No Such Thing As Love

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Kinky Switch Jun 30, 2021

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After a week of being on set with potential suitors, Jessie and Claire ponder the idea of meeting matches in the wild. Jessie talks about the pull she had for an unavailable man and Claire is flirting with a JLo impression. They dip their toes in the kink world and talk foot fetishes, switches, and being put into boxes.

(end song Kinky (ft. Ke$ha) by Kesha)

Internal and External Validation Jun 23, 2021

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Everyone needs a little validation when they’re spinning around on this big ole marble. We should find it within but sometimes we seek it from others. And that is why Claire is feeling low on her worth & sexiness scale. And setting herself up for failure. Thankfully, Jessie is thriving and feeling herself again with a few Feelders. She even rocked the world of one man who said she “kissed like an angel.” We could all be so lucky.

It's Just Supposed To Be Fun Jun 16, 2021

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The snowball started rolling, the onion layers started peeling, and Jessie’s ideas about love and dating started flipping. It’s hard to see our own repression and insecurities until that first domino falls. Jessie talks about her revelations prior to her beach trip and how that very trip caused her to slide back into some negative thoughts. Claire continues to suck at communicating but found some fun in making erotic furry art.

(end song Girls Just Want to Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper)

Boobha Jun 09, 2021

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The ladies are taking Hot Girl Summer one more step and FREEING THE NIPPLE! Or at least wearing bras with less restrictions. Claire has been reflecting on her love language and wondering if she's setting herself up for disappointment. Jessie is soaking up the ocean air on her family vacation. They're also joined by an extra special guest, Jessie's sister Sandy. She jumps on the mic to talk about her own body confidence and her thoughts on Jessie's previous repression. There's nothing better than sisters.

A World Of Options and The Weight Of The World Jun 02, 2021

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Jessie and Claire are back on their friendship seesaw. Jessie is feeling more free than ever before as she explores the empowerment of her feminine sexuality. Unfortunately you still have to deal with FBoys but they get a lot less annoying when you're just having fun. Claire is buried up to her eyes with the weight of the world and heavy with the fall from post trip & work highs. The good news is they have each other.

(end song Just the Two of Us (feat. Bill Withers) by Grover Washington, Jr.)

Stockholm Family May 26, 2021

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Have you ever thought something was crazy but you didn't see a way out and then you become a different person and forget how horrible everything really was? Yeah, Claire too. Thankfully Jessie was with her on the trip home to confirm it was indeed all crazy. The ladies recap their big talkin' before honky tonkin' in Nashville, visits with new close friends, and most importantly the outside eye Jessie was about to bring to Claire's dysfunction.

(end song We Are Family by Sister Sledge)

Officially Hot Girl Summer May 19, 2021

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The sexual revolution is upon us! Or maybe we've just been cooped up for a year, questioning life's purpose, and deprived of connections and touch. Either way it's officially HOT GIRL SUMMER! Jessie decides to take control of her sexual desires and go on her own walkabout joining Claire's favorite app, Feeld. The ladies chat about the empowerment of owning your sexuality and how exploring freely can only help us when we're in a relationship. They're also thriving on their food plans and are a little worried they're becoming too perfect for the podcast.

(end song Let's Talk About Sex by Salt-N-Pepa)

All Hands on Deck May 12, 2021

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Have no fear, masturbation month is here! Fresh out of another threesome, Claire puts on her sex educator hat to share some fun tidbits she learned in a seminar celebrating Masturbation May. All the excitement even got her back on Feeld. Jessie, on the other hand, had 2 video dates that made her say, "I'm done." Maybe it's because she wants to celebrate the month alone or maybe it's because she's on day 8 of a detox.

(end song I Touch Myself by Divinyls)

It's in your planets May 05, 2021

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Don't blame them, their outlooks are written in the stars. Jessie weeded through some of the bad seeds by chatting with anti-vaxxer and someone who sends innuendos through memes. Claire had a call with her intuitive astrologer (Rachel Lang) who helped her validate some struggles and urged her to explore even more sexually. Which no one thought was even possible.

Oral Boundaries Apr 28, 2021

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He fell as quickly as he rose. Jessie gives us the disappointing update on Mr Name and introduces us to Mr Turn-on aka Mr Boundary. The ladies discuss the attraction of holding firm to boundaries and how they can communicate theirs immediately. If not sooner. Claire attended an oral workshop and gives all the perfectly normal and deliciously fun details. The lesson for everyone is "Boundaries are not to be challenged. They are to be respected." And find you a candy licker.

(end song Candy Licker by Marvin Sease)