Perfect Person

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214: my boyfriend won't use our couple's toilet (w/ Will Witwer) Aug 12, 2026

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Will Witwer joins the show to take stunning calls about a couple's toilet, an expensive watermelon, and a statistically low jumper.

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213: caught my best friend buck naked on my moms couch (w/ Rainie Toll) Aug 05, 2026

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Rainie Toll joins the show to take stunning calls about revealing your itchy crotch to your whole company, finding your friend buck naked drunk on your mom's couch, and burning bridges for your dream job.\

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212: sleepwalking roommate spoils my milk (w/ Jay Putnam & Jon Hebert) Jul 29, 2026

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Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert, of The Couch Boyz, join the show to take stunning calls about a sleepwalking roommate spoiling milk, and getting a nightmare coworker fired.

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211: my neighbor terrorizes me over bluetooth (w/ Adam Conover) Jul 22, 2026

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Adam Conover joins the show to take stunning calls about a neighbor constantly connecting to your bluetooth devices, a boss who stole your baby name, and an accidental engagement to a friend.

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210: Sexy Bachelors Try To Find Love In Vegas (w/ Eric, Jay, & Will) Jul 15, 2026

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The Bachelor Boyz (Eric Striffler, Jay Putnam, & Will Witwer) take on Vegas. They gear up for their big night at the Perfect Person Live Show, and try to date single audience members in front of a live crowd in this special event mockumentary.

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209: my mom is a toxic Disney influencer (w/ Isa Briones) Jul 08, 2026

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Isa Briones (The Pitt, Just In Time, Hadestown) joins the show to take stunning calls about getting out of the swimming pool, having an disney influencer as a mom, and your dad telling you he is joining a nudist colony.

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208: corrupt employee of the month race (w/ Jonny Cakes) Jul 01, 2026

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Jonny Cakes joins the show to take stunning calls about being pranked by your husband, a corrupt hospital employee of the month race, and a coworker seeing your boob.

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207: giving my carjacker the ick (w/ Erin Dougal) Jun 24, 2026

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Erin Dougal joins the show to take stunning calls about using human remains at work, giving a carjacker the ick, and buying vintage naughty magazines from a stranger.

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206: delivering my ex's bizarre packages (w/ Geoffrey James) Jun 17, 2026

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Geoffrey James joins the show to take stunning calls about delivering your ex girlfriend's packages, forcibly changing your birthday, and committing espionage against the group chat.