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204: ruined a child's birthday party by farting (w/ Rainie Toll) Jun 03, 2026

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Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday party, and a bestie who broke up with their girlfriend for true love.

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203: hot firefighter holding my panties hostage (w/ Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham) May 27, 2026

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Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage.

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202: I am dating my pretend brother at work (w/ Ashleigh Lawless) May 20, 2026

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Ashleigh Lawless, my intrepid producer, joins the show to take stunning calls about dating your pretend brother at work after starting a fake rumor, using your lover's ex's body wash, and an infinite ice cream glitch.

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201: my roommates are peeing in the litter box (w/ Morgan Absher) May 13, 2026

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Morgan Absher (Two Hot Takes) joins the show to take stunning calls about roommates peeing in the litter box, the ethics of tattling in law class, and a bachelorette stripper conundrum.

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200: my roommate licked all my birthday cupcakes bald (w/ Will Witwer) May 06, 2026

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It is the 200th episode of Perfect Person!!! Will returns to the show to discuss common PP questions & advice, and take calls from stunning callers about a roommate who licked the icing off all your birthday cupcakes, a rogue famous father telling lies about town, and taking a terrifying fall in the office.

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199: breaking girl code for a salamander (w/ Anna Konkle) Apr 29, 2026

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Anna Konkle (Pen15) joins the show to take stunning calls about breaking girl code against your ex scuba partner, letting hackers into your company's servers, and competing for love with your boyfriend's turtle.

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198: protesting "the milk club" at my work (w/ Spencer Agnew & Eric Striffler) Apr 22, 2026

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Spencer Agnew joins the show to take stunning calls and is surprised by Eric Striffler who jumps out of a giant wrapped gift box. We take calls about protesting the milk club at work, the animals at the zoo who can't stop gettin it, and a friend who eats popcorn with his mouth open.

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197: my coworkers think I eat unpeeled bananas (w/ Amanda Lehan-Canto) Apr 15, 2026

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Amanda Lehan-Canto joins the show to take stunning calls about calling your cute coworker "baby", falling in love with your sports club nemesis, and debunking a workplace rumor about eating unpeeled bananas.

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196: diss track about my dad going viral (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer) Apr 08, 2026

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The Wrecking Ball Crew joins the show once again to take stunning calls about your husband startling you while taking a nude, a diss track about your dad, and a situationship's evidence of another lover in the apartment.

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195: catastrophically flooding a man's house (w/ Katie Marovitch) Apr 01, 2026

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Katie Marovitch joins the show to take stunning calls about flooding a man's house, a sticky boss who spreads crumbs, humiliating yourself in front of a crush, and finding a bathroom buddy who can't stop gossiping.