Pat & Stu

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QUICK HIT: "Refugees Welcome?" Feb 22, 2017

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-New York police are on the hunt for four activists who mounted a “Refugees Welcome” banner on the Statue of Liberty. This begs the question, is there really a point to this act when you consider the fact that the statue itself is intended to welcome those arriving in this country?
-The only lead NYPD reportedly have is that one of the four is named “David”. So, if you know a “David” living in the Tri-State area, call NYPD now! (Actually, please do not do that. We were just having fun...)
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QUICK HIT: Eating, based on looks? Feb 22, 2017

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-Venezuela has continued to plummet into chaos as its socialist policies have led to its starving citizens taking on a “Maduro” diet and eating flamingos to stay alive. Eighty-two percent of Venezuelans currently live below the poverty line, so we can pretty clearly discern that things have only gotten worse since the death of Hugo Chavez.
-The guys wonder if the birds taste like cotton candy… They certainly look good enough to eat... or is that thought discriminatory?
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QUICK HIT: 'Gender of your junk' Feb 22, 2017

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The Trump Administration has announced that they will lift federal transgender bathroom guidelines. Exactly what this means is still uncertain, but Pat and Stu agree that it is probably good news for conservatives. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, this issue is all about privacy and respect, which we should already have plenty of. Pat thinks that you should just be considerate of everyone else and "go where you're supposed to" while Stu claims that the standard for bathroom rules should be “the gender of your junk.”
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QUICK HIT: 'Gender of your junk' Feb 22, 2017

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The Trump Administration has announced that they will lift federal transgender bathroom guidelines. Exactly what this means is still uncertain, but Pat and Stu agree that it is probably good news for conservatives. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, this issue is all about privacy and respect, which we should already have plenty of. Pat tells people to be considerate of everyone else and "go where you're supposed to" while Stu says that the standard for bathroom rules should be "the gender of your junk."
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FULL: James K. Polk Tuesday - 2/21/17 Feb 21, 2017

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-John F. Kennedy Airport in New York had a monumental security breakdown as passengers walked straight through an unmanned TSA checkpoint. What do you do if you're one of those passengers? Do you tell an airport policeman about it, or do you just go on ahead and board your plane?
-Pat has a motto. How did he get it? He got it from the 1970's hit song "Afternoon Delight". This begs the question, what exactly does this song refer to? Here's a hint: Jeffy did not know that it referred to a daytime sexual encounter...
-Pat and Stu praise the work of an MSNBC reporter (yes, you read that right). Reporter Katy Tur was discussing relations with Russia with Rep. Francis Rooney (R-FL) when he brought up a discussion Barack Obama had with Vladimir Putin in 2012. Tur immediately ended the interview after saying "I don't know what you're referring to." Was her response appropriate? What about her follow up, in which she acknowledged the 2012 meeting and explained herself?
-Nestle. Do they hate America, or are they smart business people? It's the latter. The food giant announced that they will be moving their American headquarters out of California due to skyrocketing costs of living and an "anti-corporate" culture. The guys examine the situation in California and contrast a pair of hit HGTV shows.
-It's James K. Polk Tuesday! So we're here to talk about that man's urinary tract infections! No, really...
-If robots do all the work in the future, they might need to start paying taxes. Bill Gates suggests that, since the government needs money to operate, the income tax might get passed on to the machines. Pat and Stu are skeptical.
-In the throwaway segment of the show (a.k.a. "Jeffy Time"), the large co-host describes an incident in which over 100 headstones at a Jewish cemetery in Missouri were vandalized and how it is somehow difficult to call this incident a hate crime.
-Venezuela has reached a point where over 90 percent of its citizens have lost an average of about 20 pounds due to food shortages and soaring prices. As if we needed any more proof that socialism is bad.
-Why do we allow grocery stores to charge us a ton of money for pre-sliced produce? We save a minute of labor, yet pay several dollars more for an already-prepared tub of bananas and strawberries. Why do we keep doing this?
-Surveillance footage of the exact moment that Kim Jong Nam (the half-brother of the supreme leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un)was poisoned at an airport in Malaysia has been released. The man who was supposed to have become supreme leader of the isolated nation was approached by two women who appeared to administer a toxin either to his neck or his nostrils.
-The guys dissect the trailer for a new horror movie with racial overtones: "Get Out". They are intrigued, to say the least.
-Glenn Beck joins the program with 'The Vault', in which he has another discussion with historian David Barton in regards to a group of African-Americans who have been forgotten by the history books. Tune in to learn how the Hoosier State (Indiana) really got its nickname as well as how a slave girl became a poet whose greatness was recognized by none other than George Washington.
-A guy is eating a picture of actor Jason Segel every day until the celebrity does the same for him. What does he possibly have to gain from this bizarre stunt aside from the attention of Pat and Stu?
-Alcoholic Sprite (a.k.a. "Zima") has made its triumphant return! Stu tells the story, but fails to get Pat enthused about it.
-The guys eat Cinnamon Bun Oreo's in the latest edition of SPOONS! Meanwhile, Jeffy eats a rather large picture of a young...Pat Gray?!!!!!
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Pat and Stu 2/21/17 - Hour 1 Feb 21, 2017

