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Super Bowl Food Doesn't Exist Feb 06, 2013

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Larry laments that there the Super Bowl doesn't have any purpose-made novelty foods, like the rest of American holidays. That's right, we're calling it a holiday. Larry is also unimpressed by too many replays or the fact that the Harbaugh brothers are brothers. We have one of the best Poetry Corner segments so far. Quote of the week: "Get your own show."

What IS Show Business? Jan 30, 2013

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Larry talks about the difference between being an entertainer and inspired lunacy. We hear about Andy Kaufman playing at Carnegie Hall, 99 bottles of beer and joke-telling during a city-wide blackout. Then we wonder where Car 54 really is. Quote of the week: "Walk that plank."

Crime Just Isn't Funny Anymore! Jan 23, 2013

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Inspired by a Jimmy Breslin quote Larry waxes nostalgic about the "crooks" and other characters he met while his father worked as a criminal defense attorney. We also learn how to REALLY ruin a 1964 Fury III and why honest people can't be trusted.

Free Bar-B-Que and Other Delights Jan 16, 2013

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Hear about the joy of free bar-b-que, buffets and the debatable merits of the McRib. We also hear about cheap Brooklyn coats, how to repel alien invaders and how to give birth on a kitchen table, not once, but twice. Quote of the week: "There are cavemen that would look at you and say, 'Take it easy.'"

Larry Miller Returns! Jan 09, 2013

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Larry returns to his podcast and tells the story of the accident that put him in the hospital and sidelined him for nine months. Quote of the week: "Hey, Dad, didn't you break your brain?"

Everyone Will Know How To Juggle (Rebroadcast) Jan 02, 2013

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Larry's new year's resolution is to teach you the difference between a tuba and a sousaphone. (Setting achievable goals is a key to a successful life.) Gather up your foul weather gear in your best rucksack. Larry talks about the seemingly endless sheets of rain that are soaking the Southern California area. It's OK, we really need it. Hear "Our Man Miller's" imitation of his own ringtone, which is, of course, even funnier than the orignal ringtone. Then he talks about working with Bobbie Phillips on the movie Carnival of Souls. Find out the REAL reason that Larry's glad he's not a stunningly beautiful woman. Then enjoy a quick stop on Rabbit Island, as Larry discusses recipes sent in by readers. Can Larry segue from Armistice Day into how much he hates the circus? You better believe it, Otto Von Barnum. Happy new year from Larry and everyone on the show! Quote of the week: "It's not her job to see the romance in it."

Larry vs. The Gigantic Slug (Rebroadcast) Dec 26, 2012

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The hamper update to end all hamper updates. We know we've said it before, but this time, we mean it. Yes, the hamper update takes an unexpected turn that was completely expected. By the time it's over, Larry is as close to being the Dad from A Christmas Story as he could possibly be. Larry saves his wife from a bloodthirsty, gigantic slug. And does soap-bar melding float your boat? Then get ready for the RETURN OF THE FIVEFECTA, or "How Larry Got His Soap Mojo Back." But wait, there's more! We award honorary doctorates and Colonel ranks to the first 500,000 listeners who download this episode! Yes, listen to this week's This Week With Larry Miller and you'll be walking in tall cotton. Possibly in a raccoon coat. That's Dr. Colonel Larry Miller to you, sir. Quote of the week: "Daddy has protected the house once again from all varmints & creatures."

Larry's Annual Christmas Story (NEW!) Dec 19, 2012

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We couldn't let the tradition lapse, so we snuck Larry into the studio just to record the annual re-telling of his Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Merry Christmas to all of our listeners. Thanks again for your patience and support. Quote of the week: "If you needed a gun, call me. He'll get you one."

Live Larry and Prosper (Rebroadcast) Dec 12, 2012

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Larry Miller talks about the death and burial of a loyal shirt and the socks that loved it. And admits to being a trekkie. Yes, Larry powers through a cold to deliver another slam-bang-pow (cough) show. After weeks of preaching the wonders of the spit-bucket, Larry talks about the one time he kept eating food on a set. Yes, on this episode, we hear about Larry eating turkey with William Shatner for seven hours. And so much more. Until next week, live Larry and prosper. Quote of the week: "I will admit the hula-dancing, green-skinned woman is still in my mind."

You Can Never Fall Off The Floor (Rebroadcast) Dec 04, 2012

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You can fall off a barstool, but you can never fall off the floor. Or so says Larry in this episode. Larry talks about bending an elbow with some fans in Tallahassee. Also, in lieu of a secret handshake for Larry Miller Drinking Society members, we come up with a verbal code. We'd tell you about it here, but it's verbal! You'll just have to listen to this episode. Then Larry talks about being persistently lunkheaded or lunkheadedly persistent with a big-time talent agent in New York City in the 1980s. There are updates aplenty this week, include a hamper update, a fourfecta update (formerly the bifecta update) and an all new update that is ever so exciting. And remember, Larry's a nice boy with a clean hankie. Quote of the week: "He was already listing to port."

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