.
Beloved friend, comedy legend, pro handicapper, and Philly's best, CJ Sullivan joins the program. It's a beautiful hang. Enjoy!
Extra half hour of raw talk: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
With Brido on assignment, Real Karl joins the program for several cold ones and discussions on church shameware, gas station weed, Ukraine orgies, Snake's eating habits, hating your birthday, and other immature raw talk. Enjoy!
Support and listen to the Pregame:
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It's always a good time when brother Nate Craig comes through. Hide your wives and girlfriends. Enjoy!
What is even happening on this show anymore? Nobody knows. But it is certainly going off the rails. Call the police.
Hope everyone had a great summer!
Brido returns.
Burns survived Covid and a thousand beers.
School is back in session and it's a beautiful thing.
Enjoy it Daddies! Blessings to all of you.
In this monster sized episode held together with duct tape due to equipment failure, the boys dissect the gross parts of the entertainment industry, what to do when you're an aging clown, and vent on other frustrations. Also Burns tells his side of a battle with the guy from Wonder Years, and says goodbye to an old food friend.
Uploaded from Mrs. Burns' Dell tower in the sewing room.
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The boys are back in town! Brido brings you tales of the murder trial he was on, we discuss a DUI inside of a Walmart, and the usual shenanigans. Enjoy!
Karl's namesake joins the program cloaked in anonymity as part of the Summer Hours series bringing you breezy convos with some of my nearest and dearest. Enjoy!
Summer vacation continues with a pop in from the OG rider to catch up what's going down..
Comedian, gambler, sports afficionado, golf buddy, and dear friend CJ Sullivan fills in successfully for this free running episode that went so smooth we never even touched the produced segments. Hope you dig it, but I know you will.
Dear friend, comedian Nate Craig joins Brido and Burns on the program. This one really escalates.
See Nate record his new album at The Greenmill in Chicago on June 1st. Get tickets here: https://natecraig.com/
Pregame Episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
A full hour with the god Kyle Kinane and of course, Brido & Burns. Sheeeyit. You know what this is.
Riders enjoy a raw 30 minute Postgame with the fellas: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
Brido joins for another barn burner:
-James Cromwell glued his hand to a Starbucks counter over milk substitute charges.
-5th graders from the kindergarten margarita school are doing weed.
-A dispute over chicken poop escalates into a pee bucket bucket assault.
Pregame for the full experience: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
Brido joins for this lovely buffet:
-Dave Chappelle attacked at the Hollywood Bowl.
-Pizza driver burned on lotto ticket.
-Member of Paliament busted for porn at work, twice.
-EgyptAir crashed by cigarettes.
-Woman who tried to get oral with a gun sentenced.
-Phone stroker dirtbag.
Sorry for for the 2 mild tech glitches!
PREGAME: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
Miggy hit 3000, the Yankees are trash, Mike Tyson airplane beat down, a woman got stuck in an outhouse toilet, an old guy tried to kill a dog walker on the 15th hole, and a slapper almost died from tugging it. Brido rides successfully.
Bonus PREGAME episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
An apology is demanded from HBO's Winning Time, a racist street wizard is running amock, and a bunch of little kids got loaded at school. Brido is a delight as usual.
Enjoy the Pregame program: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
We're back in the home studio with your boy Brido for a guy who scams Wendy's with a fake badge for 2 years, a woman who claims her uncontollable pooping made her commit vehicular homicide, and real piece of garbage who tugged it 4 times on a flight for all to see.
Pregame this week is fantastic: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
This is as raw as it gets, Daddies. Thank you to The Lincoln Lodge, Adam, Sean, 80's, Kate, Mark Geary, Chicago, and you guys for being the best.
Also, here's a 2 hour Pregame with Brido for the backers. All love: www.patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
Brido is back to discuss:
-Taylor Hawkins RIP
-The Chris Rock and Will Smith Slap
-Doritos Cost Cutting Chip Numbers
-A Jet Skier Who Needed to Be Put Down
With Brido away on assignment, enjoy this special best of edition, filled with the ripest stupid true crime stories from the days of wayback featuring Gnarly Zack and "B-Dubs" Brooks Wheelan. 'Memba when Gnarly had to sit on the balcony in the cold during lockdown? 'Memba that? Good times.
1. Duff McKagan
2. Intro
3. Duthsty Rhodes Promo
4. Supermarket Dad Fistfight
5. Proud Boy Shoots Peener Off
6. Cop Car Sex
7. Battle Axe Home Invasion
8. Evil eBay Execs
9. Father Travis Threesome
It's an action packed show with your boys breaking down:
-Mike Tyson Holyfield Weed Gummies
-Elon Musk vs. Putin
-Tom Brady unretiring
-Turn it Up or Turn it Down 2
-Florida Man has cops test his meth for bath salts
-Date turns into attempted murder over US drone strike on Iran
See Power Moves LIVE in Chicago: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/power-moves-with-mike-burns-live-tickets-292167750607
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Brido and I play a new music game called "Turn it Up or Turn it Off", a Detroit guy passes away watching porn while driving, and in Florida a man almost gets shot for using a leaf blower at 7:45 AM.
POWER MOVES LIVE in Chicago 4/2: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/power-moves-with-mike-burns-live-tickets-292167750607
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Burns yells at Brido for making him try to remember the 2000 election, Hard Mountain Dew is coming, a lawyer in Florida gets naked drunk at a beach bar, and New Yorkers are getting crazy loud with their banging activities.
Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
Aaron Rodgers wedding called off, Super Bowl hangovers, hidden pee camera at cop shop, the crazed case of a drunk woman on a suitcase scooter in Florida, and two sisters go buckwild at Disney World.
Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
And we're back! Took a snow day last week and went Patreon only. Brido joins this week for a brawl at Golden Corral, a dude who maybe cut his arm off at a grocery store, and a mayor who thinks ice fishing brings in prostitution. Bless you Daddies.
Pregame episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
Brido joins to breakdown the new Kid Rock single lyrics, a shoe store manager who goops in customer's sneakers, an anti vax guy who drinks his own pee, and..Burns does the show on too much THC. It's a really classy episode.
Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
Brido joins for all this mess:
-Burns thinks he has Covid-22
-Rappers being prosecuted from lyrics
-Los Angeles has some crazy train robberies going on
-A horny guy filled his limp peepis with insulation foam
-Power Tube
-Power Grooves
Pregame episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
Michael Jordan vs. Tom Brady, people are smoking cigs again, and Drake takes drastic steps to destroy his seed. Brido rocks it successfully on another fabulous episode of The People's Podcast.
Hear the exclusive bonus companion episode every week at patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns and feel good about supporting this fine independent program that loves you back.
Jeez, lotta profanity in that title. Kinda concerning?
We're back 2022! And Brido is ready to rock your world.
Jason DeRulo goes buckwild over Usher comment, PBR gets in troubs for a recommendation, some guy makes a grave error hopping an NYC turnstile, and a chick from 90 Day Fiance was selling farts for money.
Pregame with us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
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Brido and I discuss karaoke, 80's wrestling, Christmas lights, and play everyone's favorite game show, "BANG, MARRY, ERASE FROM EXISTENCE!"
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Brido after the show: "Wow, that episode got really naughty."
-Karl Welzein gives a special congrats to newlyweds
-A Waffle House cook gets busted for dealing meth
-A WW2 memorabilia collector gets an anti tank shell stuck in his you know what
-An Iowa guy gets busted for measuring his junk at the library
And we're back from 'Ving Vacay. Brido will make you a plate of lefties.
-Kid Rock's "Don't Tell Me How To Live" fully broken down.
-911 called to get out of a speeding ticket.
-Gun shop prank manslaughter.
-OnlyFans recorded in a cop car.
-Power Tube
-Power Grooves
In this top quality episode:
-Big Toilet is high as giraffe p****
-A Door Dasher blows up a lobby garbage can
-Plumbers brace for Brown Friday
-Poo sticks (Joker face)
-A dog humper gets busted
-Mike Tyson brand Toad Venom
You'll see. Brido rides shotgun. Get in the car.
Pregame in the K-Money Club for Uniformed Political Commentary
All in this exciting episode:
Ab cramps, grown up clothes, Jeff Bezos girlfriend wants to bone Leo DiCaps, Arby's vodka, Joe Biden rips a big one, prison fart assault, and all the usual antics with your baby brother Brido.
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Brido joins for:
Frigid temps, Christmas music, Michael Jordan gambling with Jeremy Roenick, Pizza Hut's Horny Sauce, Beach Rubbin', Papa John is just Wealthy Dadboner, and other nonsense.
In this fabulous episode:
Birthday Blues, Meh World Series, Tiger King 2, Russian Bear Attacks Boxer, LA Parking Enforcement Sucks, Pop Tarts Gets Sued, Suing for Anything, Pantera Taco Bell Rider, and Your Baby Brother Brido.
Pregame with us: K-Money Club featuring Peanut's Champagne Room
Brido joins to discuss a stolen property returned to the rightful family, Flint idiots trying to shoot a helicopter, an old man who will hit you in the mouth, and a lawsuit over an STD.
The Lions gonna Lions, Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti, a babe gets busy in a Florida car lot, a maniac goes full on stupid at a Hamilton performance, and our good friend Nate Craig comes along for the ride.
Click on the Patreon link below to listen to the full 1:40 program combining the Pregame and the Flagship. It's FREE.
We catch up with your best bud, Gnarly Zack.
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We're back live at PT's Pool & Grill talking tree trimming, severe weather, antique shows scamming people for money, dive bars, and Snowman shares a brawl story.
Tickets to POWER MOVES LIVE in Chicago
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Brido joins for a conversation about poor body image, anger at commercials, America is headed for Idiocracy, milk crates, and the guy who sued his parents over his giant porno collection has justice prevail.
Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
Brido of the Hunk podcast joins for discussions on dehydration, shrunken ding dongs, getting a Go Fund Me to pay for a Val Kilmer tattoo, the return of CM Punk to AEW, Marlon Wayans' new filthy stand up special, a guy who tried to rob a store for a Snickers bar, and a bunch of other really cool stuff you'll enjoy.
Pregame episode and other exclusive content. Subscribe: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
Anonymous Twitter darling @ClueHeywood makes his first ever podcast appearance for a discussion about social media, dive bars, music, drinking 69 beers, and finding true happiness in this special episode. Sink in.
Pregame with your boy @brido: Patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
B-Dubs stops by the program via satellite from Casa del Sol to share his adventures under the bright lights of Hollywood.
New Pregame episode: Patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
All killer no filler with the Big Homie. You know how we do.
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Snowman makes a triumphant return to the program for party & bullshit & a round of Bone, Marry, Erase from Existence in this can't miss episode.
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Special guest Nate Craig joins the program from Wisconsin to discuss the Bucks championship, Aaron Rodgers, a murder over nagging, letting god drive your car, and a Florida man who got busting boning a pickle.
Check out the hour and half pregame episode with Mike Bridenstine here for members only: www.patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
Nate Craig tickets and show dates: www.natecraig.com
Brido from the Hunk podcast joins to talk Instagram addiction, how the chicken is violently spicy at BK in Memphis, complete chaos at a Florida Outback Steakhouse, the boys look back at Carolina Panthers WR Robby Anderson's 2018 arrest, and discuss the garbage guy in charge of Brazil who has chronic hiccups due to backed up doo doos. Allegedly.
More: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
Mike "Brido" Bridenstine joins Burns for another round of this evolving game.
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Sewage and guns and axe attacks, "Trump Man" spends ten years crapping on his neighbor's lawn, and we ALMOST get through chapter 5 of Power Moves.
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It's a potluck episode with a little of everything. Grab a plate.
Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
Gnarly returns to the loving arms of Power Moves, a bad gambler with anger issues gets locked up, some psycho goes Tony Montana on a Jet Blue flight, and Mr. Funyuns gets violent with his portable toilet.
Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
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Burns & Brido get loose in this special Mega Size episode featuring Monday Night Beers.
See hotass Nate Craig LIVE. Bring a mop.
Pregame for an extra 40 mintues: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
The boys dissect the madness of the 2 Live Karl chapter from Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style by Karl Welzein.
