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Larry is a Rake & Boulevardier! (Rebroadcast) Nov 28, 2012

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Our rakish raconteur talks about why a poor man's tow shot is better than a regular tow shot. Plus, hear about the horror of new hand towels! And could this latest hamper update be the last hamper update ever? Is Larry taking matters into his own hands? Is he putting this controversy to rest once and for all? Why, it's inconthievable! Quote of the week: "I hope Drano hires a million people a day."

Absinthe Makes The Heart Go Wander (Rebroadcast) Nov 21, 2012

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"The theme of this show is all about throwing things up," says Larry. Well, yes and no. On a completely unrelated note, the Upland chapter of the LMDS checks in, sharing an absinthe-based drink recipe. We ruminate, confab and otherwise mull over what exactly absinthe is and ain't. Also in this episode, Larry is a world-class "opener and closer of things" and isn't shy about admitting it. He once again expresses disgust and general loathing for the metric system. Who's with us? Burma? Liberia? Anyone else? You'll all come crawling back someday! And just when you thought there would be no more hamper updates, intrigue and suspense ensue! What's the future of Larry's fourfecta? Will it break? Will it go to five? Will it go on tour? Tune in to find out! Quote of the week: "Once you start talking like Foghorn Leghorn, you really can't stop." (Selected by a quorum of LMDS Members.)

Larry Has Stockholm Syndrome? (Rebroadcast) Nov 14, 2012

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Larry gets lost in a convention of Elvis impersonators at an Indian casino and, not surprisingly, has the time of life. Is Larry losing the battle of the wills? Find out in this week's HAMPER UPDATE! And what do goofy guards in South Africa have to do with Sonny Burgess and the Legendary Pacers? Listen in and find out! Nominum quid geminus!? Quote of the week: "She knew I was, what's the word...lying."

Larry Announces His Return & Dine and Dash With Larry Miller (Rebroadcast) Nov 07, 2012

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Larry intros this rerun with an announcement about his return to the podcasting airwaves. For you Larryphiles out there, note that this is the episode that was recorded the day after the "Lost Episode," which was aired last week. Stay tuned at the end of this show for a little bonus 3 minute promo for this episode that we're pretty sure was never used. In this episode: Larry speaks out against the dine and ditch. You know, the chew and screw? The eat and fleet? The mash and dash? The ol' grub and snub? (Is anyone still reading?) You get the point. And why does Larry always get blamed for things? Whatever the reason is, it must be in his chromosomes, because now his kids are getting blamed for things as well. Then we get to hear about the day Larry learned he could chug beer and him getting knocked out by a left hook. Are these two stories related? The smart money is on "yes." Later, Larry sarcastically lobbies for giving Guinness to children. And finally comes the tale of the enemies Larry is inadvertently making on Facebook. Is another left hook coming his way? Again, the smart money is on "yes." Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us, The Count of Monte Sarcasm has left the building. Quote of the week: "Watch out for lefty."

The Lost Episode & A New Message From Larry! Oct 31, 2012

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We have a special Halloween treat for you! We've uncovered a "lost episode" of This Week With Larry Miller! Larry talks about getting nervous around authority figures and his unsuccessful attempts to turn a profit on drinking scotch. Plus, he gets scoffed at by hobos. This episode was originally recorded June 6th, 2011 and was supposed to be TWWLM episode #223. For reasons no one can remember, we decided to re-record the episode the next day. The result was the episode "Dine and Dash With Larry Miller" which was released on June 8th, 2011. But the first recording was lost in the This Week With Larry Miller archives UNTIL NOW! Interestingly, the two episodes turned out very different, despite Larry working from the same show notes. Quote of the week: "As long as I'm pulled over, why don't I shoot it out?"

