No Such Thing As Love

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Challenge Accepted Apr 21, 2021

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The one thing we've learned is that Jessie and Claire love a challenge and not only did they accept them but they nailed the challenges given to them this week. Jessie shared Forgotten Animals before her 2nd date and the world didn't implode. Claire made her bracket of exes and found the winner based on the positives. Which was a lot harder than her usual best of the worst outlook. They also want you to consider the evidence before going to trial. Whether you're talking to yourself midst spiral or the annoyingly hot attorney Claire has the pleasure of watching while on jury duty. No one objects to that.

Going To Clubs Mar 31, 2021

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The perfect age? Too old for clubs but wise enough to know Cadbury Mini Eggs are the superior candy. Jessie reports back after a 4 hour date and how it felt to bring the girls out for some fresh air. Claire is feeling healthier and a little emotionally horny so it may be time to get back on Hinge. They've also decided any park worth its salt is where you'll find them on the prowl this spring. Or where they'll sit isolated and talk about the cute guys in the distance.

WANTED: Hot Creative Directors Mar 24, 2021

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Sure she was 30 minutes late but Claire made it for her threesome! She shares all the glo up details of her tawdry night with sober snacks. Jessie cured a tough week with multiple bad dates and apparently one didn't really want to hear what she honestly thought of his story. They also talk about their new show idea, No Such Thing As Medicine, shivering men, Matilda quotes, and reigniting that fire inside. Or maybe they just need to soak up some vitamin D now that it's SPRING!

Verified Avoidant Mar 17, 2021

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With Jessie's bible (Attached) in hand, she confirms that Claire is a full on "Avoidant." But no one is shocked and Claire will cancel plans with you if you think she isn't. Jessie is fresh off a date and shares the down and dirty and freezing toes. Claire pretends to date a Taskrabbiter in classic Avoidant style. They both talk about comfortable boundaries when scheduling a first date and the leading questions to ask when checking if their mind is in the gutter...with you.

Spring Has Sprung and So Have We Mar 10, 2021

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Spring is around the corner, vaccines are being shot into arms, and Jessie almost lived out a romantic plumber porn scenario. What a wonderful time to be alive! Jessie has discovered a new dating rule while kicking back into dating high gear. And it involves travel. Or lack thereof. Claire is back on Feeld and has a threesome scheduled. Because all hot sexual encounters are best when scheduled. The ladies also found another show to hate and get excited about the hot plumber who interrupts their recording. Things are springing and sprunging!

Does That Make Sense? Mar 03, 2021

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The ladies laugh together about the hilarious and FUN meltdown that happened over the weekend. The long and the short of it was Jessie said, "here's a helpful gift!" and Claire said, "I DON'T NEED HELP. I'M NOT AN IDIOT. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE." The good news is the love runs deep and Claire's closet is fully organized. The ladies also tell the hilarious story of Jessie becoming a statue when called Mickey.

I Care A Lot To Ruin You Feb 24, 2021

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The ladies are sorting and purging and breaking down the finest tv available. Claire talks about what triggered her in the closet clean-out, Jessie shares her discoveries when reviewing "difficult" women under a new lens, and they realize they'd be the only ones showing up for each other on a Bachelor "hometown." Join their new Facebook group, No Such Thing As Love Podcast Friends, to connect with other fans!

Purging Memories Feb 17, 2021

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It's time to spring clean and get rid of those old memory clothes. Jessie and Claire recap their closet purging weekend which included a full list of every date outfit Jessie has ever worn. They both commit to be more selective in their hookups and dates but that's only after a disappointing date on Valentine's. Or maybe it was the panic attack at the Salvation Army.

Just The Tip Feb 10, 2021

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Happy Singles Awareness Week! Jessie and Claire have a tip to make your Valentine's Day one of the best...watch their LIVE SHOW on Valentine's night at 7:30pm EST. (nosuchthingaslovevdayshow.eventbrite.com) On this week's episode, the ladies share all their updates on the zoom date, creating friend's profiles, catfishing with kids, and when grandma returns to town. Then they dive into Claire's favorite subject, sex education (much to Jessie's dismay) and share tips on the anatomy and the fun that can be had with the male member. Always remember lube is your friend.

Live Zoom Date Feb 03, 2021

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Jessie and Claire won't let a little pandemic stand in the way of on-air awkward dating! Jessie takes the plunge this week inviting a recent Hinge match to have a meet cute on zoom. There are games, giggles, pregnant pauses, and a looming voice of a friendly waiter. The ladies then get into how social media is handled in dating. Do you google before a date? Do you instastalk? Do you go deep and dark into their middle school blog? The only thing they know for sure is that you can be found.

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