Part 1.
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There's more trouble at Kid Rock's Bigass Honky Tonk, a Kansas State Rep gives an unbelievably bizarre substitute teaching performance, and a US Army soldier endures a night of hell at a Polish strip club.
Pregame with us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
An NFL player is taking his whole salary in crypto, four cops totaled their squad cars drag racing, a guy who robbed a store with a BB gun gets arrested buying a BB gun, a drunkass cut off his finger slashing tires, and a maniac with super powers went ballistic in Kid Rock's Honkey Tonk Steakhouse.
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Two corrections officers ruin their lives during a trip to Taco Bell, and the boys break down chapter 4 of Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style.
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*Recorded April 21, 2021. 5:00pm ET*
All in this must listen episode: The boys are gonna get wealthy from Dogecoin, dude pulls a gun at Domino's over "toppings on the side", a babe bust caps in the BK drive thru, a home inspector bangs a kid's Elmo doll, and a couple leaves their toddler in the car while they go sex toy shopping. So special.
*Recorded 4/14/2021, 6:14 ET*
A fella on a riding mower goes on a crime spree, a taco eating contest goes to court, a way too horny guy gets busy solo in the Publix parking lot, and a cheater is forced to go on a nude walk of shame.
The K-Money Club feat. Peanut's Champagne Room
*Recorded April 7, 2021. 9:15pm ET*
A Florida mom tries to kill someone at a crowded public park with her car, a domestic dispute over a Big Mac, some idiot faked his own kidnapping to get out of work, and a sex worker brutally destroys a john who won't pay.
Bonus Content: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
*Recorded 3.31.2021. 8pm ET.*
And...we're back.
Border cops seize 227 pounds of illegal bologna, a Florida mom beats down a kid at school with a boxing glove, a mechanic gets his last check as 91,500 pennies soaked in grease, some dork from an HBO show ruined his career by grabbing chicks at a goth club, and we have an update from Power Moves legend, Father Travis, of S&M church porno fame.
The K-Money Club feat. Peanut's Champagne Room
*Recorded March 24, 2021. 9:15 ET*
Burns reads Gnarly chapters 2 & 3 from Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style for the first time.
Hilarity ensues and joy is found.
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*Recorded 2.24.2021, 5:47pm PT*
Bruce Springsteen DUI, complete maniac runs into a cop car doing everything wrong possible, Wendy's Cinnabon attack, grave defiled with dead animals, sword nerdass robbery, and Dinosaur Mask Jesus.
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*Recorded 2.10.2021, 5:33 pm PT*
Today on the the program, 3 people are dead in a snow shoveling murder-suicide, 6 people are arrested for changing the Hollywood sign to “Hollyboob”, there’s been ANOTHER machete attack in Michigan, and a Florida lawyer is in trouble for shooting porno inside a prison.
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*Recorded 2.3.2021 5:30pm PT*
Mike Lindell is banned from Twitter, sad Robert Kraft porno news, a guy steals an ambulance to get Jack in the Box, and we have another sword attack in Michigan.
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A man in fear of 'Rona living at a Chicago airport, Joe Exotic is toast, a gas station is robbed of Mentos, A Boogie Wit da Hoodie has bad toilet issues, and the coppers bust Myrtle Beach live porno shows.
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*Recorded 01.20.2021 5:47pm PT*
A Wendy's rocker is busted for rocking too hard, a teacher gets drugged with phat ass pills, a husband gets dommed and walked like a dirty dog, a doper shoots up bath salts on his first day of work, and a murder clown conviction is highly questionable.
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A man receives justice for his destroyed porn stash, we cover some machete news, a strip club gets shot up over a mask dispute, a psycho makes death threats over a Facebook friend request, and squirrels are violently attacking New York City residents. Take the edge off.
*Recorded 01.06.2021 5:30pm PT*
Burns reads Gnarly the final chapter of Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style, detailing Karl Welzein's epic Christmas tale from 2011. Put on a cozy sweater and snuggle up by the fire with a beverage of your choice. Rated PG-13.
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Happy Holidays! Bless you Daddies!
People in Wisconsin eat raw hamburger sandwiches, a man robs Mickey D's for food with a chainsaw, a drunk Florida psycho drives around with an AR-15 out the window, an ex-cop wails on a repairman for false voter fraud, and a guy tries to get a ride home on an airplane wing.
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Meth biker shoots himself and gets hit by a car, a Florida drunk goes full Rick James bitch, a criminal named Bud Light Mike is in further legal troubles, and we do 2 wild listener stories from the Pmail bag THAT YOU WON’T WANT YOUR CHILDREN IN THE ROOM FOR.
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A man is murdered for sticking his fingers in the Thanksgiving leftovers, the Sex Pistols lead singer gets his peener bit up by squirrel fleas, an Amish guy has carnal relations with a horse, 41 people get Covid at a swinger’s convention, and a homophobic law maker gets busted at a gay orgy.
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Today on program, a guy breaks into a bank to heat up Hot Pockets, 2 horny people get busy on the side of the highway, and we do a fat chunk of Thanksgiving nightmare true crime tales to get you ready for the holiday.
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Power Grooves: Be Thankful for What You've Got by William DeVaughn and What a Fool Believes by The Doobie Brothers
*Recorded 11.18.2020 - 5:30pm PT*
Chicago White Sox manager Tony La Russa gets a hilarious DUI, a guy gets busted for sticking his peener in a blowjob machine at a sex store, a woman digs into her own goodies at Popeye’s Chicken, and as promised, we get into the Pmail Bag segment that was too hot for Entry Level.
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*Recorded 11.11.2020, 5:15pm PT*
Some turkey had to get taken down for attacking old ladies, monkeys are being forced into slave labor by the coconut industry, and two fake doctors castrate a man on his request.
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**Recorded 10.28.2020 - 5:45pm PT
Wow, this week is a doozy. I think the title pretty much covers it.
Gnarly is back in the house, and the boys really get after it.
Intro is about 15 minutes long, just a heads up.
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Bless you Daddies.
*recorded 10.21.2020 5:20PM PT*
Brooks "B-Dubs" Wheelan and Burns reconvene for the first time since Covid, safely distant in the front yard of the Doommates house. You'll dig it.
