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Podcast – Film Roast

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Volume XXVII: 2006 Was A Depressing Year For Film [PART ONE] Aug 20, 2017

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Julia and Hannah are back and this time they are talking all about films that they will never see again. Hannah will discuss the way The Devil’s Rejects grossed her out and how Sean Penn is great in film, but possibly a strange dude in real life. Julia will mention her hatred for District 9 and chat all about why she cannot stand The Hills Have Eyes. The ladies will also discuss the most recent episode of Game of Thrones with massive spoilers, so please pay attention to the time stamps below if you’re trying to avoid any discussion. Listen along as they discuss Jennifer Lawrence’s on screen beaus and the fact they are way older than her. You don’t want to miss a minute, so sit down and prepare for some very depressing discussions: It’s time for Film Roast!

Once you finish, head on over to part two of this episode to hear the rest of their picks and the amazing rants.

Intros and Movie News: 0:00-18:30
Coffee Corner w/ Game of Thrones Spoilers: 18:45-31:00
H&J’s Movie One and Dones: 31:00-1:05:00

Mini Movie Moments – Annabelle: Creation Aug 12, 2017

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In this segment of Mini Movie Moments, Hannah and Julia tackle the latest film in The Conjuring universe. The ladies discuss their thoughts, both non spoiler and spoiler, on Annabelle: Creation. In this film, we are shown how the terrifying doll came to be and what happened to the family that made her. You get lots of jump scares, plenty of great child actors, and those classic James Wan thrills. Julia shares her thoughts on the scene in the barn and Hannah talks about why she can’t stand sappy moments in horror films. You won’t want to miss it! So grab your mentor nun, hold on to that cross, and say a prayer: It’s time for Mini Movie Moments!

Volume XXVI: Air Bud Not Included Aug 12, 2017

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After what felt like YEARS a part after Julia’s vacation (okay, it was just a few weeks), the ladies are back together again to talk favorite movie pets! From CGI pets to live-action pets, from monkey street rats with tiny vests to Russian bats, and from friendly overweight dogs to foxes with weird names, they’re shouting out their faves! Julia and Hannah also introduce a new segment that they haven’t quite figured out a name for but is still very fun, and recap some awesome podcasts they guested on this week! Oh, and do you want some Film Roast merch? Listen here to found out how to score some swag. Warm the coffee and put on your tiny cape – it’s time for Film Roast!

Small Talk: Parent Questions Part Two Aug 04, 2017

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If you didn’t get enough fun facts about our parents last episode, you’re in for a treat! Hannah and Julia are back with more fun facts about their parents as they answer some of their toughest questions. In this episode, you’ll discover how much Julia hates animals with clothes. You’ll discover why Hannah cannot stand the film A Christmas Carol. You’ll get to hear all about some upcoming Disney projects in the movie news segment. Julia will also talk all about our amazing new merchandise which you can find at filmroastshow.threadless.com ! It’s a whole lot of action and family bonding, so grab your loved ones and an ice cold latte: it’s time for Film Roast!

Small Talk: Parent Questions Part One Jul 28, 2017

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This is a very special TWO PART EPISODE of Film Roast where Hannah and Julia answer questions from their toughest critics: their very own parents! Tune in to hear if Julia is still traumatized from seeing ET, hear Hannah chat about Mulan and how Mike Pence hates it, and listen as they both share their love for Lion King. You’re going to love all the fun facts about their parents and Kevin’s very detail oriented questions. Hannah gets confused about Princess Bride and Julia somehow guesses the name of the lead character in Taxi Driver. You don’t want to miss any of it as they discuss their families and film. Sit down, grab your Mom, and a warm cup of Joe – It’s time for Film Roast!

Volume XXV: A PSA for Mark Wahlberg Jul 20, 2017

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ENOUGH ALREADY, is what Hannah and Julia have to say in the Franchises That Must Be Stopped episode! Dear Pixar, what do you think you are doing? Dear Dwayne the Rock Johnson, why did you let them turn you into the Scorpion King? And dear John Leguizamo, enough with the sloth already. Hannah and Julia also discuss the most bro-filled movie in Hollywood, a certain franchise that loves the shaky cam, Dakota Johnson (who’s probably, like, super mean in real life), and the franchise that could’ve seriously ruined Jennifer Aniston’s career. Get ready to waste ten years of your life watching the same movie over and over – it’s time for Film Roast!

Volume XXIV: The Best Things Happen While You’re Dancing Jul 14, 2017

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Rehearse your favorite choreography and make sure Britney Spears will make a cameo – it’s the Favorite Musical/Dancing Numbers episode! This week Hannah and Julia relive their favorite dancing scenes in all their glory – horrible singing included. They’ll cover memorable scenes like Joseph Gordon-Levitt dancing down the street, an impromptu Bollywood celebration in a subway, Catherine Zeta-Jones and her beautiful flapper face, Madonna killin’ it in a roadhouse, some alarming chimney-sweep action, and many more! Plus, for some reason Judy Garland makes an appearance. And if that wasn’t enough, Julia might have the best movie news of all time. We hope you have the time of your life – it’s time for Film Roast!

Mini Movie Moments – Spider-Man: Homecoming Jul 10, 2017

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Hannah misses Julia while she is away on a road trip, but is joined by two lovely guests to discuss Marvel’s latest release, Spider-Man: Homecoming. Hear all about Steven (Is This Adulting? and Meddling Kids podcasts) discuss his love for Spider-Man, his tattoo of Spider-Man, and his admiration for this new flick. Hear Amanda (Amanda’s Picture Show a Go Go & Culture Pop a Go Go podcasts) belittle the dingdongs who leave before the mid credit scenes! Hannah and the gang will talk about the plot for couple minutes with non-spoilers and then jump right into what they loved and what they didn’t love so much. Hannah will ponder where Spider-Man is supposed to keep his phone in that tight spandex suit and talk about how she has never seen any of the Iron Man films. Grab your taser webs and switch off that kill mode – It’s time for Film Roast!

Mini Movie Moments: The Beguiled Jul 08, 2017

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Hannah takes to her NEW MICROPHONE and discusses her first experience going to the movies alone to see The Beguiled! Sofia Coppola brought her best for this film and Hannah talks all about it. The first couple minutes of this one is spoiler free, so if you haven’t seen the film and are on the fence about going, give that a listen! Then, Hannah takes to the spoilers and talks all about the performances by a stellar cast in Nicole Kidman, Colin Farrell, Colin Farrell’s five o clock shadow, and all the wonderful young women who brought this picture to life. Hannah ponders a couple questions about certain plot points, especially the climax of the film. If you’ve had the chance to see The Beguiled, listen to our quick ten minute episode and then head over to our twitter @filmroastshow and tell us your thoughts!

Volume XXIII: Mansplaining Demons Jul 08, 2017

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Get ready to face your worst nightmare in the form of screaming children, ridiculous bat-wielding, and Lambert complaining that she’s cold – it’s the Annoying People of Horror Movies episode! Hannah and Julia discuss those people who maybe should have died a little sooner in horror movies just so we could all have some peace and quiet. The ladies revisit the awfulness that is Micah in Paranormal Activity, the dark influence of Bughuul (or, Bagel) on making young boys behave badly, the mind-numbing horribleness of two colonial twins, and certified dumbass that is James from Blair Witch, among others. Plus, Hannah and Julia bring you updates on the new Saw movie and Daniel Craig’s latest role! Get ready to wish for death – it’s time for Film Roast!

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