Larry Finds a Nude Beach (Rebroadcast) Oct 24, 2012

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Larry stumbles across a nude beach and makes a spectacle. No, not a pair of glasses so he could see better, he makes a spectacle with his reaction. The great hunter returns from Vancouver with tales of long walks, comedic cheese-takes (not to be confused with comedic cheesesteaks) and eating lunch next to a toxic waste cleanup site. Larry also espouses the philosophy of finding "another tiny drop," and no, Mr. Funny Person, he's not talking about booze. Well, not this time, anyway. In addition, we hear about the deceptively wisdom of Honus Wagner, Casey Stengal and Mickey Mantle. We also find out that we don't know what tilapia is. And more importantly, we find out that we don't care. So, go polish up your fancy two-tone spectator shoes and take a stroll until you're walking like John Wayne. The quote of the week: "By missile it was two hours."

We're Driving to Moose Jaw! (Rebroadcast) Oct 17, 2012

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**We've thrown in a little bonus at the end of this rerun, a 3 minute audio promo for this episode that we found in our archives.** A special international episode of TWWLM! Yes, Larry gets called away on short notice to work on a movie in Canada, but we still figure out a way to bring you this week's This Week. We link up to Larry through the Sensaround Satellite system to the Level Five North studios in Flin Flon, Manitoba. Okay, Larry called in with Skype from his hotel room in Vancouver. Join us as we hear about Larry's biennial hummus digestion dilemma. And who says America doesn't export anything anymore? And what is the metric equivalent of a volleyball-sized glop of hummus? Larry talks about getting great pour of Guinness with some new Canadian pals and a less-successful attempt at finding some waffles in the wee hours of the morning. We also hear about Larry's excessive sweating and stammering when dealing with customs agents. Then we find out why Larry spent two hours in the shower. Also, Larry races against carmageddon to come home and visit his family in Los Angeles. And don't take this personally, but YOU'RE not the Duke of Cambridge. The quote of the week: "Chicken fried something."

Musso and Frank and Sween (Rebroadcast) Oct 10, 2012

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Larry tells tales from the start of the Million Martini March and shares signs of the end of the world. We hear about Larry and the crew's trip our for hot shaves, martinis, chicken and waffles. Then he talks about a commercial he saw while watching the Jets game that upset him to the very core of his soul. By the end of this episode, you'll realize the huge difference between "and...?" and "and by..." Also, Larry waxes nostalgic for the likes of Anita Ekberg and Anne Jeffreys. Then we hear about what you DON'T want to hear at a silent auction. That's right, honey. You're a winner. Quote of the week: "That's the and. AND I'm calling security."

Super-Daddy Martinis and Superhero Underwear (Rebroadcast) Oct 03, 2012

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Hear how to maximize the laughs you can get from an $8 pair of underwear.Plus, we have a lotta errata. Larry offers a REALLY good apology to Ray’s Really Good Beef Jerky. Larry also talks about the joy he gets from being wrong and apologizing. Plus, the joke of the week, a fecta update, plus the story of a boy and his gun. Awwwww.Quote of the week: “Quick like the bunny. Not slow like the bear.”

Larry Miller: Truck Drivin' S.O.B. (Rebroadcast) Sep 26, 2012

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Larry grinds the granny gear as a chain smokin', C.B. jokin' truck driving S.O.B. (With all due respect to Deadbolt.) Yes, hear about how a teenaged Larry bluffed his way into a job behind the wheel of a commercial truck.The battle of the battered hamper continues in the Miller household. Larry and his wife both respond by throwing their clothes in a pile on the floor for three weeks. Larry again talks about his reluctance to chuck worn out clothes. Then we hear about a listener who is mourning the loss of his beloved soap bar collection, which was not-so-inadvertently thrown out by his wife.What's the difference between the number 6 and the number 9? (If you said 3, you may be right and also possibly a smart aleck.) And we also learn that it's very, very difficult to park an aircraft carrier in Afghanistan. And learn the difference between white meat and the other white meat.And by...Quote of the week: "I'm white meat."

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