No format on this one. Gripped and ripped.
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In this extended episode: A man puts his poop in a box at the grocery store, a horny guy tried to acquire the services of a horse sex worker, and we pay tribute to Eddie Van Halen. Recorded safely al fresco.
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*Recorded 10.7.2020 5pm PT*
RIP Eddie Van Halen
A pastor smokes meth with his congregation before an exorcism, cops find 340k used rubbers to be resold, and we share one of the grossest Yelp reviews ever.
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Power Grooves: O.D.'d in Denver by Hank Williams Jr., and It's So Easy by Guns N' Roses
*Recorded 9.30.2020 5:15pm PT*
A 5th grader is asked to remove his Hooter’s mask at school, a Detroit guy jumps a bridge like The Dukes of Hazzard, and an Oregon genius shoots himself in the dick at the grocery store.
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*Recorded 9.23.2020, 5:42pm PT*
Red Lobster Dew Garita press release by Karl Welzein, a dentist goes to prison for pulling teeth on a hoverboard, and karma comes for a man at McDonald's.
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Power Grooves: Open Your Eyes by Bobby Caldwell, and We're Dust/The Violator by Iron Age
Gnarly is back in the house as we safely record distanced and al fresco. A woman thinks she cooked a guy's dick, Taco Bell Mexican Pizza is 86'd, and boneless chicken wing guy update. Let's go.
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Power Grooves: Don't Wanna Fall in Love by Jane Child. I Want You by Concrete Blonde.
*Recorded 9.9.2020 at 6:45 PT*
A man wants boneless buffalo wings cancelled, a grossout goes through the Taco Bell drive thru butt naked, and a Florida woman tries to trade oral sex to a cop for a JUUL e-cigarette.
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Power Grooves: Roll Me Away by Bob Seger, and Power Trip.
Nate Craig @hypeman fills in for Gnarly.
NBA player strike, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's son charged with stabbing neighbor over trash can fight, a gassy Dad gets wailed on, and mom & son arrested for boning in Massachusetts.
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Power Grooves: FUBU by Royce Da 5'9", and Power Trip.
*Recorded 8.26.2020, 6:00 pm PT*
The best of this week's headlines: 2 men are charged with the murder of Jam Master Jay, Fernando Tatis is playing baseball the right way, a formerly homeless man moves into a soccer stadium, an idiot shoots himself in the man veggies, some party boat babe takes a leak on her husband, and a listener follows up the Marty Jannetty story with a with a raw personal tale.
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Power Grooves: It's Over by Run-D.M.C., and Staurolite Stroll by Night Moves
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Brooks Wheelan is trying to fight Logan Paul, a McDonald's customer tries to make his own burger, a Chili's hostess is attacked by a mob, and wrestler Marty Jannetty probably killed a guy.
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Grooves: Banditos by The Refreshments, All The Small Things by blink-182
Nudie druggos fight the cops, a pizza fella gets gets busy on his junk at Circle K, there's been another samurai sword attack, plus Power Tube, and Power Grooves.
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PGrooves: Before I Go by John Hiatt and Battle-axe by Deftones
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The CA government says Buffalo Wings aren't a meal, a Buffalo fan takes her hate for Tom Brady to the grave, a Dad gets his junk grabbed over weed, and Insane Clown Posse teams up with Chris Hansen.
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Power Grooves: It's in the Way That You Use It by Eric Clapton and Trash by New York Dolls
A guy gets busted at Walmart printing porn for the homies, cop leaves gun in Target family restroom, Houston drive-thru strip club, Taco Bell cuts items, and Michigan woman busted hiring rentahitman.com.
Power Grooves: Ride Like the Wind by Christopher Cross, Ride Like the Wind by Saxon, and I Love LA by Randy Newman.
Correspondent Caleb Hotchkiss joins for a special report, a robbery is thwarted with a pizza, a police officer kills his co-worker at home, and a listener shares an evening of being Macho Man Randy Savage.
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Power Grooves: Thru and Thru by The Rolling Stones, Hello Girlfriend by GMA's
Canoe DUI, a petition to shut down a bar in Illinois due to racism, and a dear listener severely injures himself while enjoying the program.
Apologies for Gnarly's audio. Zoom sucked today.
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Power Grooves: Love You Down by INOJ and Pirate Love by Johnny Thunders
We dive into the life of Chef Boyardee, a nude gardener gets creeped on, and shots are fired over skimpy pizza toppings.
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Power Grooves: Thug Luv by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony and Awful by Hole.
Yup. That's the name of this episode.
"eBay Executive Porno Orgy Pig Mask Harassment and Cruisin' Chubbys Outbreak."
K-Money Club & Peanut's Champagne Room
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PG: Freedom! '90 by George Michael and No Bone Movies by Ozzy Osbourne
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A guy just wanted to write his name on the field in Milwaukee, a jailer accuses McDonald's of biting his sandwich, and a knife wielding psycho goes berserk in the worst motel ever.
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Hot Cheerleader terrorist blows himself up making a bomb, a real scum pee'd in beverages and grocery store, and we do a deep dive on Nacho Vidal, the porn star who allegedly was involved in a toad poison death.
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BLACK LIVES MATTER
Turns out it's really easy to break into a Wells Fargo if you're hungry and some kids get told to shut the f*ck up.
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*Recorded May 27, 2020. 5:21 PT.*
Seoul FC sex doll fans, an awful person does something awful in a Taco Bell drive thru, and a 65 year old man gets killed by his 81 year old male relative during sex. Wow.
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*Recorded May 20, 2020. 5:15pm PT*
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Dennis Rodman shares Kim Jong Un's hotties, Bill Murray fights Guy Fieri nacho style, some jag throws a rock through a Mickey D's window on way to Walm, jerk person fights workers at Red Lobster, and Big Toilet's favorite sub shop is a war zone.
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*Recorded on May 13, 2020. 5:42pm PST
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It's not the right time for health, guy gets a DUI after running himself over, strip club drive thru, Gator diva says no pictures, Tik Tok pee pants, and a woman's private parts are ablaze.
