Perfect Person

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194: my lover's ex girlfriend crashed our hookup (w/ Isabella Roland) Mar 25, 2026

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Izzy Roland joins the show to take stunning calls about a lover's ex girlfriend showing up mid date in the dead of night, having a hangover emergency, and rival nonbinary's stealing your haircut.

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193: brutally sabotaging a fun local coffeeshop (w/ Jay Putnam & Mike Skerrett) Mar 18, 2026

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Jay Putnam & Mike Skerrett join the show during the 24 Hour Livestream to take stunning calls about a theme song for cats, color coded class subjects, and creating a new fun menu for a local coffeeshop.

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192: bullied at karaoke by rival friend group (w/ Ethan Nestor) Mar 11, 2026

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Ethan Nestor joins the show to take STUNNING calls about beating your boyfriend at scrabble, a cool gay bartender smoke session, and a karaoke showdown with a rival friend group.

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191: my hot neighbor proposed to my boyfriend (w/ Anna Garcia & Angela Giarratana) Mar 04, 2026

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Anna Garcia & Angela Giarratana join the show for an absolute Hall Of Famer! This episode is cut from footage taken during the 24 Hour Telethon for the NILC! We take stunning calls about farting as a nude model, having tummy troubles on move-in day, a hot neighbor proposing to your boyfriend, and recovering in a workout class in front of your crush.

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190: forbidden workplace footsie with the office hottie (w/ Gareth Reynolds) Feb 25, 2026

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Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, We're Here To Help) joins the show to take stunning calls about de-coding secret meeting footsie at work, eluding the british government, and telling your fling you had a threesome with your best friends.

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189: oops I stabbed my wonderful boss (w/ Ashby) Feb 18, 2026

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Ashby Florence joins the show to give stunning advice to callers about unbelievably embarrassing ads playing out loud in class, stabbing your boss, and singles events at your ex besties house.

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188: catching the serial floor pooper (w/ Jonathan Kirk) Feb 11, 2026

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Jonathan Kirk (Shoulda Books) joins the show to take stunning calls about catching a serial floor pooper, investigating a night whistler, and seizing control of the snack closet.

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187: accidentally sent kinky memes to my fiancé's mom (w/ Siobhan Thompson) Feb 04, 2026

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Siobhan Thompson joins the show to take stunning calls about a moaning coworker, sending spicy instagram reels to your mother in law, and hooking up with your ex's best friend.

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186: rescuing my b*ttplug from my crush's house (w/ Deison Afualo) Jan 28, 2026

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Deison Afualo (Two Idiot Girls) joins the show to take stunning calls about rescuing a specialized instrument from your crush's apartment without them realizing, being carted away in an ambulance from a climbing gym, a threesome missing person report, and a granola store coworker who screams.

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185: my boss is sabotaging my clown career (w/ Ally Beardsley) Jan 21, 2026

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Ally Beardsley (Dimension 20, Gender Spiral) joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about a messy roommate j'accuse, a humiliated childrens clown, and befriending your husband's ex girlfriend.