Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica

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Dogmen In Trenchcoats - Live Stream for Amnesty International (1 Nov 26) Nov 03, 2026

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Dog men smoking cigarettes and wearing trenchcoats. Boobs are the eyes of the face. The short, tragic life of a Fraggle. All this and more in this week's live stream for Amnesty International.

Head over to YouTube to see Bernard's songs from this week's stream! Bad Ambassador (The Divine Comedy) and Get Him Back (Olivia Rodrigo).

Join us next week for something completely different! Magenta & Bernard will be launching their first deep dive into the Readers' Digest Book of The Unexplained. Watch the live stream here, 8th November, 8pm UK time (3pm ET)

And you can still donate to this week's charity, Amnesty International, here.

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Time Doesn't Exist - Live Stream for Save The Children (25 Oct 26) Oct 27, 2026

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This stream was recorded on the day the clocks went back in the UK, but what does that matter? Time doesn't exist!

Head on over to YouTube to hear Bernard's songs for the week. In this instalment: This Is Why (Paramore), My Lady Of Mercy (The Last Dinner Party), and Purple Rain (Prince & The Revolution).

Join us next week for another charity livestream! Sunday 1st Nov, 8pm UK time.

And you can still donate to this week's charity, Save The Children, here.

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Javier Bardem From Your Pub - Live Stream For Friends Of The Earth (18 Oct 26) Oct 20, 2026

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This week's stream was a Chanson Special! For no reason at all. Head on over to YouTube to listen to Magenta & Bernard's songs this week: La Vie En Rose (Edith Piaf), My Way (Paul Anka/Frank Sinatra), Ne Me Quitte Pas (Jacques Brel) and Windmills of Your Mind (Michele Legrand).

This week, we also donated 50% of the proceeds from our September live show to our chosen charity, Friends Of The Earth! You can still donate to Friends Of The Earth via this week's campaign page, here.

And you can join us on the next live stream, on October 25th, here.

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When Sex Leers Its Inquisitive Head - Live Stream for Oxfam (11 Oct 26) Oct 13, 2026

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The leaves are browning, your cosier jumpers are coming out, all your photos look cinematic, and there are a plethora of excellent horror films on Channel 4. It's Spooky Season, and it's time for another.... Charity Livestream! And this week, we are raising money for one of our favourite charities: Oxfam.

Head on over to YouTube to hear the songs from this week's livestream: a medley of Monster Mash (Bobby "Boris" Pickett), Stand By Me (Ben E King) and Please Mr Postman (The Marvelettes/Carpenters), and Magenta herself singing Windmills Of Your Mind (Michel Legrand).

Join us next week at the usual time and place for a chanson special! 8pm UK time (3pm ET), on YouTube and all the other less good platforms.

And you can still support this week's excellent charity Oxfam on our campaign page here.

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Munched By Bigfoot - Live Stream for REACT Disaster Relief (27 Sep 26) Sep 29, 2026

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It’s definitely not a cult! Why do people keep saying that? It’s just another… CHARITY LIVESTREAM with Madame Magenta and Bernard! Songs! Fortunes! Good hangs! Money for good causes! All of that and more (by which we mean, possible cat appearances).

This week, M&B are raising money for REACT Disaster Relief, a very interesting charity which Magenta will tell you about. You can also head over to YouTube to hear Bernard's two songs from this live stream - Sour Grapes (Cass Elliot), and Xanadu (ELO and Olivia Newton John).

Join us next week for another... CHARITY LIVESTREAM on Sunday 4th October! Here's the ol' YouTube link here

And you can still donate to this week's charity campaign, here.

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Sharp Bob - Live Stream for MAP and PCRF (20 Sep 26) Sep 22, 2026

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WATCH the recording of our London Podcast Festival live show on YouTube here!

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It's been three weeks since the last charity live stream, but M&B are back! And this week, we are raising money for two excellent Palestine charities: Medical Aid For Palestinians (MAP) and Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF). And we're very much not playing any Ed Sheeran.

Head over to YouTube to see the full video of this stream, including the songs that have to be cut for the podcast version. This week, M&B sang together twice: Livin' On A Prayer (Bon Jovi) and I Know Him So Well (Elaine Paige & Barbara Dickson).

You can still donate to this week's two charities on the campaign page here

And join us next week for the next live stream, here

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Dolly, Tim and Sam - Live Stream for Save The Children (30 Aug 26) Sep 01, 2026

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Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival!

AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London.

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On this live stream, we pay tribute to three of our favourite legends - Dolly Parton, Tim Curry and Sam Neill. Come join us for chat, music, live fortune telling, and raising money for Save the Children.

Head over to YouTube to watch the full version of this, including Bernard's songs! This week: Here You Come Again (Dolly Parton), Professional Pirate (Tim Curry/The Muppets), and Jurassic Park/I Will Always Love You (John Williams/Dolly Parton).

You can still donate to Save The Children on this week's charity campaign page, here.

Join us for the next live stream on Sunday 20th September, here!

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The Puppy Room - Live Stream for IRC (23 Aug 26) Aug 25, 2026

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Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival!

AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London.

Tap here to buy tickets!

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We're back with another charity livestream, this week raising money for International Rescue Committee. And, incredibly, all donations made to IRC before the end of August will be tripled! So a fiver becomes £15! Incredible.

Head over to YouTube to hear Bernard's songs - this week: Somebody I Used To Know (Gotye), and Gin-Soaked Boy (The Divine Comedy).

You can still donate to IRC on this week's charity campaign page, here.

Join us for the next live stream on Sunday 30th August, here!

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Eco-Gargoyles - Live Stream for Action Against Hunger (9 Aug 26) Aug 11, 2026

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Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival!

AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London.

Tap here to buy tickets!

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M&B are back for more live shenanigans! Answering your letters, and solving your problems. Email madamemagentauk@gmail.com to have your shit thoroughly sorted out!

This week's charity is Action Against Hunger - you can still donate to this week's campaign here!

And join us for the next charity live stream on Sunday 16th August, here!

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Sexy Skeksis - Live Stream for UNICEF (2 Aug 26) Aug 05, 2026

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Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival!

AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London.

Tap here to buy tickets!

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It’s time to officially kick off Year 2 of Magenta & Bernard’s charity livestream! Can we beat £10,000 in our second year? Only one way to find out! Join us this week as we show off Bernard’s new super-fancy Angine de Poitrine style loop pedal, answer more listener letters, and raise money for an excellent cause: UNICEF.

Head on over to YouTube to hear Bernard's songs from this live stream! This week: This Must Be The Place (Talking Heads), and Escape aka The Pina Colada Song (Rupert Holmes).

Join us for next week's stream on Sunday 9th August, here.

And you can still donate to this week's charity, here.

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