*Recorded May 6, 2020. 5:00pm PST*
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INSIDE: UFO Videos, Becoming Your True Self, Fake Heart Attacks, 90 Day Fiance, John Stossel Sucks, "My Old Lady" Car Crash House Wreck, Busch Light, Skeet's VSP Bar in Cleveland is taken down on 4/20.
*Recorded on April 29, 2020. 5:42 PST.*
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Whoops. Smashed the SD card so this audio is a backup, still good though. Gronk goes to the Buccs. Burns is getting fluffy. Mayor of NYC wants snitches, gets dick pics. A piece of garbage crashes two cars into the same house.
*Recorded April 22, 2020. 5:30 PST.*
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Burns and Gnarly answer some listener questions, discuss their last meals, everyone is work drinking from home, and a threesome turns violent over erection issues.
*Recorded on April 15, 2020*
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Gnarly and Burns pick their "TOP 3" on over 50 subjects in this extended episode. Please excuse our quarantine audio. Other than a few glitches, this turned out pretty decent. We'll be at full strength again next week.
*Recorded April 8, 2020, 5pm PST*
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Still recognizing the weekend, pitbull was the wheelman, a pee napkin ruins a couple. Gnarly and Burns hold it down successfully.
*Recorded April 1, 2020, 5:34pm PST
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*Recorded 3/25/2020 5:41pm PST
4 boobs and a burger in Portland, people are wiping with t-shirts, and butt eating takes a nose dive in New York.
Apologies for the audio. After a few minutes you get used to it. We should have a better remote set up next week. But this is still a kickass episode.
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Gnarly Zack joins via satellite.
Food ideas for the end of the world, Tom Brady goes to Florida, TV suggestions, an a strip club employee from Illinois goes buckwild during a DUI stop.
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*Recorded March 11, 5:30pm PST.
Alex Jones loves booze, don't barf when drunks are eating their slop, and a cop gets his dong tugged during an arrest.
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This week's special episode with Big Homie Vince Averill and Garden City Michigan's finest is not to be missed.
RIP FFNWJ
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Guy in a mega sweet Def Leppard tee gets busted for stealing a Walm scooter, shots fired at Flint Taco Bell, McGruff the Crime Dog gets locked up, Katana blade stabbing over weed in MI, and the Hot Pockets heir goes to prison.
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We breakdown the worst first date ever, a J in the B robber gets punked out, and a pastor who thinks the Super Bowl halftime show will send him to hell with horniness.
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Enjoy this premium episode for these top tier stupid true crime stories of the week, and stay for the Yelp reviews of the locations.
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You get all these important news items, but wait! There's more!
Daddy Big Chris drops an epic story in your lap in a very special Pmail Bag. Strap in, kids. It's a wild ride.
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If you are in a REALLY BAD SPOT that way, email me at powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com. Just hold on and we'll talk through it.
Mike and Gnarly discuss a mystery doo doo woman, a guy who showed a judge his doob smoke style, and two women involved in a shrimp deal gone wrong.
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Gritty is in hot water, Psycho Dad lights up a HS wrestler, a cheap scumbag assaults a BK worker with his phone, and some guy is living in a grocery store ceiling.
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Guy breaks into Taco Bell for Christmas dinner and a nap, yoga teacher destroys an idiot who wouldn't stop using his phone at the movies, and an old man shoots an apartment worker over water damage.
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The boys are back in town for 2020 with this extended ad free episode.
Scum beats it at 'Bee's, BK employee pulls a gun, Mickey D's sauce rage, Black Sabbath Christmas Maniac, lotto ticket masterminds, and a landlord gets doused with doo doo.
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Your toilet time at work is compromised, a horny guy from church trades Arby's for sex, That Tekashi weirdo is going to prison, and a Subway job celebraish turns into a burn your boyfriend party.
Gnarly Zack returns in one piece.
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Papa John is getting a divorce, Long Island woman threatens stabbing over TGI Fridays endless apps, Taco Bell worker attacks customer with machete, Walmart cocaine Christmas sweater, and drunk Packers fans beat the sh*t out of each other over a sitcom.
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Kid Rock got hammered and lost it at his restaurant, a drunk Steak n Shake employee robbed his store on Thanksgiving, and some piece of trash shot a family member on Thanksgiving over Facebook.
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Happy 'Ving! Papa John's getting weird, BK Zesty Sauce shortage, McDonald's worker lawsuit, burrito jacked, Florida man faces down an AK and wins.
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Vegan suing BK for tainted Impossible burgers, cocaine flew in man's window, 3 trashed judges brawl at White Castle, perv tricks people into changing his dirty diaper.
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Michigan guy gets smoked by a battle axe, Nantucket Mickey D's gets you high, creepy high school student tapes a guy having alone time, and an update on the Chili's bank robber.
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Don't cut in line at Popeye's, responsible citizen avoids DWI with Walmart's help, Chili's bank robber fashion, and a toilet vandal is on the loose in Virginia.
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Business as usual in the Halloween spectacular: A man really needs some Natty Ice, the world's dumbest armed robber gets locked up, and it's last call for 50 cent Long Islands.
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Olaf from Frozen is violated, sex offenders file lawsuit over signs that warn trick or treaters not to visit their homes, and a corrections officer trades McDonald's to a prisoner for a beej.
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A woman cut a guy deep at The Bell, brother makes his sister a meth sandwich, and a Memphis Police Officer is really protective of hot dogs.
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Guy attacks neighbor with pee pee, guy really hates Elizabeth Warren bumper stickers, idiot wants cops to test her dope, Speakeasy Restaurant in Minnesota Yelp reviews.
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The delish meth bean dip at Thriftway, armed robbery for a GED, porno plays on I-75 outside Detroit, weirdo cops sued for baptizing a woman.
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The episode title explains all you need to know.
Brooks Wheelan joins the ride on the world's greatest stupid true crime news podcast.
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That Halloween story is a doozy, Clark.
Gnarly Melissa holds it down.
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Our 1-year anniversary!
Amish dudes with the boomin' system, woman thinks she's too white to be arrested, and a couple slaps hams in a cop car.
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A listener scores free dags, a lesson in strip club etiquette, and a dive bar in Sacramento to put on your bucket list.
