A cussy irreverent love letter to romantic comedies . A rom-com recap podcast by lifelong friends Tamara Cosio and Corinne Eding. New episodes drop every Tuesday.
Bonus Episode: Our Interview With Katie Wilbert
Dec 25, 2023
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We are releasing our full interview with Katie Wilbert as a bonus episode because we had such a great time talking with her. Katie is a multifaceted talent and the writer behind A Vineyard Christmas. We do a deep dive into the movie with her and discuss all the things 'Vineyard' including: why Reggie the sound guy got killed off, the sultry, satisfying fireplace scene, and if Rudy will be OK after a good deep cry. We also discuss things outside the movie, like: the undeniable draw of a sassy, grumpy person, if decorating your place with Taylor Swift paraphernalia is a good idea, and many of Katie's new projects that she's working on (a female driven stoner comedy, and a mockumentary show about witch sisters, to name a few). This interview was as entertaining as Katie Wilberts comedy shorts and we really enjoyed her movie and getting to know her. We hope you check out this bonus episode. Happy Holidays! Also, as a little extra gift, please enjoy Katie Wilbert's "safe space" skit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eln2AlowBn4
119: Crafty Pants Pervert & Ol' Cement Hips: A Vineyard Christmas
Dec 19, 2023
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On this episode we have a special guest Katie Wilbert, writer of A Vineyard Christmas which is the movie we are recapping this week. We are releasing a snippet of our interview with Katie and will release the full interview next Tuesday, December 25th. A Vineyard Christmas stars Nikki McKenzie as Heather, a sommelier and host of the food show Between the Vines. She's tasked with interviewing Rudy, played by Victor Zinck Jr. who's the owner of Knobloch Family Vineyard and not very receptive to Heather or her show. There's some secrets in Rudy's past which may explain his icy demeanor that's almost as icy as his wine, but can Heather thaw him in time to save the show? In this episode we: give Katie tons of sequel ideas, even though no one asked us to, contemplate whether 'Family Friendly Vineyards' means that the proprietors offer child sized bottles of wine, and giggle like tweens over innuendos we make about yule logs and picking grapes. The temperature is falling this time of year but our spirits are up, especially as we travel to A Vineyard Christmas.
118: Boisterous Sexy Packing & A Fog Named Karl: 4 Christmases
Dec 12, 2023
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We are heading over to Corinne's neck of the woods for our next movie: It's Four Christmases and takes place in the San Francisco Bay Area. It stars Reese Witherspoon as Kate, a successful, young, professional who is in a committed (but not super committed) relationship with Brad played by Vince Vaughn. A series of events grounds their vacation flight, forcing them to spend Christmas with their actual families and test the strength of their love and sanity. In this episode: we marvel at how many people have Southern accents north of San Francisco, wonder what we would do for love and/or a good pressure cooker, and Corinne comes up with a banger original song called 'He's a Baby Man' (to the tune of Secret Agent Man) to describe Brad and all his questionable relationship etiquette. This movie made us laugh and cringe as we tagged along with the couple, for an entirely different kind of white Christmas. So join us as we cross the Golden Gate Bridge for Four Christmases.
117: Big Nard & Perfect Furry Fodder: Pottersville
Dec 05, 2023
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It's December and we are doing another Christmas adjacent movie called Pottersville. It stars Michael Shannon as Maynard, a shop owner who finds his wife being unfaithful, gets drunk, dresses like Bigfoot and causes mayhem in his small town. In this episode we attempt very bad Australian accents (we are so very sorry Australia), wonder if BigFoot does spa weekends and/or is working on himself, and practically go to blows over some questionable merchandising (or is it product placement?!?!). No Juvenile Bigfoots were harmed in the making of this recording, nor were any seen in this movie but we'll still take a trip down to Pottersville to double check.
116: Christmas Wasabi & Mermaid Porn: Steel Magnolias
Nov 28, 2023
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We are in the final stretch of Christmas in November and doing the classic movie Steel Magnolias. Yes, this is a Christmas movie (in Tamara's eyes, while Corinne calls it Christmas adjacent). It has a star studded cast including: Julia Roberts, Dolly Parton, Sally Field, Shirly MacLaine, Darryl Hannah and Olympia Dukakis to name a few. With such powerhouse actors we don't need to tell you what the movie is about, you should just watch it! In this episode we ooze bad Southern accents, use Bless Your Heart as a threat, and Corinne considers this film an emotional colon cleansing and Tamara wonders if it will flush the holiday spirit out of her (probably not). This movie made us laugh and cry and declare that 'pink is our signature color,' so we hope you join us and the other Southern Belles as we recap Steel Magnolias.