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Pat and Stu 2/21/17 - Hour 2 Feb 21, 2017

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-Venezuela has reached a point where over 90 percent of its citizens have lost an average of about 20 pounds due to food shortages and soaring prices. As if we needed any more proof that socialism is bad.
-Pat discusses his son's two years in Finland and reminds us that life there isn't without its shortfalls. While the Finnish people are great, according to Pat's son, they have not been very receptive to the recent surge of immigrants entering their previously homogeneous society.
-Why do we allow grocery stores to charge us a ton of money for pre-sliced produce? We save a minute of labor, yet pay several dollars more for an already-prepared tub of bananas and strawberries. Why do we keep doing this? The guys tell you what you've probably known all along.
-Surveillance footage of the exact moment that Kim Jong Nam (the half-brother of the supreme leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un)was poisoned at an airport in Malaysia has been released. The man who was supposed to have become supreme leader of the isolated nation was approached by two women who appeared to administer a toxin either to his neck or his nostrils. Pat and Stu agree, they need some of this stuff for a special someone...
-The guys dissect the trailer for a new horror movie with racial overtones: "Get Out". They are intrigued, to say the least.
-Glenn Beck joins the program with 'The Vault', in which he has another discussion with historian David Barton in regards to a group of African-Americans who have been forgotten by the history books. Tune in to learn how the Hoosier State (Indiana) really got its nickname as well as how a slave girl became a poet whose greatness was recognized by none other than George Washington.
-A guy is eating a picture of actor Jason Segel every day until the celebrity does the same for him. What does he possibly have to gain from this bizarre stunt aside from the attention of Pat and Stu?
-Alcoholic Sprite (a.k.a. "Zima") has made its triumphant return! Stu tells the story, but fails to get Pat enthused about it.
-The guys eat Cinnamon Bun Oreo's in the latest edition of SPOONS! Meanwhile, Jeffy eats a rather large picture of a young...Pat Gray?!!!!!
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Pat and Stu 2/21/17 - Hour 2 Feb 21, 2017

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-Venezuela has reached a point where over 90 percent its citizens have lost an average of about 20 pounds. As if we needed any more proof that socialism is bad...
-Pat discusses his son's experiences in Finland and tells us that the place is not as awesome as liberals say it is. In fact, the society there has been so homogeneous for so long that racism is rife among the population amid the recent arrival of immigrants.
-Stu likes produced diced to his liking. Most Americans feel the same way. Yet it costs us tons of money. Why do we keep letting stores save us a minute amount of labor for a massive uptick in cost?
-Surveillance footage of the exact moment that Kim Jong Nam (the half- brother of North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong Un)was poisoned at an airport in Malaysia has been released. The man who was originally supposed to become supreme leader appears to be targeted by a pair of women wielding what could be a toxin designed to be injected or inhaled. Pat and Stu agree that they need to get their hands on some of this stuff for a special someone...
-The guys dissect the trailer for the new horror film with racial overtones: "Get Out". They are intrigued.
-Glenn Beck joins the program with ‘The Vault’, in which he has another chat with historian David Barton about a slew of African-Americans who simply should not have been forgotten by the history books. Tune in to learn how the Hoosier State (Indiana) got its nickname, and learn about the young poet whose work was promoted by none other than George Washington.
-There is a guy who eats a picture of actor Jason Segel every day and will continue to do so until Segel eats a picture of him. Will he ever get to stop eating the (strangely large) pictures? Probably, but he won't gain much fame from it.
-Alcoholic Sprite (a.k.a. Zima) has made its triumphant return! Stu tells the story and fails to enthuse Pat.
-Pat and Stu eat Cinnamon Bun Oreos in the latest edition of SPOONS! Meanwhile, Jeffy eats a large picture of...Pat Gray?!
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QUICK HIT: Afternoon Delight = ? Feb 21, 2017

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The guys break from the script to discuss Pat's motto (sort of). The fair Mr. Gray apparently lives by the teachings of the 1970's song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band. Little does Jeffy know that the tune actually refers to a daytime sexual encounter (a fact even Pat did not realize until years after he first heard the song). Hilarity ensues and jaws drop left and right in this bit.
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QUICK HIT: Clueless Journalist??? Feb 21, 2017

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-Pat and Stu praise the work of an MSNBC reporter (yes, you read that right).
-Katy Tur was discussing relations with Russia with Rep. Francis Rooney (R-FL) when he brought up a discussion Barack Obama had with Vladimir Putin in 2012. Tur immediately ended the interview after saying "I don't know what you're referring to." She was widely criticized for her actions, but unlike most other reporters, she actually came full circle and researched the 2012 meeting before explaining herself on a later show. The guys applaud her making good amid a bad situation.
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