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Guns at the drive thru over cold Mickey D's, some piece of trash got arrested for a wet willy, a lady cut off her husband's penis, and a lawyer gets pee thrown in his mouth.
Gnarly Zack hangs and bangs.
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Pastime Pool in Pleasanton, CA, some idiot who believes in magic bans Harry Potter books for safety, and Big Chris spins an epic prank war tale.
Gnarly Zack lights it up.
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Chris Jericho has his AEW belt stolen while at Longhorn Steakhouse, gun is drawn over sold out Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches, Michigan couple turns to robbery after winning $500K scratch off, and a lawsuit over a golf cart accident at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
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LIVE from The Roost in Los Angeles, CA, on Labor Day with Gnarly Zack.
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Andrew Luck retirement outrage, Flamin' Hot Cheetos movie, electric cart pervert in Walmart, family crab leg theft, and a Florida man threatens a friend with a machete after he doesn't flush the toilet.
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Daddy Kush returns with a concerning tale of Dirt Patch Dillon, a bully finds karma through a lawn dart, and we learn about the secret employee menu at Dairy Queen.
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Man destroys property over Filet-O-Fish, woman goes Stone Cold on her boyfriend, woman denied the D burns down a house, and the dark web takes a man's giblets.
Gnarly Zack lays in the cut.
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We talk baseball cards, a guy gets booted from high school for calling a phone sex line from his teacher's office, among other things, and a tale about a WILD character named Hot Tub Johnny that you don't want to miss.
Gnarly Zack goes hard once again.
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Mike Tyson's new weed business, a felon smokes himself in the genitals, a glock gets stolen from a Florida orgy, and a meth addict who killed his wife claims he was injected with bad mayonnaise.
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Brooks Wheelan got kicked out of a wedding he crashed, Burns does a chug vid on the show, a drunk gets arrested for peeing on a mailbox, and a story about Sleepy, the biggest piece of garbage golf caddy in the whole wide world.
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I have a very honest conversation with the delightful and hilarious Martha Kelly about Baskets, comedy, depression, and addiction. I highly encourage you to gut through the audio problems and listen to some real talk.
We also do a few stories after the half hour mark if you're not into that.
This is one of my favorite episodes ever, despite it sounding like we recorded in a trash can. It's honest, real, and very different.
Hope you enjoy it.
DUI in the Taco Bell drive thru, listener power moves his DQ boss, a crushed sack possibly induces pregnancy, and Big Chris shows an old lady a video of himself getting carnal.
Gnarly Zack hangs.
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Gunfire in a McDonald's over cold fries, bro in McDonald's pulls a gun over vape, mom's body get sold for military blast testing, and some pile of garbage hits his mom with Mountain Dew because she ruined his weed.
Gnarly Zack rides again.
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Bachelor party strip club stomach illness in Indiana, a listener can't get any sort of release, and Big Chris shames a shoplifter out of love.
Lady Daddy Number 1 Melissa Boyle does me a solid.
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Some clown drives 35 miles standing out of his sunroof, a guy cuts his wife's lover's dick off with scissors, and some psycho blasts her mom in the face with cake and mouthwash.
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Snowman co-hosts LIVE from Steamer's Pub in Saginaw, MI!
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21st birthday goes out of control, review of Casino South Side Lounge in Austin, TX, pee blood ER visit equals a busted face, and a night of tequila turns the horniness up to 11.
Snowman co-hosts.
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Guy tries to smuggle a pound of coke under his wig, prison guard tries to smuggle meth in a burrito, guy get pulled over with a gun, whisky, rattlesnake, and uranium in a stolen car.
The main man Vince Averill co-hosts the madness.
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The show title should give you enough reason to listen to the greatest listener mail podcast on the planet.
Gnarly Zack joins the beautiful chaos.
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Mike spent 2.5 hours helping a psycho up his driveway, kicked out Slayer fan gets on Bud can, man tries to run down neighbors over fireworks, guy farts so loud the police find him, woman spits and pees in competitor's ice cream, woman carjacks with a snake.
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Dive Bar of the Week: Seattle, crazy tries to sell a bloody N64, Canadian strip club disaster, and Big Chris checks in to share how he fakes sick days.
Brooks Wheelan co-hosts.
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Guy breaks into a Sheriff's office so he doesn't kill his roommate, man is sentenced for clogging toilets, a woman fakes her own death, and an Uber driver gets busted masturbating wasted with a sex toy.
Brooks Wheelan returns!
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Detroit dive bar review, a woman can't hold her number 2 in South Korea, Spyder gets wild at a McDonald's in Lansing, MI, and Big Chris returns with a Vegas casino robbery story!
All with OG Daddy Jesse Popp.
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Fugitive owner of the Alabama attack squirrel a psycho limp dick who shoots the family cat to show what a tough guy he is, a dirtbag who got arrested for tuggin' it in his hotel window, a teacher who shot porn in her classroom, and a rat falls out of the ceiling in Buffalo Wild Wings.
With special guest, The Poppman! Jesse Popp.
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Casey's Pizza rants, Bubba Gump Shrimp Hong Kong review, a trailer park guy with the world's greatest combover sprays brown all over a grocery store restroom, the disaster that is Norwich, CT, and an incredible nightmare story from Graspop Metal Festival in Belgium.
Brooks Wheelan joins on this out of control ride featuring the best listener mail on the planet.
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Dad Bods are sexier than ever, John Cena admits to in-ring boners, America's Trash Dad Bill Cosby, Florida McDonald's sex dance, Tesla driver sleeps for 30 miles, scum has sex with pool floats, and Saved by the Bell fan hits cop car.
Big Homie Vince Averill co-hosts!
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Brooks Wheelan joins Mike in the bag where they break down the best listener mail on the planet.
-Never buy small pizzas
-Playing Spike Ball will not score you babes
-Motorola Razr college prank and chugging cheap vodka from the freezer
-Fan favorite Big Chris goes to WWE NXT with some Special Olympics champions
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Brooks Wheelan rejoins the program for this wild ride of stupid true crime.