115: Whimsy & Bullsh*t: Inventing the Christmas Prince
Nov 21, 2023
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It's our 3rd Christmas movie in November and we are going strong with our next choice: Inventing the Christmas Prince. It stars Tamera Mowry-Housley as Shelby, a single mother who's trying to give her daughter the most magical Christmas. Shelby recruits her reluctant boss Evan, played by Ronnie Rowe to pretend to be the Christmas Prince and help make all her daughters dreams come true. In this episode: Corinne reveals her little known crush to Tamara (hint he wears bitching eyeshadow), we theorize what's a better workplace gift than a stocking full of staplers, and wonder aloud if CPS should be called on Shelby for some of her questionable parenting decisions. We are waist deep in some serious Prince Business and hope you join us for all the festive feels we got with Inventing the Christmas Prince.
114: Blasphemous Turtlenecks & Botox Curing Peaches: Christmas with the Kranks
Nov 14, 2023
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It's our second Christmas in November movie and we are covering the 'classic' Christmas With The Kranks. It stars Tim Allen as Luther Krank and Jamie Lee Curtis as Nora Krank, a couple who decide to skip Christmas and go on a cruise instead, much to the exasperation of their neighbors. This Christmas movie has a ton of product placement, and in this episode we promote a few products of our own including: Giant Honey Baked Spam Musubi, 24 hour Botox, Not Scary Farms (not to be confused with Knott's Scary Farm), Matching Bestie Turtlenecks TM and many more. This movie may cause us to have a Christmas intervention but we are confident we can quit Christmas movies anytime...just not for another month and a half. So we hope you join us for all of them including Christmas With The Kranks!
113: GingerBled & A Penis Named Frittata: The Christmas Cottage
Nov 07, 2023
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It's our first episode in November: where it's too early for Christmas decorations but not for Christmas movies! Our first Holiday Movie is Christmas Cottage. It takes us back to our Hallmark roots and stars Merritt Patterson as Lacey, an architectural designer(?) who returns to her hometown for her bestie's wedding, where she runs into an old flame Ean, played by Steve Lund and sparks fly, especially when they are forced to spend the night in the Christmas Cottage (how scandalous). In this episode: we dub Thanksgiving as Christmas Solstace and the month of November as Practice-Mas, debate furiously over whether or not it's a good idea to get married on Christmas Eve, and decide that if an inspirational message is done in needlepoint it must be the truth. This month is like Corinne's second birthday because she loves Christmas so much but we both had a flocking good time at the Christmas Cottage and hope you join us.
112: Yeasty Boys & 'Oh That Louise!': Teen Witch
Oct 31, 2023
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It's the last installment of our Supernatural & Paranormal Sweeties theme and we are going out with an 80's high hair, low budget, so bad (it's good) flick called Teen Witch! It stars Robyn Lively as Louise, an unpopular 16 year old that's about to acquire magical powers. The first items on Louise's magical agenda are: to win over the hunky, jock Brad played by Dan Gauthier and become the most popular girl. In this episode: we critique Louise's fashions choices, namely the ones where she looks like a babushka who's about to offer you soup, we speculate that every girl wanted to be a witch in the 90's, and Corinne wonders if 'she likes boys' and won't stop singing about it throughout the episode. These last couple of weeks have been a bit of magic to us and it would be hard to 'top that' but we'll try with Teen Witch.
111: Obsessed Mess, Mischief MisManagement and Amazing People and Podcasters: Obsessed Fest Recap
Oct 24, 2023
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What happens when 2 Dry Kissers go to Obsessed Fest and live to tell about it? We are interrupting our regularly scheduled programming this week to give our take on Obsessed Fest or Obsessed Mess as some are calling it. We discuss the good, the bad, the ugly and how the murmurs of discontent were founded as things boiled over into an explosive interaction that cut the Fest short and left many attendees heartbroken and angry at how things were handled. This is just our take as 2 ticket holders that had our pocket popcorn out and want to share how we felt about what was done and should have been done. #ODK #onedrykiss #onedrykisspodcast #Obsessed #obsessedfest #obsessedfest2023 #obsessedmess #obsessedmess2023 #obsessednetwork #truecrimeobsessed #ithinknot #ellynandjoey #garbageball #letsgotocourt #wineandcrime #colander
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