A cussy irreverent love letter to romantic comedies . A rom-com recap podcast by lifelong friends Tamara Cosio and Corinne Eding. New episodes drop every Tuesday.
17: Hot Messes Together: Autumn in the Vineyard
Aug 03, 2021
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The first episode in our Augustation Libations series is Autumn in the Vineyard. This month our movies have a strong alcohol content. We are obviously intoxicated with Rachel Leigh Cook because this is the second movie in a row that we are doing with her, along with the dizzyingly handsome Brendan Penny. In this episode we discuss making dresses out of crime scene tape, when to ask a llama for advice and how to win a winery by planting flags and peeing in corners. We are uncouth as f*ck because this was one of the earlier episodes that we did, but it's still a tipsy good time. We hope you join us to drink in ALL the juices of Autumn in the Vineyard.
16: Christmas Socks and Optional Pants: Cross Country Christmas
Jul 28, 2021
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Our last episode for Christmas in July is Cross Country Christmas. Starring Rachel Leigh Cook as Lina and Greyston Holt as Max. Lina and Max are distant acquaintances who have a chance meeting on a plane. They are racing home for Christmas but their plane is grounded due to bad weather. Hijinks ensue as they try every possible mode of transportation to get to their families in time for the holidays. In this episode we discuss the pitfalls of being an 80's purist, Bunk Bed Kama Sutra and the return of the 'Bread Douche'. We also do a 'Days till Christmas' countdown in the most ridiculous accents we can think of (apologies in advance). Will Lina and Max's passions be sparked or will all the travel hurdles freeze their chances at love? Grab your carry-ons and fasten your seat belts to find out, as we take you on a Cross Country Christmas.
15: Tamara and Corinne Kiss and Tell - Bonus Episode
Jul 27, 2021
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Hi All, Our final Christmas In July episode will be up a little late, but still on Tuesday. If you want to know why and listen to Corinne cry and Tamara NOT cry, no she's not crying at all! Listen in. We'll tell you all that's been going on with us for the past couple of months and it's a bit emotional, so if you want keep the pristine laughing image of us in your minds, wait a few hours longer and Episode 16 Cross Country Christmas will be up soon.
14: Smoking Magic Mistletoe & A Winky Winky: The Mistletoe Secret
Jul 20, 2021
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This is our 3rd week of Christmas in July and we are watching the Mistletoe Secret. It stars Kellie Pickler as Aria. A local girl who is trying to save her small town by nominating it for the Big Christmas Adventure Show. She's a huge fan but doesn't know that Tyler Hynes, who plays Alex, is actually the brains behind the show. He's visiting her fair hamlet as a ghostwriter. Even as they grow closer his identity must be kept a (shhhhh) secret. In this episode we discuss fake Santa beards and how they = stranger danger, effortlessly work the word dick into a song and caution how friends don't let friends steal their piece of holiday pie. We hope you join us for fake trees and real festivities as we spoil our appetites and the Mistletoe Secret.
13: Gay Kisses, Flashbacks & Fluffers: The Christmas House
Jul 13, 2021
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Our third installment of Christmas in July is: Christmas House. Mike (played by Robert Buckley) is a successful actor who's coerced by his parents to come home for the holidays. They need his muscles and chiseled pecs to assist in bringing back their family tradition, The Christmas House. While there, he has to juggle decor, family secrets and reemerging feelings for his childhood neighbor, Andi (Played by Ana Ayora). In this episode we discuss hermetically sealed t-shirts, how magic fills Corinne with loathing and why this movie was 'saved by the gays'. We hope you join us as we guide you through the animatronic sh*t show that is the Christmas House.
12: Secret Desires Of A Santa Bear And A Fresh Prince : Deliver By Christmas
Jul 06, 2021
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We are covering Deliver by Christmas. Starring Alvina August and Eion Bailey Which is the first episode in our Christmas in July series. We are heating it up, so we can cool you down with this snowy love tale about Molly and Josh: who fate and a Christmas Festival keep bringing together. We discuss baking in bikinis, Barbie doll make out sessions and wonder where Josh's wife is (heaven, UFO's and buying cigarettes are all options). We are so excited to bring you a taste of the holidays in the middle of this heat wave. We hope you join us for this special Christmas in July delivery.
11: F*ckus Interruptus: Morning Glory
Jun 29, 2021
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Every month that has a 5th Tuesday we are choosing to recap a non-Hallmark movie. This month we are doing the Romantic Comedy, Morning Glory: starring Rachel McAdams, Harrison Ford and Diane Keaton. In this episode we have our first F*ckus Interruptus (which is the raunchier relative of Kissus Interruptus) do multiple bad Harrison Ford impressions and explain how bars work. We hope you will join us as we deviate from the path which will take us out of Hallmark Town (temporarily) and on to Morning Glory.
10: Chunky Cheer Camp, Bubbles & Wine: Love & Sunshine
Jun 22, 2021
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Our final installment in Swoon in June is Love and Sunshine. Two people fall in love with each other and a dog named Sunshine. It stars the math guru Danica McKellar and the intensely handsome Mark Deklin. We talk about the dangers of getting attached to plants, if dating would be easier if we could sniff each other's behinds (like dogs do), how to get a man out of his shirt with a fudge pop and how to pronounce bromeliad. This is one very patriotic love story so we hope you join us to watch the fireworks as we cover Love and Sunshine.
9: Lesbian Nuptials & A Cootchie Cooler: Wedding Every Weekend
Jun 15, 2021
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In our third Swoon in June installment we watch Wedding Every Weekend, starring Paul Campbell and Kimberley Sustad. This is the second movie we've done with Paul and boy is it swoon-worthy. In this episode we talk about the varied Hallmark wedding fashions, lesbian love, the merits of having a Metallica cover band at your reception and Corinne regales us with the 'cootchie cooler' she had in her younger years. What's a 'cootchie cooler' you ask, well listen in to find out as we attend a Wedding Every Weekend. Thanks to following podcasts for your great interviews that helped with the fun facts for this episode: “She nerds out” podcast interview with Paul Campbell, “Deck the Hallmark” interview with Kimberly Sustad, & the blog QCApproved.com as an invaluable resource for gay Hallmark movies and so much more.
8: Taking A Shot At Love
Jun 08, 2021
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This episode features Taking A Shot At Love starring Alexa Pena Vega and Luke McFarlane. It's the 2nd in our Swoon In June series and boy, we scored a goal with this one! Tamara and Corinne swoon over Luke McFarlane, his dreamy gaze, his impeccable eyelashes (does that boy use Latisse?) and his uncanny resemblance to Flynn Rider from the movie Tangled. We also explore hygge life and whether or not it's a fire hazard to sleep with thousands of candles around you in Hallmark Town. We hope you take a shot with us (not in the alcohol way... unless you're into that) and listen to this episode.
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