-DEAD MAN GET BACON CHEESEBURGER AT BURGER KING
-INMATES GET DRUNK ON HAND SANITIZER, JOYRIDE ATV
-POLICE MASTURBATION POLICIES
-SCUMBAG JERKS IT IN LIBRARY
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J.D. Ryznar and Dave Lyons from Beyond Yacht Rock co-host this beast!
-A party for a dead weasel
-Guy chugs beer in grocery store
-A Granny gets wet
-Women steal cheese wheels in Ontario
-The "Matt Danza" voice gets out of control
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Dave Lyons and J.D. Ryznar of Beyond Yacht Rock join the program!
-We check out the new album from Duff McKagan of Guns N' Roses
-Texas Woman Pulls Gun at Karaoke
-More Walmart Theft!
-Kids Feed Jizz 'n Pee Crepes to Teachers
-Woman Goes Nuts Over Incorrect McChicken
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Brooks Wheelan is back bay-bay!
The listeners came correct with the hot fire Pmail this week:
-Leather Daddy Pride
-Shawn Michaels Costume Purchase
-Face Punch Party Tricks
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Rich O'Toole cohosts!
-Free KFC Scam
-Mom Cut Son's Disrespectful Throat
-Liquor Store Break in K-9 Attack
-Man Shoots Self in Testicles While Hiding Drugs in his Butt
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Gnarly Zack sits in for the first installment of the Pmail Bag!
-Demon Schoolchildren
-Tool lights his dick on fire to impress the ladies
-Peeing in the Ritz-Carlton lazy river
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Gnarly Zack co-hosts!
-Walmart Drunken Joyride
-Woman Punches Boyfriend's Scrotum Open
-Dad Steals Girl Scout Cookie Money for Erotic Massage
-Woman Attacks Boyfriend with Box Cutter on Birthday
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-NATURDAYS REVIEW
-"I EAT ASS" UPDATE
-COSTCO HENNESSY HEIST
-ELDERLY DUDE GOES TEENWOLF
-METH HEAD TUGS IT DURING MASS
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Vince Averill co-hosts with the heat of a thousand suns.
-Dave Bautista gets in on the Daddy movement
-$21k in Victoria's Secret Panties Stolen
-Drunk Crashes Lawn Mower into Cop Car
-Man Arrested For I EAT A** Bumper Sticker
-Child Porn Sicko Arrested Because of Gravy Spill
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Store's back open:
-GOT Battle of Winterfell
-Jalapeno Popper Casserole Recipe
-Kid Rock buys middle finger statue
-Meth smoker attacks mattress
-Millionaire steals from K Mart
-Wife murders husband over porn
-Bad threesome turns into arson
-Triple Fiber Energy Drink
-Fart Bukake in Rome
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-Brooks booked Leonardo DiCaprio, Burns is going Sizzler
-Weirdo steals a fire truck then does Michael Jackson dance on top of it towards cops with his ass out.
-Chick sends ex 159K texts for true love
-"Weak ass f*cking n****." -MLB Hero Tim Anderson
-Beach creep gets destroyed by MMA fighter
-Listener has a court date but is also destroyed
-The Baby Dick Bandit Rides Again
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-Drunk Game of Thrones
-Man beaten with own prosthetic leg
-Man beaten for not telling GF she's pretty
-Man beheads chickens and kills a motorcycle
-Man sues parents for trashing his porno
-Woman tries to karate cops at Walmart while son whips out his dick
-A listener screws over his friend Pigface
-Old man bar brawl
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-Poacher Eaten by Lions
-Naked Day Care Drunk
-Naked Waffle House Crackhead
-Olive Garden Drunk
-Listener Does Sex with a Drunk Pilot
-Bootylicious Porno
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-Brooks is back and Big Toilet checks in
-Applebee's Strawberry Dollarita
-Couple has sex on ferris wheel
-Woman gets DUI driving on rim with a full marg
-Nicolas Cage too drunk to understand wedding
-Guy chokes cashier for bagging his chips poorly
-Drama student stabs classmates during scene
-RIP Nipsey Hussle
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Matt Braunger co-hosts in the monster mega episode:
-Lime scooters
-Motley Crue's The Dirt review
-Axe Body Mouth Spray
-AK 47 theft
-Chainsaw in a cafe
-Wooden Penis
-Arby's manager shoots a guy at work
-A listener craps his pants during the ACT
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Crimes of the Week:
-DIY Subway
-Fajita Scam
-Paddy Wagon Jerk Off
-Robert Kraft Update
Listener Tales:
-Kicked Out of Nashville
-Burrito Farts on Hotel Pillows
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-SCHOOL FOR BRIBES
-WOMAN DRINKS 6 PACK IN TARGET DRESSING ROOM
-MAN LOSES MIND AT TACO BELL AND MAKES HIS OWN MEXICAN PIZZA
-HOT TUB SEX AT RESORT ARREST
-BRAWL AT RED LOBSTER
-DRUNK BUS DRIVER TELLS KIDS TO GO F**K THEMSELVES
-DIARRHEA IN A NON WORKING BOAT TOILET
-VIOLENCE ENSUES AT GIN BLOSSOMS CONCERT
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Power Moves Your Illusion I:
-RIP Luke Perry & King Kong Bundy
-Little Caesar's Pretzel Pizza acquired
-Brooks drank a few smoothies and is healthy now
-Stranded man survives on Taco Bell sauce
-Burns lived on Taco Bell sauce and saltines
-My Pillow guy says some crazy Trump/God shit
-My Pillow guy cardboard cut out confused for deranged person
-Crab leg buffet brawl in Alabama
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Power Moves Your Illusion II:
-Testicle Salsa
-Step Dad's energy drink spiked with cow tranquilizers
-Antonio Brown's Hulk Hogan Moustache
-Pacman Jones goes bonkers at a casino
-A Daddy finds trouble living the Karl Welzein lifestyle
-Big Toilet actually destroys a toilet and is hurtin' real bad
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All this for one low price:
-RIP Brody Stevens
-McDonald's hash brown cell phone
-Drunk idiot calls the cops on himself
-Arrested sex in a patrol car
-Robert Kraft is too horny
-A Daddy has a doo doo accident at work
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Burns is sick and he's blown out on Dayquil. But the show goes on.
-That's not Detroit pizza!
-Sloppy Tates
-Big Toilet has a big appetite
-JetBlue drunk ass bound for Vegas
-Old man hides crack in his ear
-Turd Mobb
-Garage porno for all to see
-Guy blows up the restroom at Home Depot
-KFC buffet update
-Taco Bell bathroom explosion Power Move
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THE DOUBLE DEUCE:
-NFL withdrawals
-Movie popcorn to go
-Big Toilet would like to meat your mother
-Unwanted pee bologna
-Clown mask machetes vs. Grandma
-Man bites snake venom into wife
-Wet pussy shots
-Trash bag o' KFC
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Forever 021:
-Meth Fueled Death Party
-It's Not a Ghost in the Closet, It's Drew
-Butt-Naked Glitter Farting Troll
-"No No, Do Not Touch My Cock" and the Threesome That Destroyed a Las Vegas Hotel Room
-Tines Day Date Advice
-The Search for Brooks' Iowa Mugshot
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Included: Gnarly Zack on how to "Go Bold" at Del Taco, Drunk Texas dude goes psycho on a plane, Idiot destroys home with axe over action figure dispute, Texas chick tries to trick a guy into boning her "twin sister," Hangover nightmare train, Love found at Chili's, a listener tugs it while going poo on a business trip.
RIP Kevin Barnett
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Brido is back, you guys! Join us for: GUNS 'N ROSES SHROOMS, POWER LIFTING, RED LOB ULTIMATE FEAST, PRINGLES WALMART WINE, DOO DOO PARTY, LIQUOR STORE PARKING LOT PEE, AND A MICHIGAN MANIAC GOES TO NOLA.
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B-Dubs Brooks Wheelan returns. Kid Rock's butt sign. Outback Steakhouse murder threat. Man held against will in BK bathroom. Doo-Doo Butt's road rage. Dry aged steak recipe. Poorly hitting on bartenders. This, is POWER MOVES EP 017.
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Lady Daddy Number 1 fills in as we talk: fart stabbing, tacos at gunpoint, Macauley Macauley Culkin Culkin, Big Toilet, Voodoo curses, Chili's, and so much more.
RIP Bob Einstein
RIP Mean Gene Okerlund
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Comedian and dear brother Jesse Popp fills in for B-Dubs in this holiday spectacular. Prepare for things to get real as we record in a hotel room sippin' cold ones on Christmas day. Strap in, Daddies.
*Bonus reverse crank call at the end from 2002 when I tapped my own landline.
Featuring appearances by: NUNCHUCK LAWS, STOLEN SAXOPHONES, BIG TOILET, FIREBALL CHUGGING, FART MATCHES, BLINDED BY SCOTCH.
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EP 012 is piled high with all the toppings and I know you can dig it. We talk about a pilot who steals an F-16 to go and get boned, an idiot who crashes his car trying to drive like Ace Ventura, a listener gives to you the Christmas Booze Advent Sack, the pee style debate continues, we talk about the holiday drinks at Applebee’s and Chili’s, a Lady Daddy gets personally erotic in a dry cleaners, and so much more!
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We check in with Gnarly Zack, dive into the FedEx driver who punched a racist to death, we’ve got a story about a wedding photographer who gets mad faded and bones a guy, pisses on a tree, then threatens the cops, we learn about The Rise of The Baby Dick Bandit, and so much more.
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Episode 10! We did it! www.POWERMOVESwithMikeBurns.com is LIVE and open for business!
-Burl Ives tryna steal yo girl
-The Gnarly Minute
-Bowel Movement Bomb Threat
-Who darted?
-How to pee
-Mama Daddy
-Nude Party Hat
All these bold flavors:
-Rotten wine disaster
-Unflushed doodie
-Red Lobster drunk thief
-Teacher knocks out racist student
-Draymond Green
-Stone Cold on the wagon
-Mark Davis deep dive
-Outback carnal passions
-Power Poops
-Big Mama & warm Busch Light
Piled high with all these toppings:
-Parking ticket rage
-Quarter Pounder lawsuit
-Secret 7-Eleven menus
-Big Toilet returns
-Delta dog shit disaster
-Power Movers Cletus & Bruce
-Hooter's 'Ween
-ESHAM
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EP 007 is made with all this love in the oven:
-11 mile walk to get golf course coleslaw
-Ernest Scared Stupid
-Zombie teeth hillbilly
-Stabbing a spoiler
-Daycare fight club
-Buffalo Bills dildos. Billdos?
-My Pillow Guy ugly crying
-Power Deuce 2: Electric Poopaloo
Featuring appearances by:
-Burns' trash b-day weekend
-Flexing in the shower
-Updates from Buddy Bill Big Toilet
-Shooting your grandson
-The My Pillow Guy
-Crack
-BK Nightmare King sandwich
-Dumping at Taco Bell
-A bathroom wing man
-Dick Bender beers
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In EP 5, we talk about illness from Big Bites, Brooks breaks his car in the desert, Fantasy Football problems, Big Toilet wants to murder us, stealing from Walmart, a Hitler Halloween costume, Cool Chinese Ferrari Dad, Sammy Hagar's new Times Square Cabo Wabo, a listener eats out of the trash, and a Power Move from an awesome kid on the spectrum.
I Think I Saw A Ghost by Ghostface Killah
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2 Gunslingers by Tom Petty
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Look at all this value you get in Ep 4:
-Dusty Rhodes
-Burns' Fantasy Football buddy got in a fist fight at the grocery store
-Brooks wants to wrestle Dean Ambrose
-Big Toilet threatens Brooks
-Gas station where people are microwaving their pee
-Natty 77 Pack
-A listener lost 100 lbs
-Disaster Cruise
Bonzo Goes to Bitburg by The Ramones
I Am Trying to Break Your Heart by Wilco
Entry Level with Brooks Wheelan
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Start here, faithful new listener.
-Burns' NFL Redzone addiction
-Brooks' D.C. doo doo pants
-Getting drunk at the movies
-A call from Buddy Bill Big Toilet
-Neighborhood coyotes want to kill us
-Legal weed at LAX
-Guy with bionic dick
-A destroyed Dunkin Donuts toilet
-Applebee's $1 Zombies
-Brain worms
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